Well, peeps…
Tonight, DMX was just arrested for the 394958569th Time…this time at a Phoenix mall on a felony charge of taking the identity of another.
Drugs, outstanding warrants, fights, animal abuse…Will D ever learn?
Uhhh…probably never.
A bomb scare which led to a jail house lock down.
Lock down which led to solitary confinement.
Witness of a violent seizure.
Freezing cold and denied a blanket.
After those LONG 173 minutes in the slammer, I’m sure Khloe Kardashian will NEVER misbehave again!
The ugliest sister of the Kardashian clan was sentenced to 30 days in jail after she admitted violating her probation by failing to enroll in an alcohol education class and clean up roadside trash.
From first glance this pic sort of looks like Z-lister Andy Dick is posing as Batman’s The Joker. However, the orange suit seems to give it all away. Yes, this is a mug shot and yes, Andy is smiling.
Comedian (who isn’t really funny) Andy Dick was arrested this morning for suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.
According to the LA Times,
Police said they arrived at Buffalo Wild Wings on Murrieta Hot Springs Road at about 1:15 a.m. after receiving reports of an intoxicated man urinating outside. They stopped a truck that was leaving the scene and Dick was in the front seat.
According to Murrieta Police Lt. Dennis Vrooman, a 17-year-old woman said 42-year-old Dick had left the restaurant, walked up to her and pulled down her tank top, exposing her breasts. His friends escorted him to the truck, which was then stopped by police near a Sam’s Club store.
Officers lined up the men in the truck along a curb, and the alleged victim and another witness picked out Dick as the assailant.
Vrooman said Dick was “extremely intoxicated” and that police found marijuana and anti-anxiety Xanax medication in his pockets.
What a shame! Andy never seems to learn. Why does he feel he NEEDS to live up to his last NAME?
My thought on all of this is, once Andy gets this all straightened out, he definitely needs to do a hair piece endorsement. (That CAN’T be his real hair, can it?) Get your life back on track, Andy!
Just when you think the Amy Winehouse drama couldn’t get any juicier, well sad to say it, but…it does.
We all know Amy has been more than a whack job the past couple of weeks…wearing that crazy Blake barrette and professing her undenying love for this douche-bag husband of hers, Blake Fielder-Civil. And, you must not forget Amy punching a fan at Glastonbury. This beotch is more whacked than Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears put together!
While we know Amy has been no angel in her marriage, allegedly having two affairs while Blake has been incarcerated, Blake has slapped her infidelity in her face by…well…BASICALLY doing the same thing! IN JAIL!!!! You’d think being locked up in a jail cell would keep you out of trouble. Apparently NOT!
Blake has been writing sexually charged love letters to a female inmate.
According to a source, The letters detail what he’d like to do to her in the bedroom when he is released, with graphic images of sordid sexual fantasies including hints of a threesome with Amy.
You know this is not going to sit well with Amy, furthering her into a deeper depression. These two are just two individuals that should NOT be together. Period.
Want to read the letters “Blakey” wrote to the female inmate? You can read them for yourself….after the jump. Enjoy! They are JUICY!
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Naomi Campbell is the Queen of Rage. But, you gotta love her. We love the feisty ones.
Remember back in April when Naomi went ballistic on that British Airways flight and kicked two police officers’ booties after an “air rage” incident? Well, girlfriend is finally getting disciplined. What did she get?
She is facing NO JAIL time. But…is required to serve 200 hours community service, plus dish out some pocket change.
According to a source, “She was also ordered to pay 200 pounds ($400) to each of the police officers she attacked and 150 pounds ($300) to Miles Sutherland, the captain of the British Airways plane she disrupted, in addition to a 2,300 pound ($4,600) fine.”
She got off easy in my opinion, BUT…she is a celebrity and knowing Naomi, there will be more airborne cell phones and trash talk coming foaming from her mouth. Two hundred hours of CS and pocket change fines AREN’T going to teach Naomi a lesson.
All I have to say is I would hate to be in her path on a BAD day.
It was his wife! Shante Dogg isn’t all that innocent either. Saturday morning, Mrs. Dogg may have had a little drinky drinky and then gotten behind the wheel in Orange County, California.
According to a source, “Fullerton police pulled over Shante Brodus, 32, at about 12:15 a.m. She was booked, cited and given a notice to appear in court.”
Shame, shame, shame Mama Dogg!
And, the plot thickens…
Even though Blake Fielder-Civil (Amy Winehouse’s hubby) is rotting in jail, he still manages to get into mischief. Apparently, Blake has seen the papers with pics of Amy and knows she’s hanging around Pete Doperty. (doing drugs and doing the nasty with Pete) And, well…he’s freakin’ pissed!
According to The Sun, one of Blake’s cell mates who recently got out of the slammer, came forward with a story about Fielder-Civil…stating that Blake wanted to HIRE him to beat the crap out of Doherty.
We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you 20,000 pounds.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.’
He knew I used to be a doorman and knew some tough people. He said he wanted him smashed to pieces.”
If Blake ever gets out of jail, there is going to be one big brawl! And…it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Sooner or later, it all comes back to kick ya in the ass, doesn’t it Louie, Lou-eye!?
Ok, so I admit I was a HUGE boy band fan back in the day…I surely do remember this big googly-eyed man…He was responsible for putting the successful boy bands like NSync and the Backstreet Boys together. He was a man I should have respected and put on a pedestal. But, truthfully, I always thought there was something creepy about him. And, well I was right. He is a FREAK!
Back in the day he was said to be preying on some of the boys he had placed into these groups. However, nothing was ever done about this…legally. Lou Pearlman will always be known as a boy-molesting, pyramid-scheming FREAK!
According to a source, Pearlman was sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in federal prison for engineering a decades-long scam that bilked thousands of investors out of their life savings.
U.S. District Judge G. Kendall Sharp noted that many victims were Pearlman’s relatives, friends and retirees in their 70s or 80s who lost everything.
“Over the past nine months since my arrest, I’ve come to realize the harm that’s been done,” Pearlman said in a short courtroom statement. “I’m truly sorry and I apologize for what’s happened.”
Umm, yeah I’m sure he’s real sorry now. A little too late buddy! 25 years behind bars is a LONG time. Don’t DROP the soap! Although as sad as this is to say…he may just be one that would enjoy a little soapy soap droppage action. SICKO.
Another person with a bad week…washed up rapper DMX!
Not surprising considering he has nothing else to do with his time but get himself into trouble. Poor guy!
Earlier this week he got arrested for a months old traffic violation and now just today, according to a source, DMX was “arrested at his Phoenix-area home on suspicion of animal abuse and felony drug possession following a search of the house and, before that, a brief standoff with police when he attempted to shut himself up in his bedroom.”
Apparently, detectives seized weapons and drugs from DMX’s home…and probably several bags of Doritoes, Twizzlers, Laffy Taffy, Reese’s Pieces, Corn Chips, and Lemon Heads. Well, it’s pretty sad that he can feed his face, but not the dogs he owned. Police also removed five pit bull puppies from the rapper’s home who were obviously VERY malnourished.
DMX needs to be put in jail and be forced to listen to R. Kelly music ALL DAY, every day.
Note: DMX and R. Kelly had a huge fall out in 2007 when R. Kelly refused to work with DMX on a gospel album. Ironic.
Nick Bollea, son of pro-wrestler Hulk Hogan, was sentenced today for the car crash that left his best friend (who was the passenger) critically injured and in a coma. An important note is that he was driving under the influence. Not smart at all. So, here’s the lowdown on Nick’s punishment:
8 months in jail to be served immediately
Five years of probation
Loss of driving privileges for three years
Nick was overjoyed with the punishment he received as he could have gotten 5 years in jail.
Umm…yeah and I’m also sure he’s excited for the nightly dinners of soy burgers and rubbery chicken. Yummy! Enough to make me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Nick, I hope you spend time thinking about what you’ve done and most importantly, don’t DROP the soap!
