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Lynne Spears Wants Box Office Gold.

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

As if a humiliating tell-all book wasn’t enough…

Last month, Lynne Spears released a tell-all book about her two troubled daughters, their Cheeto addictions and their sexy time as teenagers. And NOW because of the success of the book, Lynne wants to ride this cash train as long as she can! CHOO!!! CHOOO!!! Therefore, the country bumpkin mama wants her book to hit the big screen, y’all! And she believes it WILL be a hit.

In fact, Lynne already has chosen who she’d like to cast in as her beloved Cheeto and her own hillbilly booty.

According to a source, ‘Scary Movie’ actress Anna Faris is being considered to play the lead while Lynne allegedly wants Julia Roberts to play her part. “She’s pitching the book around to studios,” the Sun quoted a source close to Lynne as saying. “She even says she wants Julia Roberts to play her. It’s insane!” the source added.

Ummm yeah. I highly doubt Julia would agree to such a role. In any case, good luck with that Lynne-y Tin Tin!

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Don’t Give Your $24.99 To Lynne Spears.

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

I know I said I would probably read Lynne’s book, “Through The Storm”, but I’ve just recently changed my mind. I’ve thought about this long and hard…hard and long and long and hard again. Damn, that sounds painfully dirty…and you know what….the more I think about this, what Lynne is doing IS downright dirty.

Sure, MTV may have given Britney three moon men out of sheer pity, slapped on a label and called it a comeback…but in reality, she still has a LONG road ahead of her. The bitch isn’t better yet. Her meds may have kicked in now, but it doesn’t mean all her troubles are long gone. In other words, Lynne is taking advantage of a situation and using it to benefit HER bank account.

By buying Lynne’s book, the only thing we are doing is lining this bitch’s wallet with money for plastic surgery or to support her tanning bed addiction.

Lynne-Tin Tin has been on a nationwide promotional tour encouraging us all to fork over $24.99 for her book spilling the dirt on her daughter’s lives, including some pretty deep shiznit that would piss me off if my mother ever did that to me. This morning, Tin Tin hit up the “Today Show” packing the punch.

Check out Lynne’s appearance on “Today” here:

Unless she’s donating the profits of this book to the Translational Genomics Research Institute (TGen) Foundation or Cheeto Lovers Anonymous, I am not touching this piece of work with a ten foot pole.

One Big Happy.

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

This weekend, Britney celebrated the birth of her two boys with a family reunion of sorts. Jamie Lynn, Papa Jamie, and Grandma Lynne attended the birthday party of Jayden James (now 2) and Sean Preston (now 3) at Britney’s Los Angeles home. Baby Maddie was also along for all the Cheeto fun.

Isn’t just cheeto-rific to see this family looking somewhat normal? It almost brings a tear to my eyes.

Britney Spears Is Far From Being Well.

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Remember when Britney went to visit Jamie Lynn and her new baby, but left significantly earlier than planned? Brit Brit was then later photographed at the airport in tears. (See above photo). Wah-freakin’-Wahhh.

According to a source, June 21st at approximately 9.30pm, Jamie found his daughter naked on the bathroom floor, crying hysterically and mumbling to herself about wanting a baby girl. Jamie rang the doctor, who rushed to Britneyâ€™s side and diagnosed a breakdown.

A source says: â€˜Seeing her little sister give birth was too much for Britney. It made her realize what a mess sheâ€™s in. Sheâ€™s insanely jealous of Jamie Lynn having a girl because sheâ€™s always been desperate for a daughter.

Jamie found her sobbing her heart out and repeating: â€œItâ€™s not fair, Dad, itâ€™s not fair.â€

Since then Britney is rumored to have had her medication dosage increased. It is such a shame that Britney couldn’t be happy for her sister. Instead, she felt sorry for herself for NOT bearing a daughter of her own.

So freakin’ sad.

Jamie Lynn Introduces Baby Maddie.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

There is definitely no mistaking whose baby that is! No paternity test and/or Maury Povich needed in this case. Thank gawd!

Britney’s lil sista Jamie Lynn told OK! what she thinks of motherhood and baby Maddie.

“She is very good,” says Jamie Lynn. “She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.”

The proud mama continues, “We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”

Good for her. Let’s hope she stays on her good little path she’s on now and not follow in her big sister’s footsteps! Our fingers are crossed for you Jamie!

Britney Spears Is Right On Track!

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Britney left Louisiana almost immediately after little sister Jamie Lynn gave birth to her daughter Maddie Briann. Rumor has it that Britney spent most of her time in the hospital walking up and down the corridors in tears, rather than hanging out with Jamie Lynn. Britney wanted so badly to go back to LA because the birth of her niece reminded her so much of her boys.

Well, today was a GOOD day for Britney. If there were tears, they were tears of joy. In court, Britney was granted overnight visitation with her boys, which is a very big positive step for the Toxic star. It is good to see POSITIVE things happening for the Britster.

Let’s hope all the enablers stay FAR FAR AWAY!

Britney Spears Already Back From Louisiana.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Brand new auntie Britney Spears has returned from her Louisiana visit. Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn just gave birth to a baby girl on Thursday morning and the Britster was basically there for a quick peek and a few diaper changes. Rumors were swirling that Britney was going to be staying with her sis for a little bit to help out with baby duties. Apparently, she has some biznass to tend too back home!

Not even 2 days later, Britney has flown the coop and back to paparazzi land. All her paparazzi buddies were there to greet her at the airport, per usual. Just another day in the life of Britney.

Britney Spears Is Now An Aunt, Ya’ll!

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Well, it happened. Seventeen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is now a mama, making big sista Britney an auntie. Yippee! Baby Maddie Briann was born today in small-town Mississippi, weighing in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Wow, I thought for sure that baby was going to be like 10 pounds with how huge Jamie Lynn got. Apparently, mama and baby are healthy and doing well.

And per celebrity baby tradition, Jamie Lynn will be picking up a paycheck (from OK! Magazine) for exclusive pics of her baby. Now, how messed up is that?

So, what is the proper etiquette for when a teenage unwed mother gives birth to a bouncing baby? Do you say congratulations? Way to go? Oh, awesome! Do you just smile and say, “awwwww”. Hmmm, that’s a tough one.

Ummm….I think I will stick with saying “Good Luck” to the unwed teenage mother and her brick-laying baby daddy Casey Aldridge!

Jamie Lynn Spears, Large And In Charge!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Well maybe not in charge…more like, uncomfortable. Britney’s little sista is due this month with her first baby AND is definitely livin’ large…literally.

Apparently, Britney has a private jet on standby so that once she gets the call, she can be there for her sister’s delivery. Papa Jamie WILL also be climb aboard the private jet to Louisiana…not only for Jamie Lynn, BUT because it is his job as conservator for Brit Brit.

It’s gonna be a celebration ya’ll!

UPDATE: According to a source, Britney, her dad Jamie and brother, Bryan, left on a COMMERCIAL flight this morning at 5am where they boarded a Delta flight to New Orleans, an hour ride from the Spears homestead in Kentwood. Her flight landed at 12:53 p.m. CT, and Britney headed straight to mother Lynne’s house.

Is there a baby coming?

Spears Family Ready To Party!

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

This weekend will be a festive one for the Spears clan as Britney’s preggo lil’ sis Jamie Lynn hosts a baby shower at the Spears’ Kentwood, Louisiana home.Â It has been rumored that Jamie Lynn will be popping out a girl, so perhaps there will be many pink onesies and pacifiers!

Big sister Britney is expected to attend the shower and will be hanging out in Kentwood all weekend.Â This is her first visit back home since the beginning of her custody battle with K-Fed…which geez, seems so long ago now.Â Her dad Jamie will also be along for the celebration and you can bet security has been upped and extra police officers have been hired on to monitor the situation.Â Oh, how the tax payers money is being put to use!Â Gotta love it!

Have fun ya’ll!