Posts Tagged ‘Jay-Z’

Beyonce Gets Fierce.

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

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Beyonce finally unveiled this other side of her that she refers to as “Sasha Fierce”. Apparently Sasha has been hiding deep within Beyonce’s being and erupts usually while she is on stage. Ok, so I’m guessing it is safe to assume that Sasha Fierce is the girl that frequently performs seizure-like dance moves, prissy hand jives, and flippin’ her hair like she just don’t care. Yes?

See Beyonce’s inspiration below:

This whole alter-ego situation is really throwing me off though. Let’s just hope it doesn’t end up the way Garth Brooks and his inner rock star broke out in 1999. Do you remember that shady character Chris Gaines? That was just freaky. You KNOW Garth had a few screws loose when he brought out Christopher and tried to head bang his way to alter ego success.

So why the name change for Mrs. Jay-Z? B told a source, “When I’m onstage I’m aggressive and strong and not afraid of my sexuality. The tone of my voice gets different, and I’m fearless. I’m just a different person. It’s a way for me to differentiate what I do onstage from who I really am - It’s a way for me to not lose myself, to keep my life in perspective, because it’s really hard sometimes to stay on earth when you’re a celebrity.” In other words, it’s a way for her to be slutty on stage without feeling guilty. I can just see it now…Beyonce ho-ing up the stage in ass-less chaps and caked on makeup….”Oh, that was SASHA. NOT Beyonce.” Pffft.

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For Beyonce’s sake, I hope she doesn’t fall flat on her face.

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Beyonce Already Has A Fat Wallet.

Monday, November 10th, 2008

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Beyonce performing at the World Music Awards last night in Monaco.

Why in bootylicious camel toe would Mrs. Jay-Z Beyonce Knowles Carter want an additional million or more to share her wedding album with the worldwide public, right? Well, she should take that ching because we all want to see the album dammit. Eh, not really, but we wouldn’t turn down the offer to take a little look-sy.

However, B to the Eyonce insists she would have NEVA EVA EVA considered selling photos of her sneaky wedding to Jay-Z to any tabloid. However, the singer acknowledges that she was amazed at the amount of money that was offered.

“Now, they offer crazy money that’s just ridiculous,” she said in a recent interview, laughing. “But in the end, absolutely not. It’s so not worth it. If anything, if you wanna put something out, then put it out, not for (money).”

Yeah, right B…just wait til that baby gets implanted in your va-jay-jay by your Jay-Jay. Once you pop that baby out, you’re gonna believe you are owed millions for that huff, huff, and puffing…PLUS, that extra ching would help fund a nip, tuck, suck, and fold.

Beyonce continued rambling on about her secret wedding and how she is the sneakiest fox in all the land, “We worked really hard at keeping it private,” she said. “I’ve always been this way, and he’s always been this way, so that’s why we complement each other. We always knew that it would be private and quiet, for all the right reasons.” Well, that is all fine and dandy….BUT…

It still pangs me to see celebs with the amount of money that they do have wearing such horrific ensembles. What is up with the camel toe spandex, B? Or is that Sasha’s fashion sense?

Oh I see what she is doing here. Beyonce is using her alter-ego as her excuse for fashion no-nos and other things the angelic B wouldn’t do. Mmmmhmm. We’ve got it all figured out. B ain’t no dummy!

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Beyonce Has Grown.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

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As the country steps out to cast their vote for the new President of the United States, Beyonce has stepped out with a voice and a camel toe. YIKES!!!

Beyonce told reporters at a Democratic event in Philadelphia,

“Everyone is excited and it’s time. I feel like we have grown so much as a nation and we will continue to grow because of Mr. Obama,” she said.

“I have had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Obama, his wife and his children, and they are the American dream. They are so elegant, so classy, so intelligent and everything that I want to be.”

We definitely have grown as a nation and it seems B’s vaginal region is festering in those jeans.
Beyonce may be for change, but she definitely NEEDS to change into some different blue jeans.

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The Stars Shine For DJ AM.

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

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Surviving a plane crash to me is miraculous. I could not even fathom, nor would I want to know the trauma such an event would have on the mind and body. DJ AM is a survivor.

Last night, Adam’s friends, family, and fans gathered to celebrate the deejay’s life, talent and miraculous survival of the plane crash that left four others dead.

According to E! Online, friends Goldstein performed a special benefit concert, dubbed simply “Welcome Home, DJ AM,” at Avalon Hollywood Tuesday night, with proceeds from the open-to-the-public event benefiting the families of the four people who perished in the Sept. 19 Learjet crash.

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Adam was all smiles and was surprisingly HAPPY to be back to work. He is even more excited to join Jay-Z TONIGHT onstage when the rapper’s tour touches down at the Hollywood Palladium. Adam told People that this gig is “the biggest thing that’s happened in my career.”

Good for him! He’s looking great.

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Beyonce’s Million Dollar Secret.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Ever wonder why Beyonce’s hair always looks so fabulously perfect? The answer? Wigs and LOTS of them. A friend of Mrs. Jay-Z told a magazine, “The majority of them are custom-made from real hair and she’s probably got $1 million worth of stunning wigs.” But don’t fret…once B has had enough of the wigs, she donates them to those who need hair. What a woman.

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Beyonce Shows Off Her Bling!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

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FOUR MONTHS LATER!!! But…I actually do not think Beyonce “intended” for us to see her wedding ring. Every other time, Beyonce has been seen with her hands in her pants and doing the “rock-away”. Don’t hide your symbol of love away from the cameras.

Have no shame, girl!

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Jay-Z Eats Up $20K!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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Jay-Z loved his performance at Glastonbury so much that he felt the need to celebrate. And, when Jay-Z celebrates, Jay-Z goes all out.

A source said: “Jay said he thought the set at Glastonbury was emmense, ridiculously good in fact. So he treated the band, management and crew to an elaborate dinner at L’Avenue. He reckons his current tour has been very historic and rewarded everyone accordingly.”

The night out on the town cost the star $20,000. Money ain’t a thang when you are Jay to the Z!

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Kanye West Is A C***.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

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Kanye spent time in blue shorts at the Lanvin fashion show during Paris Fashion Week.

Amy Winehouse has gotten herself into more of a funk. Glastonbury was NOT a pleasant experience for the troubled singer. Perhaps, girlfriend should not have even attended. Or, maybe she should have just kept her mouth shut and her hands to herself.

Nobody disses Kanye and gets away with it…ESPECIALLY with his boss there! HOVA!

During the Glastonbury Festival over the weekend, Winehouse introduced Jay-Z to the stage with the words, “Imagine if it was a c**t like Kanye West. ‘C**ts like Kanye’ should be his next album title’.”

And now Jay-Z is defending his man. He told MTV.com, “She said something about Kanye late on (in her set) but I didn’t hear it and I don’t agree with it. He’s my brother and the biggest artist on Roc-a-fella (records) right now.

“I guess I should hook them up because he’s a great guy too. I don’t know what the problem is - I don’t know where that (comment) came from.”

Will Amy apologize to Kanye?

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Oprah Tops Most Powerful Celebrity List

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

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The results are in. Forbe’s has just named Oprah THE Most Powerful Celebrity for the second year in a row. Surprised? Nah. Here are the Top 10:

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Tiger Woods
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Beyonce Knowles
5. David Beckham
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jay-Z
8. The Police
9. J.K. Rowling
10. Brad Pitt

According to Forbes, the rankings give the most weight to earnings over the past year, but also factors in such things as Internet presence, press clippings, magazine covers and mentions on TV and radio.

During the past year Winfrey made $275 million, Woods, $115 million, Knowles $80 million, Beckham $50 million, Depp $72 million, Jay-Z $82 million, and The Police $115 million.

Where the eff is Bono on this list? And, did Miley Cyrus make the list?

You can check out the full Top 100 here.

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Baby on Board For Beyonce?

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

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Or so the rumors say…

There may have been a reason for the rushed rooftop wedding for Beyonce and Jay-Z. Many sources are reporting that a little Bey-Bey is on the way! There hasn’t yet been a confirmation on the nuptials by the power couple, so I highly doubt you’ll hear a confirmation of a bey-bey.

So, keep your eye on the belly because I’m afraid that is the only way we’re gonna know if the rumors are true!

It’s officially time for BELLY WATCH!  Holla!

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