BLESS HIS CHEETO SOUL…According to Britney’s official website, a statement has been released in regards to Jayden’s unexpected emergency room visit: “Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow.” Good to hear that tater tot will be okay!
Cheeto-rific Brit and her little tater tots made their first trip out of state to Brit’s home stomping grounds of Louisiana when they experienced the unexpected.
The youngest Cheeto spawn, Jayden James, had fallen ill yesterday afternoon and soon became unresponsive, which prompted a 25-mile dash to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in nearby Mississippi. Rumor has it that the little doot doot experienced a seizure.
“Jayden James had to be kept in hospital overnight for observations,” said the source. “We don’t yet know what’s wrong with him. Britney was insistent that wouldn’t leave him. She asked for a bed to be made up in the same room so she could be there at his side.”
Papa K-Fed was believed to be making the out-of-state venture to be by Jayden’s bedside. Well, we hope nothing serious is wrong with small fry! Get better, little dude!
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This weekend, Britney celebrated the birth of her two boys with a family reunion of sorts. Jamie Lynn, Papa Jamie, and Grandma Lynne attended the birthday party of Jayden James (now 2) and Sean Preston (now 3) at Britney’s Los Angeles home. Baby Maddie was also along for all the Cheeto fun.
Isn’t just cheeto-rific to see this family looking somewhat normal? It almost brings a tear to my eyes.
If Gwen Stefani trusts HER son Kingston with Britney Spears, THEN Britney MUST be getting better, ‘cuz you know DAMN well that would not have been happening a year ago. Hell to the no.
Kingston Rossdale spent some quality time with Britney and K-Fed’s little boys, while mama Gwen and papa Gavin tended to their newly born baby Zuma. Don’t worry, a nanny or two was present. But still…Britney is being trusted by a well-respected singer and mother, Gwenny Gwen Gwen.
An onlooker reported: “Britney looked really happy and relaxed playing with all three boys.
“A year ago, Gwen and Gavin wouldn’t have dreamt of letting Britney near their son even with a nanny present so Britney must see it as another positive sign that people think she’s getting better again.â€
How cute are these little guys?
The Britster must be running low on cash as she now can be seen on the cover of Ok Magazine whoring herself out AND her two sons as well. Sad, sad, sad.
The disappointment here comes when you find out Britney doesn’t reveal anything too juicy to the gossip mag at all…like what really happened with Sam Lufti, where Adnan is and if she still has sexy time with him…you know, things we WANT to know. Instead, she dishes out how she felt about her baby sister Jamie Spears’ pregnancy and how she would feel if her boys became involved in the entertainment industry. Boo.
So what does she say you are DYING to know? Here are the HIGHLIGHTS of the interview, if you can call them that.
About her boys being involved in the biz-nass:
I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.
(You mean like, be able to eat Cheetos and drink Frapps until they came out their ears? And, hold onto mommy’s cigarettes while she smokes it up like a chimney?)
About Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:
I was shocked a little bit. She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.
(But secretly you KNOW Britney wanted her little sis to have a baby boy. Those MUST be some good drugs she is on.)
About her new album:
I think it is more urban. I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.
(Britney, at the piano? Huh? Am I missing something here? Perhaps she bought a piano that she sits at to pretend she’s playing, because I didn’t think Brit knew how to play anything other than “Mary Had A Little Lamb”…and even THAT is stretching it. If that is the case…this album is gonna SUCK!)
Yawn.
Hey look, ya’ll! Britney hand crafted her very own necklace and she didn’t even have to call up Martha Stewart for advice and that’s a “good thing”. Who’d of thought?! Britney looked proud sporting her creation as she strolled through Lisa Kline boutique for some retail therapy.
However, I think she may have forgotten her oldest son’s name…isn’t it supposed to be Sean, NOT Preston? Oh, well…at least she tried, right?!
Looks like she remembered to wear a bra too, even though it is VISUALLY PAINFULLY obvious (white under black, if you didn’t notice)…oh well. We keep on saying it…
BABY steps…
