Jessica Alba attended the Club Campari, Campari Calendar 2009 promotion last night in Milan, Italy. The only-happy-when-under-the-influence Alba debuted a bangin’ new do and a red hot ensemble that included red chunky heels that only a hooker could appreciate. What do you think?
Now I’m not encouraging to overindulge in booze by any means, but from the looks of it…Jessica Alba is a much more pleasant individual under the influence of alcohol. Even if it is just ONE glass of Campari. Give her one more and she JUST may give you an outright chuckle!
Jessica seemed to appear very comfortable showing off her post baby bod for the Campari photo shoot that features Alba in swimwear and flirty evening wear and looking mighty tipsy happy.
This 2009 calendar is a limited edition (printing only 9,999 copies)…so if you want to capture that rare, unforced Alba smile…be sure to snag one up!
Celebrities are doing their part in this year’s very critical election by participating in the “Declare Yourself” ad campaign. The campaign’s platform is said to “shock” young voters and hopefully inspire them to get informed and vote.
Marc Morgenstern, executive director of the Declare Yourself campaign, explained: “These images, while incredibly unsettling, are extremely compelling to today’s young adults. With less than 40 days left until the national election, we deliberately chose vivid and startling imagery to break through and underscore the grave consequences of not voting and in effect muzzling oneself.”
Basically, vote or don’t bitch about the outcome.
So, the question is…so these ads “inspire” you to get off your duff and vote?
What a perfect little Warren family we have here…on their home from lunch at the Griddle Cafe in Hollywood. Bellies full…Jessica Alba looks like her normal self…fashionably crabby. Cash looks unusually sexy if you are into the metro-licious men…slickly gelled hair, preppy clothes…mmm mmm good. Honestly, forget the gelled hair, Cash looks damn good holding that car seat. Do you notice how he makes it a lot more difficult carrying that thing than it really is? Gotta love the innocence of a first time parent. He has probably put the diaper on Honor a tad loose too many times. No wonder why Jess always looks pissed. Cash can’t do anything right.
Poor guy.
Larry Birkhead OBVIOUSLY wasn’t satisfied with the money he was awarded after the death of his baby mama Anna Nicole Smith. So what better way to earn some extra ching than to exploit your child? Larry sat down with his outlet of choice (aka. the mag that would offer him a higher payout), Us Weekly, to dish on his daughter and life after Anna, two years later. C’mon, you KNOW he isn’t doing this interview and photoshoot for FREE! That’d be a very Mischa-Barton-thing-to-do.
Here are some interesting (to say the least) highlights of that informative Us Weekly interview with Mr. Birkhead:
* When asked if Dannielynn reminds him of Anna Nicole, he said, “Especially when she smacks me and tells me, ‘No!’–and I let her have her way just like I let her mom have her way.”
* What does he think Anna Nicole would say about him as a dad? “She’d say, ‘Good job, dummy!’–sometimes she’d call me dummy and she would be happy.”
* He was asked about what’s in his future and responded, “I’ve been approached to do a reality show. It wouldn’t be too much of Dannielynn; it would focus on me.”
* His thoughts on dating: “I haven’t found Halle Berry combined with Jessica Alba combined with Eva Mendes yet.”
* He’s also “trying to start a business of things with Anna’s image and likeness–like calendars and posters that Dannielynn could one day take over.” He’s working with Howard K. Stern on it!
About next time next year, you can probably expect to see Anna Nicole’s mini-me gracing yet ANOTHER Us Weekly cover. I must admit, she is a cutie though. Too bad one day she will have to hear about all the craziness that ensued after her birth and her mother’s death. So sad.
You’ve waited long enough. Last month we mentioned to you that Jessica Alba was working on a photo shoot for the Declare Yourself campaign. Well, the ad is here and Alba’s mouth is taped shut…probably the best photo I’ve seen of Alba yet…simply because you can’t hear a damn word of what she has to say. Kind of harsh I know, but this bitch annoys me.
Click after the jump to check out Jessica’s new racy ad.
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New mother Jessica Alba got out of the house yesterday to run some errands. Just because she had a baby and is a married beotch doesn’t mean you won’t see any less of Mrs. Warren. Oh, no, sirrie.
In fact, Jessica Alba will be featured in a positive light for once…well, in my book at least.
According to a source, Jessica will appear in the new Declare Yourself’s “Only You Can Silence Yourself†PSA campaign, in which celebs and real people are shown crying and with their mouths forced shut.
Apparently Jessica was photographed for the campaign on Friday and the Declare Yourself peeps are still trying to figure out how her mouth will be manipulated shut.
Will this be a permanent mouth manipulation?
We can only hope.
You’ll be able to see Alba’s mouth zipped up in ads this fall.
You KNOW you are a big deal when you get an appearance on Sesame Street…ESPECIALLY a scene with Elmo. I mean…seriously. Elmo IS the shiznit.
David Beckham is now among the likes of James Blunt, Lauren Bacall, Andrea Boccelli, Johnny Cash, Jim Carrey, Bill Cosby, Ray Romano and Hillary Clinton to appear on the kids’ show. Click here for a full list of celebs who have gotten the honor to appear on Sesame Street.
Set your TIVO cuz’ these other celebs will be also be starring in the new season of Sesame Street: Jessica Alba, Jack Black, Jenny McCarthy and Heidi Klum.
Is a “Tickle Me David” doll in the works?
Looks like Jessica (Alba) Warren needed to sneak away from the ole’ Warren household for a little peace and quiet. Girlfriend visited a Beverly Hills toy store sans baby Honor and papa Cash. And from the looks of it, Jessica is gonna turn Honor into a rough and tough girl as she picked up some dump trucks for her little diva.
Jessica and Cash Warren must have gotten an acceptable amount of ching for baby Honor’s pics, as OK! magazine hooked us all up with first pics. HOLLA! I will say, Honor is a cutie!
(Now that she got her cash) Jessica Alba is (sorta) smiling on the cover of OK! and girlfriend is acting like giving birth is a piece of cake.
She tells OK! magazine, “I didn’t scream. It was really Zen. I wanted to do it naturally. The labor was more like meditation. I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”
Hmmm.
I’m sure there was no blood either! Kidding. We believe you, Jessica. *cough*
What, I had a frog in my throat?
