Jolie-Pitt | Danity Donnaly

Beckhams Expecting Baby Number Four?

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

So, I know you are all dying to know when Posh and Becks are going to reproduce another spawn. I know I’ve been losing sleep over it and FINALLY I can rest peacefully at night.

Posh confirmed that they are NOT expecting a rug rat and will NOT try for at least a couple years.

Posh told a source, “I donâ€™t want another baby for two years because Iâ€™m working so hard on my fashion business. I havenâ€™t got time. Yes, we would like another child but it wonâ€™t be for a couple of years yet.”

Her fashion business???? Ummm, last I heard her fashion business was tanking! Girlfriend would be better off getting preggers. I mean, geez…with a husband like that you’d think she’d have at least a Jolie-Pitt brood by now!

Ethan Hawke Plus Ex-Nanny Plus Oh My Darlin’…

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Clementine Equals One Big Happy! Ethan Hawke and his ex-nanny, whom NOW is his wife gave birth to a baby girl on Friday. Clementine Jane was able to sneak out of the womb on Friday, as all eyes were on the Jolie-Pitt brood. Sneaky little Clementine…kind of sneaky like the ole’ relationship her mama and papa had. Bam! Under the radar…Oh yes, I went there!

Clementine is Hawke’s first child with Ryan Shawhughes (ex-nanny) and his third child total. Mr. Hawke has a girl and a boy with ex-wife Uma Thurman.

Congrats to the happy couple!

Angelina Is Still Cooking, But On Broil.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Ok, everyone needs to just calm the hell down.

Do NOT believe the rumors, peeps. Angelina has not YET delivered her twins, a hospital rep has confirmed. Those twins aren’t ready to come out. I’m telling you. Tuesday July 15th is the day that you can expect Brangelina to have their two little rodents delivered. Angelina is said to be deliver by cesarean section.

Everyone is getting a little bit too antsy here, wanting to be the FIRST to report that the Jolie-Pitt babes have entered this world. Settle down. Grab a bag of popcorn, kick your feet up and relax until Tuesday. We can celebrate then. Ok?

Thanks.