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Jordan Never Left Us.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Remember when ~~Katie Price~~ Jordan wanted to be taken seriously and we were all forbidden to call her by her slutty alter-ego? Well, scratch that, peeps. Jordan is back, hoochier than ever! Woot, woot!

At the launch of her new lingerie range at Asda in Essex today, Price was a hoochie mama flirtatiously playing up to the cameras in a lacy red and black bra and g-string. But, oh peeps, these bras and panties aren’t for everyone. Big boobied women only!

Price said, “My Katie Price range is for the bigger busted woman and I can assure you that the bras will give women the best lift and support - and of course look sexy! There are lots of people who promote their underwear with stick thin models but I wanted to use my family and friends so that’s what I did. Everything about the underwear is what I wear.”

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Katie Price Got Sick Of Having Huge Melons.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Katie Price, the UK’s version of Pamela Anderson, decided that after a couple years with GYNORMOUSLY fake ta-tas that maybe horrible backaches and custom made bras weren’t worth the pain. And, I don’t blame her!

Four operations later, Katie finally decided to fly her and her UK melons over to Los Angeles to get yet another reduction. Girlfriend traded in her 32G’s for 32 C’s. Either the trout pout injection must have been thrown in as a freebie or doc salvaged some of the ta-ta scraps.

Katie and her doctor shared a loving embrace and smooch before she took off back to her native UK. Awww…there’s nothing like the love between a woman and her plastic surgeon.

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Katie Price, An Angel?

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Buxon model Katie Price, the UK’s version of Pamela Anderson, has released yet ANOTHER book titled “Angel Uncovered”. This is Katie’s 17th book written to date. BBC’sNewsbeat sat down with Katie to get the scoop on the latest Katie Price rumors.

ON WHICH PERSONALITY SHE IS, KATIE OR JORDAN:

I’m still both. Even if somebody wants to book Katie Price for a job, they still put me on the cover as Jordan. It just seems that both names are used…I like doing both acts.

ON IF SHE THINKS FELLOW AUTHORS ARE JEALOUS OF HER:

Totally, especially at the book awards. It’s as if I shouldn’t be there. But I’ve got a right to be there like everybody else. I think they are just jealous because my books seem to sell more than most of theirs. But I can’t help that. I obviously write good stuff.

ON HER RUMORED RENEWAL OF VOWS:

We’re definitely renewing our vows in September. I can’t wait. It’s not going to be a big glitzy do because me and Pete (Andre) want to do it for each other.

Because I got post natal depression when we got married and Pete’s really gone through a lot with me. It’s just a case of renewing our vows and continuing our love for each other.

ON WHETHER SHE AND HUSBAND PETER ANDRE PLAN TO ADOPT:

Yes 100 per cent. I watched a programme on abandoned Bulgarian children and that really affected the way I feel just because they were disabled or there was something wrong with them and people would just leave them. I just think it’s really out of order. So yes I do want to adopt a disabled child.

There you have it folks! Straight from the HORSE’S mouth!

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