It’s apparent former N-Stinker Joey Fatone can’t get a job other than a host of some lame ass reality show or a red carpet gig with injectified Lisa Rinna. Oh, wait wait wait…I take that back. Joey isn’t unemployed…thank GAWD for that….and he did get a important job that only Joey Fatone could do.
Today, Joey officially opened the 2008 Charmin Deluxe Public Restrooms in Times Square today. Good for him! Somewhere from his palatial grounds in a faraway land, J-Tizzle is laughing. Gotta give props to Joey Joe for tryin’.
Click after the jump for dirty pics of Joey at his classy port-a-potty launch. (more…)
Last night, the American Music Awards was more about the performances than the pyramid-shaped trophies. They were hot, hot, hot!!! In case you missed the show, never fear….we’ve got the performances right here. Enjoy!
Xtina emulates Madonna performing a plethora of her oldies and her latest hits: Beyonce gets chicken-fried on us…shaking and gyrating sans her 15 lb. wedding ring: Kanye explores his inner-Pavarotti with his auto-tuned mic:
Mr. Nick Carey takes the stage with his obviously emotional, possibly preggers cash hound who performs her latest hit, “Stay In Love”. Did anyone else think MC was trying to hold back the tears in the beginning? Per usual, MC delivered:
The original boy band still makes hearts flutter. You can diss these boys old men all you want. They’re driving Lamborghinis and eating $20 steaks. You’re driving a Pontiac and eating ramen noodles.:
Miley Cyrus celebrates her 16th birthday by going nuts on stage:
Taylor Swift gets emotional during “White Horse” performance. See what you did, Joe Jonas!
Rihanna good songs, almost-put-me-to-sleep performance. Where’s J-Tizzle?
Nicole Scherzinger’s voice was lackin’, the dancin’, however was risque. Were the poles really necessary?
The Jo Bros rocked the stage and the teeny-bopper screams were present. I must add…Joe’s eyebrows were slick and pretty much perfection. That’s all.
Pink rocked the hiz-ouse sober. Plain and simple:
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice. It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it, and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.
There were people who had the potential to do it but they went on vacation, so when Justin [Timberlake] went on vacation I made albums. And it just came out to be that.”
It’s that special time of year again when delightful Babwa Wah Wah selects her 10 most fascinating peeps of the year. I’m kind of disappointed to know that I am NOT one of them. I suppose there is always next year. Wait till you hear who DID make the list.
The 2008 Honor Roll includes a few of my…ummm…BFF’s.
Babwa’s show will air on December 4th on ABC and will feature the following faves according to Miss Wah Wah: (in random order)
Tom Placenta Stew Cruise,
Tina Fey,
Will Smith,
Rush Limbaugh,
Miley Cyrus and
Michael Phelps.
For the unveiling of the other four, I guess you’ll just have to tune in! Can you guess who the other four peeps are?
My picks are Barack Obama, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and hmmmm…I’m just gonna throw Richard Simmons out there for S and G’s.
Last year’s list included: The Beckhams, Justin Timberlake, Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Hudson, former President Bill Clinton, J.K. Rowling, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez and MySpace media moguls Tom Anderson and Chris DeWolfe.
It was the most talked about concert of the month…Madge’s performance at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Not only did leotard-loving Madonna put on an amazing show, Madge also made the show even more veiny by inviting Britney Spears AND Justin Timberlake as her “surprise” guests.
However, the cat was out of the bag earlier this week…it was just a matter of seeing whether or not the rumor was fact or fiction.
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake each took the stage in separate appearances at Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour at L.A.’s Dodger Stadium Thursday night. But, PEOPLE has learned, the two actually crossed paths during rehearsal. Timberlake was first, and then Spears came on stage to run through her part. “They said ‘hi’ to each other. Justin was very cool,” a source says. Adds another source, “This was a night for [Britney] to enjoy, and not stress over. This was a good moment for her to just enjoy and have fun.” And enjoy she did. Dressed in satin black pants and white suit shirt with ruffle, Spears has been appearing in a taped segment during Madonna’s “Human Nature” performance since the beginning of the tour. Her “It’s Britney, bitch!” segment she did live. Madonna greeted her with “Hi Britney!” And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on “Human Nature” with Madonna. “She’s not your bitch” Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: “It’s Britney, bitch!” Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage. “4 Minutes” came on and remixed into “Vogue” as Spears disappeared from view.
We wish we could have been there!
Click for more pics of Madge, Brit, and JT doing their thang. (more…)
Remember that Emmy-award winning SNL “Dick-In-The-Box” performance J-Tizzle and Andy Samberg did that had peeps roaring with laughter? Well, Justin decided to bring back the shiz adding a political twist to it, encouraging peeps like you and me to get off our duffs and vote…for Obama.
JT, along with his fugly other half spent part of their weekend in Vegas rallying it up for Obama.
“Me and Jess, we’re here as Americans. We’re here as humans because this is something we had to do,” Timberlake told the crowd, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “We’ve never publicly endorsed before. But we’ve never been so inspired by one person.”
I love JT and all, but he should have left the crap where it belongs….in the box.
Wow. Jessica Biel just can’t get enough of Mr. Sexy Back as she grabs a hold of his body and gives him a big ole’ smooch as they leave a furniture store. This is one of the biggest PDA’s I have seen in a long time…quite surprising coming from these two usually more conservative and grumpy-looking Gusses. Perhaps this IS really love?
Furniture shopping must get these two feeling a little frisky.
Katie yesterday in NYC, on her way to rehearsal…yadda yadda yadda. Blah blah blah.
Katie Holmes admits it. She’s never been glamorous, despite frequent appearances on the red carpet. And, she’s clumsy. One thing she forgot to mention is that her fashion sense sucks, especially now.
‘I can’t deny it. I am who I am,’ she says.
‘I’m not a smooth type of girl, I run into things, I trip, I spill food, I say stupid things, I really don’t have it all together.
‘But I’m working on it, I really am!’
Well, Kate, save yourself some ridicule. STOP with the fold-and-roll already. It isn’t cool. It never really was cool and NEVER will be cool. Perhaps if Justin Timberlake brought the fold-and-roll back it would’ve been cool. But, he didn’t. He brought sexy back. He didn’t have time for the bringing back of the fold-and-roll. And, he surely won’t bring it back now that you’ve already attempted. So, STOP! Puh-lease?
Today Jessica Biel was spotted out and about in California first grabbing lunch with boyfriend Justin Timberlake and later dressed up and SOMEWHERE to go…the Hollyshorts Film Festival.
And, my oh my…do my eyes deceive me? It almost looks like Justin’s girl has aged at least 10 years…but looking LESS-MANLY. Justin seems to have that effect on women. When J-Tizzle was dating Cameron Diaz, she turned into a wrinkly-looking old lady and wasted away to mere bones.
Jessica just looks like she’s had enough!
We all know Justin Timberlake is a little cocky and has a little bit of an attitude problem. But, we love him. We love his feisty-ness. Feisty-ness equals pure hot-ness. And, whether you like it or not, the former boy-bander has got talent coming out his ears and booty.
He’s done music. He’s worn Mickey Mouse ears. He’s knocked boots with Britney. He’s done movies. He’s done fashion. The man is a freakin’ man of many talents.
And, now…the Oscars may be reaching out to Timberlake to HOST the big awards show. Hey, Justin is loved by both WOMEN and MEN. He is a ratings boosting machine, so why wouldn’t they want him?
Would you watch the normally boring Oscars if J-Tizzle was host? I KNOW I would!
