Bless her Cheetorific heart. Can ya’ll believe Brit would release THIS as her cover art? My only question is, is where in the world is Sam Lufti?
Ok Ok Ok Ok…so I’m only kidding. But, it would be a totally awesome cover, don’t you agree?
Peep the REAL cover art after the jump.
Anti-trainwreck lovers, get ready for the comeback of a lifetime. Britney Spears is getting ready to debut her new album, quite fittingly titled “Circus”.
Wow. I can just see the tour now…midgets on unicycles, self-medicated poodles, and Cheeto-eating monkeys. Wait a minute…wasn’t the VMA’s supposed to be Cheeto-lover Brit Brit’s comeback? Hmmph. Apparently this beotch is getting the three stikes are you’re out treatment.
Jive/Zomba, announced today that Britney Spears’ new album will now be released December 2nd, rather than the very end of the year. Wow, I can die happy knowing that! A Britney-maniac also filled me in that December 2nd is Britney’s birfday as well. How sweet.
Anywho, the first single will hit radio airwaves September 22nd. The single is called “Womanizer”. Prepare to see a whole lot of Britney in the coming month/months. Whether you or I like it or not, she’s gonna try once again to climb the ladder to music super-stardom. I’m sure K-Fed is loving this. The more she makes, the more he gets for child support. HOLLA!
Yeah, just wait until she snatches those kids away you K-Fedders!
Britney Spears is ready to partay! After closing her custody case with her ex-hubby K-Fed, Britney jetted off to Mexico to celebrate one less burden lifted off her shoulders. No screaming kids to worry about…no ex-hubby to face…just a quiet peaceful weekend with pals and her babysitter, Papa Jamie.
Fun Times!
What’s up with the video camera, girlfriend? Just taping some beautiful memories or do we have another “Chaotic” on our hands?
Today Britney Spears was ordered by the courts to pay more than $372,000 in legal fees to her lawyers representing her in her legal custody battle with K-Fed. It has been reported that this custody battle has cost Britney over $1 million so far. Insane!
Instead of indulging in Cheetos and In-And-Out Burger to deal with this blow to her bankroll, Britney is spending a lot of her time sweating it out at Bally’s Total Fitness. According to a source, Britney may be in talks to endorse Bally Total Fitness once she gets her former buff body back.
