
Kate Moss has been a little down in the dumps lately. As we’ve reported earlier, Moss been replaced by some much younger models for more than a couple jobs now…well, let’s just go ahead and face reality here…she’s been fired. It sucks to be old and washed up in the modeling business!
And, apparently, things aren’t going well on the relationship front either as her boyfriend’s bandmate says no to Kate showing up to shows while the band is on tour.
So, what is a girl to do? While most of us would call up our friends or siblings and plan a movie night or get together for a cup of coffee…
Kate Moss, on the other hand, called up her billionaire friend Sir Philip Green. A source said: “Kate phoned him in tears, saying she is exhausted from too much travel and emotionally battered.” (from losing out on contracts) She gave him the water works and the oh “poor poor me” bit and apparently it worked!
Sir Philip BASICALLY said okay Kate…Your big daddy Philip is happy to announce that you’ve just won two tickets to Spain for absolute pampering and relaxation! Take your boyfriend…go work on your relationship…enjoy some sexy time…
Oh do you want a masseuse to get those kinks out? You’ve got a masseuse girl! Oh, I’ll send a beauty therapist too, to hide those puffy eyes from crying your pretty little eyes out. Don’t you worry about a thing…I’ll send a chef to create THE BEST lettuce salads you’ll ever have nibbled on and a butler to cater to your every whim. Anything else? Do you want a private boat? Sure, girl, I’ll make sure there is a boat out there for your personal use in case you want to take a romantic ride out on the ocean with your rockstar honey bunny.
Wowsers.
I wonder what Kate REALLY had to do to get all that just for playing the woe-is-me card. Hmmmm….in any case, we’re impressed!
Kate may be unemployed, but she certainly is no dummy!