Posts Tagged ‘Katie Price’

Katie Price Launches New Perfume And Revamps Image?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

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Katie Price wants to be taken more seriously and so with the launch of her new perfume “Besotted”, she glams up, cakes on the makeup, and attempts to be less sexy? Well quite frankly its nice NOT to see her ta-tas as the center of attention, however she did still manage to leave little to the imagination. I guess it’s a start?

Anystink, I wonder what “Besotted” smells like….Stinky farts and bare feet?

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Wino Tops Worst Skin Poll.

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

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She may have five Grammy’s under her belt and a crackhead reputation to boot…but Miss Wino has another title to her name…the Celebrity With The Worst Skin! This shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise as lately Wino has been walking around pretty damn scab-alicious. Rounding out the top five for Worst Skin include:

2. Victoria “Posh” Beckham

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3. Cameron Diaz

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4. Make up queen Katie Price

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5. Cheeto-licious Britney Spears

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I freakin’ LOVE this poll! It’s good to know these celebs do have faults like the rest of us.

On the other end of the spectrum, the celebs with the best skin include: Myleen Klas, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Kylie Minogue.

Katie Price Got Sick Of Having Huge Melons.

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

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Katie Price, the UK’s version of Pamela Anderson, decided that after a couple years with GYNORMOUSLY fake ta-tas that maybe horrible backaches and custom made bras weren’t worth the pain. And, I don’t blame her!

Four operations later, Katie finally decided to fly her and her UK melons over to Los Angeles to get yet another reduction. Girlfriend traded in her 32G’s for 32 C’s. Either the trout pout injection must have been thrown in as a freebie or doc salvaged some of the ta-ta scraps.

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Katie and her doctor shared a loving embrace and smooch before she took off back to her native UK. Awww…there’s nothing like the love between a woman and her plastic surgeon.

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Katie Price, An Angel?

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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Buxon model Katie Price, the UK’s version of Pamela Anderson, has released yet ANOTHER book titled “Angel Uncovered”. This is Katie’s 17th book written to date. BBC’sNewsbeat sat down with Katie to get the scoop on the latest Katie Price rumors.

ON WHICH PERSONALITY SHE IS, KATIE OR JORDAN:

I’m still both. Even if somebody wants to book Katie Price for a job, they still put me on the cover as Jordan. It just seems that both names are used…I like doing both acts.

ON IF SHE THINKS FELLOW AUTHORS ARE JEALOUS OF HER:

Totally, especially at the book awards. It’s as if I shouldn’t be there. But I’ve got a right to be there like everybody else. I think they are just jealous because my books seem to sell more than most of theirs. But I can’t help that. I obviously write good stuff.

ON HER RUMORED RENEWAL OF VOWS:

We’re definitely renewing our vows in September. I can’t wait. It’s not going to be a big glitzy do because me and Pete (Andre) want to do it for each other.

Because I got post natal depression when we got married and Pete’s really gone through a lot with me. It’s just a case of renewing our vows and continuing our love for each other.

ON WHETHER SHE AND HUSBAND PETER ANDRE PLAN TO ADOPT:

Yes 100 per cent. I watched a programme on abandoned Bulgarian children and that really affected the way I feel just because they were disabled or there was something wrong with them and people would just leave them. I just think it’s really out of order. So yes I do want to adopt a disabled child.

There you have it folks! Straight from the HORSE’S mouth!

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Katie Price And Peter Andre Are Caring Parents!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

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It is official. Katie Price and Peter Andre ARE caring parents! And, don’t you forget it!

The UK’s Barbie and Ken have won a libel case brought on by allegations that the couple were negligent parents to their children Junior and Princess Tiaami and to Price’s disabled son Harvey.

The News Of The World published the article in February that featured an an interview with a nanny who’d formerly worked for the couple. The newspaper’s solicitor, Joanna Workman, told the judge the paper accepted that the allegations were false and regretted that they had been published.

Yikes! Don’t mess with Barbie and Ken!

As for more kids for the bronzed couple? Don’t count on it anytime soon! Katie told a source, ‘I’m really busy with my horse, the move and my career and I just want to enjoy the kids we have at the moment.”

Enjoy that money too, girl!

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Look, It’s A Plastic Mermaid.

Friday, April 11th, 2008

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She’s buxom and she’s just as plastic as Pam Anderson.  Look, it’s Katie Price!  Katie is promoting her latest children’s books, Mermaid and Pirates.  Katie even covered up her DDD cleavage and her lipo-suctioned stomach for the kiddies.  How thoughtful of this publicity ho!

I wonder where she got all the hair.  That’s one complete and total mess.  Yikes!