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Shock Jock Howard Stern Weds Longtime Girlfriend.

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

This is a very sad day for single ladies and hookers everywhere. Sorry ladies! Howard Stern is officially OFF the market.

Howard Stern and longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrowsky were married last night in New York City. We weren’t quite sure if it would EVER happen, considering the long engagement. And quite frankly, we were waiting for Beth to announce that she was knocked up. But…it didn’t happen.

According to People, Stern and Ostrosky were joined in a ceremony officiated by Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, who also attended. Billy Joel sang two songs, and Chevy Chase delivered a raunchy roast, said one guest.

We wish the newlyweds pure wedded bliss and raunchy sex for years to come!

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David Blaine Continues To Confuse People.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

David Blaine’s latest stunt involves him hanging upside down for 60 hours. Yeah, intense, right? In fact, I tried just a bit ago and only lasted like a minute before I felt dizzy and about to die. So, big kudos to Mr. Blaine for making me feel like a complete freak for even trying this at home.

There are many people out there who think what David is doing is crazy, but many are also accusing Blaine of being a big fat cheater. Why, you ask? Onlookers have said that they have seen Blaine standing up numerous times throughout the day. Ummmm, ya think?

Blaine NEVER said he’d be hanging upside down for 60 CONSECUTIVE hours, people! If he did that, he’d die, for gawd’s sake. So, technically he is NOT cheating.

“About once an hour he has to come down for a medical check, to stretch, and to relieve himself, because even David Blaine can’t do that upside down,” a rep for Blaine said.

David said all along that there will be times when he must get his head above his heart. On ABC tonight you can tune in to watch Blaine takes what he calls the “Dive of Death” and falls 44 feet to the ground.

I’ll be watching just cuz’ he’s hot and…well, stupid.

Mariah And Nick Cut A Rug On The Dance Floor.

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their marriage amongst friends last weekend with a posh party held at LA Reid’s home in the Hamptons. Mariah and Nick will be celebrating the 4 month mark and peeps, the partying will continue as long as they both shall live. Or as long as they remain together. Long live the love of Nicky and MC!

The guest list consisted of A-listers, B-listers, C-listers and even D-listers including Mary J. Blige, Ciara, Gayle King (sans Oprah), Kelly Ripa, Gwyneth Paltrow and Star Jones.

Click after the jump for fabulous photos of celebs enjoying themselves at Reid’s party in MC and Nicky’s honor.
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