Just when you think Britney’s pity party (aka For The Record) has got you hooked and crying Cheeto tears of your own, K-Fed enters into the picture…opening up to People magazine just ONE day after Britney’s sixth album release. Coincidental? Ummm…stupid question.

Remember this horribly sad confession from Brit’s “For The Record” documentary?

“I didn’t think my husband was gonna leave me. If Kevin hadn’t left, I’d be with my babies 24/7. But since they’re almost like twins, they both take care of each other. I think they look like me. They don’t look like their father at all.”

I know, it left me melancholy. But then, I got thinking.

Ok, so now the kids take care of themselves? And K-Fed left Brit? Ummmm….ok.

Not according to Mr. Popozao (pronounced PAPA-ZOW). HOLD UP. Popozao has got somethin’ to say and says just “enough” to People.

Do you remember when you first met Britney?

I met her at a club in Hollywood, Joseph’s. Our eyes met and that was it. We just hit it off right away. I learned real fast how much of a whirlwind the press and everything was.

What are your happiest memories of the marriage?

Well, getting married. I never thought that I would get married but it wound up happening. That was a really, really, happy, exciting moment. I pretty much realized that I was giving my life to her, and I was doing it without question.

What went wrong?

It’s hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I’d become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important … I mean, we were having complications. I didn’t give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn’t even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.

A lot of people assumed you fought for custody of the kids because of money.

My first question to [my lawyer] was, “Am I ever going to be able to see my children?” I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That’s all that mattered. I didn’t know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.

How did you react in January when Britney locked herself in the bathroom with Jayden and was later taken to the hospital on a gurney?

That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her ’cause I care about her. That’s the mother of my children. Just because I’m not in love with her doesn’t mean that I don’t love her. I’m definitely rooting for her. There’s nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.

Are things getting better?

Oh, man, it’s totally turning around. It works out that [the kids] get to see her. There’s structure over there, there’s structure at my house. We’re trying to keep the same type of schedule. It doesn’t have to be completely perfect, but the foundation is there.

Oh, for the love of Frappes. Somebody’s lying!!! Who do you believe?

Popozoa or Cheeto Spears? Or are K-Fed and Brit in on this TOGETHER? Oh, the drama ensues…

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Hindsight is always 20/20. But, WE all knew Kevin Federline was a bad idea for Britney…a sponge…a gold digger…a hanger-on…or as R and B group TLC once sang…a scrub. However, Britney married him, reproduced two spawns and now K-Fed is set fo’ lyfe. HOLLA!

In the above video, Brit admits she married K-Fed for the wrong reasons. Well, it’s obvious K-Fed knew why he was marrying Brit and golly gee, he won himself a lifetime supply of Cheetos.

Brit, on the other hand, the Cheeto-star should have listened to “No Scrubs” more in depth and told Fedder, “I’m lookin’ like class and you’re lookin’ like trash, I can’t get wit’ no deadbeat ass.” But, whatevs. She’s gotta deal with the issues at hand.

For your listening pleasure, I present to you the song of the day, “No Scrubs”.

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BLESS HIS CHEETO SOUL…According to Britney’s official website, a statement has been released in regards to Jayden’s unexpected emergency room visit: “Jayden James Federline was admitted to the Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center on Sunday, November 9th. Doctors concluded he had a reaction to something he ingested. He is expected to be discharged tomorrow.” Good to hear that tater tot will be okay!

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In less than a month, you’ll be able to dig out the money you’ve been saving for your beloved Cheeto and put it in Cheeto’s pocket…’cuz lawd knows girlfriend has some major ching to dish out to K-Fed monthly.

So in an essence you are dishing out the ching to line K-Fed’s saggy pockets that in turn, will hopefully be spent on some Cheetos for small fries Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline.

Anycrunch, for your listening pleasure, here is a new Cheeto song called “Kill The Lights” that will be featured on Brit Brit’s “Circus” album.

Listen to it about 35 times and it will more than likely have grown on you by then. I already have it drilled in my brain. Thanks, Brit.

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While Britney Spears seems to continue taking one step forward to being frappy happy, Britney’s ex Kevin Federline seems to be taking two steps back.

Just while we started looking at Kevin as a true role model, the father of four has to go and start actin’ a fool.

Now, we get it…every parent is entitled to their night out on the town every once in awhile. But, it seems K-Fed has been making party nights in Vegas a sinful habit.

Now is THIS the way a Father of the Year award winner acts, K-Fed?

Image Source: X17

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Britney may have hit Vegas to do a bit of relaxing over the long Labor Day weekend, but her vacation may have been a reminder of K-Fed’s time spent there earlier with his ex Shar Jackson. Brit is said to feel betrayed by pictures that surfaced of the pair rekindling their romance.

A source says, “She sees Kevin spending time with Shar and it makes her worry whether Kevin actually ever loved her. She’s asking herself, what has all this pain been for? If Kevin never loved her, then the years of misery have been for nothing. She gave her heart and soul to Kevin because he promised her the world — now she feels they were empty promises. She feels betrayed by the man she thought she would be spending the rest of her life with. It wasn’t supposed to turn out like this for her.”

Well, Kevin definitely loved her…for a little while at least. However, I am pretty sure he loved the money more! Britney was K-Fed’s meal ticket! Too bad she didn’t see that from the start.

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If Gwen Stefani trusts HER son Kingston with Britney Spears, THEN Britney MUST be getting better, ‘cuz you know DAMN well that would not have been happening a year ago. Hell to the no.

Kingston Rossdale spent some quality time with Britney and K-Fed’s little boys, while mama Gwen and papa Gavin tended to their newly born baby Zuma. Don’t worry, a nanny or two was present. But still…Britney is being trusted by a well-respected singer and mother, Gwenny Gwen Gwen.

An onlooker reported: “Britney looked really happy and relaxed playing with all three boys.

“A year ago, Gwen and Gavin wouldn’t have dreamt of letting Britney near their son even with a nanny present so Britney must see it as another positive sign that people think she’s getting better again.”

How cute are these little guys?

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The Britster must be running low on cash as she now can be seen on the cover of Ok Magazine whoring herself out AND her two sons as well. Sad, sad, sad.

The disappointment here comes when you find out Britney doesn’t reveal anything too juicy to the gossip mag at all…like what really happened with Sam Lufti, where Adnan is and if she still has sexy time with him…you know, things we WANT to know. Instead, she dishes out how she felt about her baby sister Jamie Spears’ pregnancy and how she would feel if her boys became involved in the entertainment industry. Boo.

So what does she say you are DYING to know?  Here are the HIGHLIGHTS of the interview, if you can call them that.

About her boys being involved in the biz-nass:

I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.

(You mean like, be able to eat Cheetos and drink Frapps until they came out their ears? And, hold onto mommy’s cigarettes while she smokes it up like a chimney?)

About Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:

I was shocked a little bit.  She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.

(But secretly you KNOW Britney wanted her little sis to have a baby boy. Those MUST be some good drugs she is on.)

About her new album:

I think it is more urban.  I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.

(Britney, at the piano?  Huh?  Am I missing something here?  Perhaps she bought a piano that she sits at to pretend she’s playing, because I didn’t think Brit knew how to play anything other than “Mary Had A Little Lamb”…and even THAT is stretching it.  If that is the case…this album is gonna SUCK!)

Yawn.

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Kevin Federline took some time off from diaper duty to get his swerve and mack on. K-Fed showed up to the Madden NFL 09 video game launch last night solo…no kids…no date. However…one familiar face was there to keep Britney’s ex-husband company throughout the night. Don. Don. Don.

I present to you, BABY Mama Number One , ya’ll…Shar Jackson.

According to a source, the two boot knockers were partying side by side at the same VIP table, and were acting “like a couple” while everyone else was playing xBox.

Now, if it wasn’t for BRITNEY, neither of these two would be semi-famous and they both would be sitting at home playing xBox on their 13″ television and eating Ramen noodles from a dog dish…instead of attending this D-List event.

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Britney Spears is ready to partay! After closing her custody case with her ex-hubby K-Fed, Britney jetted off to Mexico to celebrate one less burden lifted off her shoulders. No screaming kids to worry about…no ex-hubby to face…just a quiet peaceful weekend with pals and her babysitter, Papa Jamie.

Fun Times!

What’s up with the video camera, girlfriend? Just taping some beautiful memories or do we have another “Chaotic” on our hands?

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