It’s what we’ve all been waiting for. The Dancing With The Stars 7 cast has been revealed. Yahoo!

The cast includes:

Kim Kardashian, former Paris Hilton BFF turned reality TV star

Cloris Leachman, Oscar-winning actress

Maurice Greene, Olympic sprinter

Lance Bass, former N’ Sync star

Rocco DiSpirito, TV chef

Warren Sapp, NFL star

Misty May-Treanor, Olympic beach volleyballer

Toni Braxton, Grammy award-winning R&B star, you know…Unbreak My Heart

Cody Linley, from “Hannah Montana” show

Ted McGinley, veteran actor

Brooke Burke, actress/TV personality

Jeffrey Ross, celebrity roaster and comedian

Susan Lucci, “All My Children” star

Who will shake their bon bon to victory?

I love Kim and her bootyliciousness, however, I doubt she will win. It’s not that I don’t have faith in her, I just think Lance Bass will come out on top. He has dancing embedded in his genes. I mean…come on…”Bye Bye Bye?” CLASSIC.

And, Susan Lucci…well…that beotch took 38974897397 years to win an Emmy…how can she expect to win a freakin’ dancing title? Eh. My pick…Lanceford Bass. Hands down.

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Kim performed with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure Night Club last night (Friday).

I’m a little disappointed with Kimmy Kardashian. She really has been letting me down lately. I want to stand by her side and support her decisions but it is extremely hard to sit here and defend her when she says she wants to LOSE what made her semi-famous….her posterior. That’s like Mariah saying she wants to quit singing and instead focus more on dancing…which we know would NOT be right!

Kim reportedly told Radar magazine that she is dieting and exercising to try to get into better shape, specifically by shrinking her enormous ass. She went on to say that her backside was often the target of photographers. (Ummm, yeah and why wouldn’t it be?) But apparently enough is enough, and what was ogling has turned to ridiculing.

Yes, can you believe that? So much for having a “booty” idol! We bootylicious girls have GOT to stick together, KIMMY!

Click for more pics of Kim at Pure Nightclub after the jump.

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Kim Kardashian spent some promotional time in Cabo San Lucas with Carmen Electra for their new movie “Disaster Movie”. Sounds more like a vacation if you ask me! However, Kim states on her official blog that she was indeed PROMOTING, not just frolicking on the beach and pretending to surfboard on a real surfboard on dry land.

Unfortunately, I do not think I will be seeing this disaster, I mean, “Disaster Movie” on the big screen. I’m sorry but I try to steer clear of movies with Carmen Electra in them. Let’s be honest here, unless a movie has at least one A-list actor or actress in it, I find it hard to go and see it in the theater. It’s just not worth my $7.50 plus popcorn. Carmen Electra as a serious actress? I just can’t grasp it. Kim Kardashian? Somewhat more believable. But, still…no A-list actor…no go.

Let’s get to the booty-licious news here. Kim Kardashian…ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars”….Is she or isn’t she?

According to a source, speculation has been stirring for quite some time about whether Kim Kardashian will bring her booty into the ballroom — but it looks as though it’s going to be a double whammy this season. A Kardashian camp insider said that Kim will be battling against her mom, Kris Jenner.

The reality stars will reportedly be partnered with father/son pro dancers Mark and Corky Ballas.

I’m guessing nothing will be revealed until they are ready to announce the official dance crew closer to season premiere time. Until then, I’m crossing my fingers. Would LOVE to see Kimmy and her bah-donk-ah-donk do the tango on national television…with a professional…not Kim and her butt dancing together…umm, er…whatever. You know what I mean.

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Shanna Moakler, the former Miss USA and former reality star, is pissed at bootylicious Kim Kardashian for allegedly messing with her now-full-bearded mountain man, Travis Barker. No offense, but WHY on God’s green Earth would KIM want anything to do with some skinny inked-up white boy who spends his time beating sticks on pieces of curled metal wire, metal cable, plastic cable, or gut cords wrapped around the bottom of drum heads?! Lame! I do NOT think Shanna has anything to worry about…seriously!

Shanna and Kim BOTH attended Carmen Electra’s BBQ and apparently drama ensued…

Shanna told a source, “I was at this barbeque and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5 ft 2 ins and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!” Moakler explains.

Wowsers. If THAT wasn’t uncalled for!

Get the WHOLE RUNDOWN on the Shanna Moakler vs. Kim Kardashian feud here.

Whatever the truth may be, Shanna could be the BETTER person and zip her lips rather than running her mouth. Perhaps taking her anger out on her baby daddy would be more appropriate? Speaking of which…

What’s the deal with Shanna and Skinny Tattoo Boy anyhow? Are they together or NOT together? These two are like Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee minus the Hepatitis C. If anything, she should be chewing Skinny Tattoo Boy a new asshole. It takes TWO to tango, my love!

TEAM KARDASHIAN!

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COA=Center of Attention.

Surprised? Nah. We totally love Kim, but let me tell you if I was her sister, I wouldn’t have invited her to MY birthday party. Hell to the no! First of all, I wouldn’t want her eating all my cake and second of all, I would want ALL the attention to be on me…NOT my sister and her booty.

Anyways, the Kardashian clan celebrated the (least attractive Kardashian sister) Khloe’s 40th birthday at PURE Nightclub in Los Angeles. The whole family showed up to get their party on, as well as special guests Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush and The Pussycat Dolls.

If one birthday party wasn’t enough, birthday girl Khloe partied the next night with lead PCD Nicole
who celebrated her birthday at LAX Nightclub in Vegas! Party On!

Click for more party pics after the jump!
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This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in awhile. Now, I love Kim Kardashian as she is a bootylicious inspiration, but I really found this entertaining….this is straight from bootylicious Kim K’s blog.

Kourtney and I spent an afternoon laying out by the pool at the Hotel Hermitage in Monaco, recently. It was incredible; the paparazzi were everywhere!

First of all…who goes to the pool in fresh makeup and hair done up like that? Not me.

Secondly…the paparazzi were swarming there? I highly doubt it. It’s called STAGED PHOTO OP.  That statement is just about as true as me climbing Mount Kilamonjaro dressed as the abominable snowman in the middle of summer.

Thirdly…who poses like that for the paparazzi WHILE on vacation?

Eh. Kim thinks we are FOOLS! And that makes me sad.

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Or so, that is what Kimmy told People magazine during a short interview at the white party in the Hamptons.  People thought they had some exclusive confirmed gossip and well Reggie Bush, her boyfriend, was about to keel over and die of a heart attack…as this was news to him as well!

Kim quickly interrupted and pulled the ole’, JUST KIDDING.  She is NOT engaged and she is NOT pregnant.  Bam, tricked ya!  Although, Kim did confirm that one day she would love to get married.

We love ourselves some Kimmy.  Girlfriend is so damn clever.

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Kim Kardashian is the J.Lo of our era. She’s got the looks. She’s got the magnetic personality. And, well, the most importantly is that she’s got the booty.

What J.Lo didn’t do is pose for Playboy. Kim has.  That’s all fine and dandy and I am sure there will be plenty happy men out there, HOWEVER, there has been some leakage.  I’m not real surprised either that a couple of the Playboy photos that didn’t make the cut have been leaked online.

After religiously watching “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, I’ve developed a love-hate relationship with Kim’s mother. Did you watch the episode when her mother released Kim’s calendar that was meant to be for boyfriend Reggie Bush’s eyes only?  I’m sorry but that made me sick to my stomach.  Well, I am hoping to gawd that Kim’s mother did not leak these photos. How wrong would THAT be?

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Paris Hilton recently made a comment about former BFF Kim Kardashian’s body stating she would never like to have a cottage cheese looking lower half like the brunette sex tape star.  Meow!

Well, Bootylicious sex tape star Kim Kardashian has taken action on that cellulite by lasering that shiznit with a cellulite treatment called VelaShape.  Just one treatment and bam…take that, Mz. Hilton! Kim claims that she did not do the treatment because of Paris’s harsh comments but says, “This treatment was done months before her joking around and I wouldn’t have filmed the process if this was something I was insecure or embarrassed about!”

Whatever the reason, she is cottage cheese free for now!

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Just recently Paris was a guest on a Las Vegas radio show. The fun part of the interview came about when Paris was asked whether she would like to have Jessica Simpson’s boobies or Kim Kardashian’s booty.

Paris’s answer?

Neither.

Paris’s reasoning for not wanting Jessica’s chest? She likes her own and she thinks big boobs are just, well…too big.

Well, why not Kim K’s insured booty? “I would not want (Kim’s butt) - it’s gross. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”  Paris, can you tell us how you REALLY feel?

It was later reported that Paris’s comment was a joke.  Hardy-har-har.

Joke or not…our advice to Paris: Open mouth, insert foot.

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