Posts Tagged ‘Kirsten Dunst’

Drunkst Isn’t Depressed.

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

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Does Kirsten Dunst look a little haggard, bleary-eyed,and a tad tipsy or is the lighting in club La Poubelle just horribly bad?

Monday night seemed to be Monday-Funday for fang-licious Kirsten as she stepped in the club to shake her badonka-donk and get her smoke on and whatever else she did just ten months after she checked into rehab.

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But wait one hot minute here…didn’t Miss Fang reside in rehab for errr ummm depression? If she’s out being a booze hound it doesn’t necessarily mean she is depressed. So, nevermind. I mean, drinking booze and doing drugs doesn’t mean a person has low self-esteem right? “Drowning one’s sorrows” is just a stupid cliche some cowboy singer came up with while driving on a country bumpkin back road on his John Deere tractor coming down from a RedBull high. Kirsten wouldn’t be drowning her sorrows for gawd’s sake. I mean she broke up with her boyfriend….what a month ago? It’s so hard to keep track of Dunst’s shag buds anymore. In any case, I’m not understanding what reason Miss Fang could possibly have to be sad about.

Ok, I admit…this post was pointless. Kirsten is fine. Not hot…I mean, she’s fine as in “ok”. Right?
Or am I missing something….

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Popeye Dunst To The Rescue!

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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Kirsten Dunst has been a busy little bee working on her new film called “All Good Things”, co-starring hottie Ryan Gosling. Taking a break from the madness, Dunny was spotted strolling the streets of NYC taking in the sights. Ok, I am trying to make this as entry as interesting as possible, but sorry peeps…I got nothing. It’s Kirsten Dunst. Blah. No wonder why she’s depressed. Just looking at her makes ME depressed.

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Smiley Miley Says Cheese!

Friday, July 11th, 2008

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Millionaire Miley Cyrus must have spared a few G’s to get her teeth fixed. Girlfriend is sporting white AND straight CHOPS on the set of her new feature film version of Hannah Montana. Good for her!

You’d think Jewel and Snaggle Dunst would do something with their messed up mouths. Their looks are only cool for one day out of the year…and that’s Halloween.

In any case, big kudos to Miley for taking care of biznass!

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The Dunst Comes Out Of Hiding.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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After a stint in rehab, Kirsten Dunst has been keeping it pretty low key. Kirsten Dunst has come out of hiding and showed up tonight at an after party for “August” in NYC. WITH JOSH HARTNETT.

PLEASE don’t tell me Josh Hartnett is knockin’ boots with Snaggle Dunst. Again. We know they’ve been there, done that. It’s just a nasty thought. Snaggle tooth. Greasy hair. Casper-like skin. Body odor.

That is just a disastrous thought.

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