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See What You Did To Her Lance?

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Though it hasn’t been long since Lance Armstrong dumped Kate, Kate has ditched her hippie style for a more shocking look. Kate has become a trashy latex-wearing transformer. This breakup must have really pushed Kate over the edge. Poor thing.

After a breakup a lot of women resort to coloring and/or cutting their hair as sort of a release…to become a new person…to start a-new. However, it looks as if Kate has gone gothic for her new photo shoot for high fashion magazine, “W”.

If I were Lance, I’d hide and NOW! Kate might have taken up some sort of witch-craft that would allow her to be able to put a spell on him. I can see it now. A few days from now we’ll be seeing Lance walking down the streets of Manhattan with penises growing out his ears and a perma-wedgie riding up his butt crack. Wouldn’t that be a sight?! If only we could REALLY do that after a breakup!

For more information on Kate’s photo shoot with “W”, click here.

Kate Hudson Really DOES Know How To Lose A Guy…

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Just like her role in the movie “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”, Kate plays the part of “needy” girlfriend VERY well in her real life too! No wonder why she was cast for that role. She’s a pro! It just took her…well three months to turn off ex-beau Lance Armstrong.

According to a friend and associate of Armstrong, Kate turned Spandex pants Lance off with her neediness and her coming on ”too strong, too fast” approach. Ya think? It seemed just after a month of dating, Kate had her son Ryder involved on date nights.

I love Kate as an actress, but sounds like this chick has got some self-esteem issues! I think Kate needs to just sit back and chillax with her son…forget about men…at least for her son’s sake.

I just hope to gawd Kate didn’t give Lance a love fern or call Lance’s ding dong “Princess Sophia”. (If you haven’t seen the movie, you wouldn’t get it.) How sad would that be?!

“Kiss Me” Kate Hudson!

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Kate Hudson may have split up with spandex-wearing Lance Armstrong, but let me tell you she is certainly not at home eating Haagen-Daaz and balling her eyes out watching chick flicks. Nope. Kate is all about healing her wounds with kisses from her exes!

According to a source, Kate arrived at Teteboro Airport in New Jersey yesterday in the early afternoon and took a car with her son Ryder to her SoHo apartment, where they were met on the steps by Chris Robinson (Ryder’s papa).

Apparently, the couple greeted each other with a kiss that was more than what a platonic kiss would be. Perhaps a little tongue action was taking place and a little butt grabbing…interesting considering FOUR days earlier Kate had broken it off with Fancy Lancy Pants.

So, THAT folks is how Kate heals a broken heart. Take note. Or NOT. Hey, maybe Owen Wilson will take Kate back?

Kate And Lance, No Longer Strong.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

After just THREE months, Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are a done deal. No more tennis lessons, no more Brady Bunch family shopping sprees…I’m sad.

A source told Us Weekly, “There was no drama or ugliness â€“ They just decided to end things,” a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”

Translation: There WAS drama AND ugliness. So, what REALLY happened this weekend at the Livestrong Summit in Ohio?

Kate And Lance Get Fooled!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong…we just can’t get enough of these two lovebirds and they obviously can’t get enough of each other!

According to a source, Yesterday was a fun-filled day as the Tour de France stud accompanied his woman to the UCLA Medical Center to visit her â€œFoolâ€™s Goldâ€ costar and his BFF Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves, and their new baby Levi Alves McConaughey.

And TODAY was another day of smooches, laughs, and lovin’ from these two! Lance and Kate hung out backstage at the Creations Celebrity Retreat American Century Golf Championship in Lake Tahoe. A magician was on hand to fool the pull some tricks. And, by the looks of it, Kate looks…well…fooled!

Image Source: Wire Image

Kate Hudson And Her Love Match.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

You know things are getting serious between these two. Lance has met Kate’s mom, Goldie Hawn. Kate has played stepmom to HIS 6-year-old daughter Isabelle…and Kate is showing off her athletic ability.

The two have been seen a few times now having tennis dates. Now, it seems they have stepped up their game-playing a notch by taking tennis lessons in Palisades, California.

Oh, the things you do for love! Next, she’ll be in biker shorts and cruising on a Lemond cycle!

Kate Hudson Lands Two Roles.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Kate Hudson played stepmom this weekend to boyfriend Lance Armstrong’s daughter Isabelle. The threesome spent some time shopping at Bentons Sporting Goods store in Santa Monica. I’m guessing little Rider spent time with his hippie-haired dad for the 4th of July holiday.

Can’t get enough of Kate Hudson on the big screen? Well, do not fret, my friends.

According to a source, Kate Hudson is planning to star in a remake of 1978â€™s Foul Play, in which her mother Goldie Hawn starred in.
Hudson has confirmed that negotiations have started on the new film, but “we don’t even have a writer yet”.

Her partner-in-crime for the co-star role? None other than Lance’s BFF Matthew McConaughey-hey. Gawd, I love that man….greasy hair line and all.

McConaughey-hey’s Drunken Stupor.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Matthew and Camilla attended the exclusive Malibu screening of “Battle In Seattle” last night.

Soon-to-be dad Matthew McConaughey-hey is getting his partying out of his system before the lil’ turkey gets done cooking in the oven….or so we hope…cuz’ our boy Matthew is a ROCK STAR when it comes to partying.

Just a couple weeks ago, Matthew was spotted in Nicaragua and according to a source was â€œdirty-dancingâ€ his way through every girl at a bar…attempting to make the moves on every woman he came into contact with. Hmmm, I wonder what soon-to-be baby mama Camilla thinks about that!

On top of that, he lost his flip flops and was on a drunken mission to find them. He searched high and the lowest of low…in sewer ditches. Apparently the flip flops were near and dear to his heart!

According to a source, Matthew allegedly “accepted a ride back to his villa at a nearby resort from two locals. ‘Matt was so out of it when they reached the resort that the two guys had to carry him to his villa…They used his key, took him inside and put him to bed, then left â€” but they left the door unlocked.’”

Now, here’s the majorly sucky part for Matthew, “When he woke in the morning, he was missing $2,000 and his blackberry/phone!” HOWEVER, he didn’t file a police report. Funny how a pair of flip flops were more important the night before than $2,000 and a Blackberry.

I bet he had a lot of celebrity pals ticked off at him! I’m sure Kate Hudson, Lance Armstrong, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s numbers were in there. Yikes!

Image Source: Wire Image

Kate and Lance, PDA Award Winners.

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Well, IF there was a PDA (public display of affection) Award, my vote would go to Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong. These two just can’t keep their hands off each other. From sweaty to fresh-faced, these TWO just can’t get enough. Geez, GET a room already!

Sweaty outside a Santa Monica gym.

On The Tennis Court

I’m sure we’ll have MORE to add to our collection! Stay tuned.

Kate Hudson Getting Some Lovin’.

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Kate is as happy as a lark, working on the set of her latest movie Bride Wars.Â Sources are saying that she has been giggling and fooling around with the production crew and other co-workers on the set.Â Giggly as a school girl!

Definitely sounds like Kate is getting a little action from Mr. Spandex Pants! Meanwhile back at the ranch, Owen Wilson is down in the dumps after the second split with Kate. Let’s hope Owen gets back on the saddle again! There are plenty of fishies out there in the sea.