Holly Madison as Baywatch babe Pam Anderson for Halloween.
After six years, Playboy bunny Holly Madison has officially said goodbye to saggy wrinkly balls, metamucil breakfasts and geriatric sexy time. Since Holly got kicked out of the Playboy mansion as Hef’s number one girlfriend, Miss Madison has moved on to a younger, less-seasoned man…fake magician and possibly STD-infested Criss Angel.
Just weeks after breaking up with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, ho-bag Holly lapped up attention while on the arm of Criss at the opening of his new Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas.
The new-paparazzi-loving-couple smooched it up on the black carpet, proudly displaying their “newfound” love by sucking each other’s faces for the cameras. Gag me.
It’s doubtful this duo will last. I give them 3 months TOPS until these two get sick of lapping up each other’s tongues.
Remember that Emmy-award winning SNL “Dick-In-The-Box” performance J-Tizzle and Andy Samberg did that had peeps roaring with laughter? Well, Justin decided to bring back the shiz adding a political twist to it, encouraging peeps like you and me to get off our duffs and vote…for Obama.
JT, along with his fugly other half spent part of their weekend in Vegas rallying it up for Obama.
“Me and Jess, we’re here as Americans. We’re here as humans because this is something we had to do,” Timberlake told the crowd, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “We’ve never publicly endorsed before. But we’ve never been so inspired by one person.”
I love JT and all, but he should have left the crap where it belongs….in the box.
Last night, Mariah and her hubby Nick Cannon attended the Andre Agassi Charitable Foundation’s 13th Annual Grand Slam For Children In Las Vegas. Mariah opted for covering up 85% of her body with clothing, rather than the usual 40%.
Are you itching for more skin or is her ensemble hot tamale? Vote now, bitches!
This weekend, Nicky Hilton celebrated her 25th birthday in Sin City and partied with her family and a few close friends in tow. PURE nightclub at Caeser’s Palace was hoppin’ as guests focused their attention on the festive Hilton clan.
Nicky enjoyed birthday cake and gifts, while sister Paris thrived on attention from the hundreds of club-goers. Paris posed for pictures, laughed and danced in front of fans, all while cheesing up her ego. What…did you expect anything less from hoochie-rific Paris?
After the jump, check out some barf-o-rific pics of Paris in action…oh, and some fun birthday party pics of Nicky and crew. (more…)
It seems Mariah and Nick will be spending quite a bit of time in Vegas starting with this weekend.
According to a source, Mariah is heading to Las Vegas this weekend to shoot the video for her new single “I Stay In Love” from her platinum selling album E=MC². The video will be directed by Nick Cannon, from a story line that was written by Mariah and Nick. Stay tuned for this video which is guaranteed to feature some of what a fabulous city like Vegas has to offer…amazing nightclubs, the stunning but treacherous desert, hot cars and of course beautiful people.
So remember what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas it could also end up in a Mariah Carey video!
In addition, Mariah will be hosting a party at The Bank nightclub inside the Bellagio hotel and casino TOMORROW night.
On Tuesday night, Mariah will be hosting Nick’s birthday party at PURE Nightclub which is also in Vegas.
I hope Sin City is ready for MC and Nick to take over town for the next few days!
Whether you like it or not, the Papa Joe puppet and wanna-be Dolly Parton known as Jessica Simpson has the number one country record. Yeah, boo hiss. But, who cares about that? All Jessica seems to flap her jaw about is her gomer-looking boyfriend, Tony Romo. Come on, it ISN’T ALL about the music.
“Tony is a great quarterback, but he’s a better boyfriend,” Simpson tells People. “I’m seriously proud of myself for letting him into my life.” Translation: I’m so glad my Papa Joe arranged this relationship for me. He didn’t have to pay him too much either. At least I don’t think so. Hee Hee.
Claiming that she’s tough to be around — “I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs” — she says she’s thankful for her Cowboy. “Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest,” she says. Ummm…ok, then. I think she forgot to mention that poor Tony has to wear a gas mask every night he goes to bed too. Sounds like it’s the chaos and torment SHE puts Tony through that she needs to worry about. Good grief.
Anytoot, Jessica performed last night for charity, helping to raise money for the Rape Crisis Center in Las Vegas. Click after the jump for Jessica’s best John Mayer impersonations. Damn, sometimes I wish they would have stayed together and performed together on stage. That would have been one sweet moment full of goofy facial expressions. Oh. Well. (more…)
Paris Hilton was on hand to help celebrate the Grand Opening Celebration Of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant & Bar At Bellagio in Las Vegas. Also, at the event? Pam Anderson’s ex-husband/Paris’s ex-sex tape lover-whom also probably has Hepatitis C and other venereal diseases-Rick Solomon was also on hand to nibble on some raw fish.
It also looks like Greasy Brandino Machino Davis was reunited with the dirty-who-is Rick Solomon as they shared a smoke and a joke.
Other celebs on hand to show their support and to try some free raw fish included: Ryan Cabrera, Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller, Michelle Rodriguez, Marlon Wayans, Shar Jackson and Wilmer Valderrama.
Kim performed with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure Night Club last night (Friday).
I’m a little disappointed with Kimmy Kardashian. She really has been letting me down lately. I want to stand by her side and support her decisions but it is extremely hard to sit here and defend her when she says she wants to LOSE what made her semi-famous….her posterior. That’s like Mariah saying she wants to quit singing and instead focus more on dancing…which we know would NOT be right!
Kim reportedly told Radar magazine that she is dieting and exercising to try to get into better shape, specifically by shrinking her enormous ass. She went on to say that her backside was often the target of photographers. (Ummm, yeah and why wouldn’t it be?) But apparently enough is enough, and what was ogling has turned to ridiculing.
Yes, can you believe that? So much for having a “booty” idol! We bootylicious girls have GOT to stick together, KIMMY!
Click for more pics of Kim at Pure Nightclub after the jump.
