It’s about freakin’ time Lily Allen gets a look right! Bye bye ripped tights. Bye bye scruffy track suits.
Lily Allen stepped out in style at Groucho’s night club this week sporting a trim figure and fabulous new extensions. We likey alot!
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Big kudos goes out to Lily Allen for actually trying to look good for the GQ 20th Anniversary party in London last night. Cute curly ringlets presumably created by Amy Winehouse’s stylist…hot pink lipstick…the snazzy strapless black dress…other than the messed up makeup job, there was one major problem….
Holy moly!
Good thing she had a whole ‘nother dress to change into….although maybe it would have been easier to just change into a different pair of hooker tights? Oh well.
There’s no if’s, and’s or butts about it….a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!
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Now that the storm has subsided, Lily Allen has taken to her Myspace blog to “smooth” things over. Here’s what she has to say regarding the Elton John fall-out.
Hi , now it’s all died down i’m saying my side of what I can’t believe is considered to be a story.
Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton’s AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.
I’m not defending my drunkeness because i don’t need to, i’m 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.
Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It’s sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.
Alfie and Jamie had never been engaged, Jamie and I are the best of friends and I was just winding Alfie up , he’s my little brother and that’s what siblings do. Jamie wasn’t pissed off with me, if she was i would have known about it, believe me.
This isn’t meant to be a place for me to respond to journalists, but I am very grateful I have this page, if i didn’t then i would have absolutely no voice when it comes to this stuff.
All these showbiz journalists are just bullies when it comes down to it. I have felt really very bullied this week.I realise that when i first started this job I slagged a few people off when I probably shouldn’t have and I have been opinionated about some things, but i haven’t said a bad word about anyone for a long time, even when I have wanted to, even when people have tried to start feuds and said horrible things about me when they’d never even met me, when they’d based an opinion on me because of something they’d read. It’s hurtful, but it’s fine if you want to print a picture of me and say how awful I look, how much weight i’ve put on or how terrible my choice of clothes were that day. In my opinion it’s still a form of bullying and if anyone spoke to any of my friends like that to their faces i’d want to kill them. But character assasination is another thing it’s just not needed.I turned up and presented an awards ceremony for charity, i drank some champagne and went home for 12.30 and again I’ve been made to feel like a bad friend and an embarassment to my fans and the people who support me. I shouldn’t have to defend myself when i’ve done nothing wrong.
And by the way, to all the photographers waiting outside my house. I won’t be leaving for a while, all my friends have gone to Bestival and i’ve got enough food and fags to last me till wednesday, so you might as well fuck off and find somebody else to make miserable.
Hmmmm. What do you think of Lily’s rant?
Sometimes things are better left unsaid. What is even worse is when you flap your trap and then dig yourself into a hole that you just can’t seem to get out of. When all is said and done…one has what I call trap-flappers remorse (TFR). You KNOW you know someone who just doesn’t know when to stop flapping their trap. I can name at least a handful of people who suffer from TFR.
Welcome to the life of Lily Allen. Remember when we told you about the whole Lily-Allen-Elton John-STFU-cocaine-snorting-under-the-table-tirade? Well, Lily Allen is suffering from trap-flappers remorse.
According to a source, Lily Allen has launched a worrying tirade of self-loathing on her personal Facebook page, describing her emotional state as ‘dying inside’. Instead of “dying inside” why doesn’t she phone up Elton and apologize? Perhaps that would lift the weight off of her shoulders? Sounds pretty logical to me. But, ehhh…that would be WAY too easy. Might as well make it a public feud, right?
And while Lily feels like she is “dying inside”, she apparently wanted to kill herself earlier in the day. However…she must not want to kill herself anymore as that statement was later removed from her Facebook page.
At 5:52pm on Thursday, her Facebook entry read: ‘Lily is dying inside.’
This replaced an earlier statement, posted at 4:30pm, when she wrote on her page:
‘Lily has had enough feels like killing herself.’
The Smile star’s actions have left close friends fearing for her state of mind. One said: ‘I don’t know why she had put this on there. There is no reason for it.’
Lily has a problem with alcohol. It seems every time she drinks she gets carried away and starts flapping her trap. If you can’t handle the booze, you need to stay away from it. Plain and simple!
Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse BOTH need a LONG trip to rehab and AWAY from the spotlight.
Ok, so I guess maybe we expected too much from Lily Allen. Just because she wore a glamorous ball gown doesn’t MAKE her classy. We should have known better…but is having a little bit of faith in someone wrong? Nahhh. But, we love it because we can spill to you what we just found out! It was only a matter of time before Lily started the GQ Awards party with a little drinky drinky. Once they started serving up a little of the bubbly, Lily was all over that shiznit! She was soon slurring and ad-libbing during her co-hosting duties alongside Sir Elton John and soon enough a public feud erupted. Here’s how it went down, according to an insider.
When she came to announce ‘…and now the most important part of the night’, Elton chipped in ‘What? Are you going to have another drink?’
She fired back: ‘F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!’
The shocked audience fell silent.
A clearly rattled Elton replied ‘I could still snort you under the table’. To which she replied: ‘F*** off. I don’t know what you are talking about.’
On more than one occasion, Elton could be seen having a stern word with her in the wings between awards.
She barely made it off the stage after the awards ended - before drinking even more at the after-party.
I am slightly disappointed as I thought this was going to be a life-changing event for Lily. It just goes to show that a ballroom gown cannot make the woman.
What on gawd’s green earth happened to Lily Allen? Holy tent-age! Lily all of a sudden went from trashy to classy in record time! Allen showed up to the GQ Men of the Year Awards in Covent Garden looking all spiffy in her ballroom best.
Granted it’s not the most appealing ball gown, but, hey she IS trying and THAT is what we like to see. Now only if we could see Amy Winehouse smiling a sweet non-meth smile and donning a ball gown. How miraculous would that be.
Lily Allen gets an “A” for effort! Heck, she even looks sober!
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Pa-Pow! Don’t say anything to tick Lily Allen…she’ll give you the ole’ one-two-pow!
Monday night Lily had a few too many drinks in London and apparently after being heckled by a passer-by, Lily attempted to give the girl a knuckle sandwich. But, it seems she failed to connect her fist to the girl’s body at all. BOO YAH!
Lily’s target didn’t seem too “hurt” by Lily’s actions or words either and proceeded to laugh it off. I’m sure that pissed Lily off even more!
What good role models they have over in the UK! Hopefully this victim is smart enough to press charges on Lily!
She’s back to her black roots. As women we know that a new ‘do means a new you. Often times it is some sort of event that causes us to make that change. In Lily Allen’s case, could it be a reconciliation with her ex Ed Simons?
This is from Lily’s Myspace blog:
I got bored of the pink , I can’t believe i’m posting a blog about my hair , sooooooo ” the hills” kinda sorta finished the album , hopefully a single out soon , but i’m definitely gonna post a new song or two this week . I’m starting Bikram yoga tomorrow , YAWN . . That pic of me up there is in my new flat , i’ve been in for a week and it’s been an OK move , I’ve been sofa surfing and living in hotels for two years , so it’s really weird being in this place alone , and don’t get too excited burglars , i’ve got metal roller blinds that go down at night and a panic button by my bed , no panic room though . food for thought . it has been a tough week though , you may have heard my nan passed away , last weekend , we were close and even though she had been very ill for the last few years , it was a big shock , and surreal to find out at Glastonbury . But i went up to see my grandad in Kings lynn (where they lived) and drove him down to Wales where we will bury her on friday. All very sad , but he is doing well and being very brave . I love my family . Anyway the point is my nan would have killed me if I went to her funeral with pink hair , so there is another reason . Anyways in other news , I’m getting a dog from Battersea dogs home , i found her on the weekend , and after a visit from a rehoming officer hopefully, i’ll have her by next week . She’s called Honey and she’s quite fat (insert dogs like their owners joke here) , but very sweet , she’s a mongrel . There were so many Stafforshire Bullies there it was so sad . People should really think about getting puppies from breeders or breeding them for that matter , if you saw all those poor dogs without a home with their sad little faces , you wouldn’t even think about buying dogs from people who profit . I’m starting Bikram yoga tomorrow , YAWN . . please can everyone stop stabbing each other in the UK , it’s really sad , my thoughts are with all the families affected by these heinious crimes . we need to have a knife amnesty , we should put on a big concert to raise awareness and stop the violence , Boris , if your listening , call me man speak soon peeps x xx
In any case, the black hair looks a lot better. Pink is trashy. Black is classy.
All Night…And Party Every Day!
We thought for sure Lily Allen wouldn’t have made it out of bed today, but when it comes to a party, she is unstoppable! Nothing a shot of tequila and a few Advil won’t fix!
Lily Allen looked a little rough upon entrance of the Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party in London today. But, she made it! THAT is the dedication!
Now, where is the liquor?
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TRASHY!
Here’s Lily Allen being carried out by a bodyguard AFTER the Glamour “Women of the Year” awards. Hold on tight to that award Lily! Someone might steal it!
What a HOT Mess! Surprised?
Nah, not really.
