Wow! What hot bitches! Heidi Klum and her Afghan hound friend took a stroll around Los Angeles in a Bentley convertible. I wonder what kind of conditioner they use to look THAT fly and fabulous. Sooo jealous.
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Eye candy David Beckham and his nine-year-old son Brooklyn spent some quality father-son time yesterday at a Los Angeles Lakers game.
The Beckhams cheered on as the Lakers defeated the Houston Rockets by the final score of 111-82 at Staples Center.
It’s good to see hot papa David making the most of family time before his big move to Milan this January.
He is set to join AC Milan on loan from his club LA Galaxy in order to maintain his fitness and his spot in the England squad.
And man, it sure looks like little Brooklyn is going to be a heart breaker just like his daddy!
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The only way Mischa Barton can get attention these days is with her trashy and uncoordinated ensembles.
But, this one really takes the cake.
The former OC star stepped out in Los Angeles with trailer park roots and poop colored leggings. I’m not quite sure what inspired her to wear this…perhaps she is a tad behind on laundry?
Whatever the case may be, girlfriend needs to make a special appearance on “What Not To Wear”. Stacy London and Clinton Kelly would straighten her butt right out!
I would hope that this is just a desperate attempt for attention because THAT is working for her.
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Never mess with a girl in leather. In fact, I’m not even too sure I want to bash Posh’s ensemble publicly, due to the fact that Poshy might hunt me down and whip me with a leather belt. How freaky would that be?
Anyspank, perhaps Posh was on her way to some biker chick meeting of the minds? We’re not quite sure… but what we DO know is that Poshy left Los Angeles for London yesterday looking serious and crabby as a mofo’.
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Hey, it’s the we-still-love-each-other-look-at-us-and-take-our-picture photo op! Peter Andre and Katie Price reunited for lunch at paparazzi hot spot the Ivy in Los Angeles looking forcibly happy.
These two need a freakin’ clue. If you are going to try to make your marriage look like everything is hunky dory, at least make the photo op believable.
How much longer until a divorce announcement?
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To get court-side tickets at a Lakers game is a privilege and Becks is definitely worthy of the best seats in the hiz-ouse. And wow, it sure looks as if David Beckham is enjoying his seat at the Lakers game!
But, damn it’s such a shame those fugly cheerleaders are obstructing his view of the ballers. I’d request a refund! It’s certainly not the first time those damn cheerleaders became the focus of David’s evening.
Oh well. I feel bad for the janitors that have to clean up that drool mess on the floor there in front of Becks. Although, I suppose you could always bottle that slop up and sell it on eBay. I would.
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Lately Nicollette Sheridan has been flaunting her hot to trot bikini bod and it made me want to punch her in the pooter poo. I mean, Nicollette is like 2982938 years old and IS the definition of fabulosity in a skimpy bikini. And quite frankly, it’s NOT fair. Granted, I could get on a treadmill for 5 hours a day every day and probably attain those results, but ehhh…it’s not gonna happen.
However, my friends, today is a good day…for me and you, the readers.
Enjoy the wrinkly, ghostly picture of Nicollette Sheridan sans makeup as she left a coffee shop in Los Angeles.
Happy Hump Day everyone!
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Seeing Heidi Klum with scabs on her knees really makes my day that much brighter. It is Monday, for gawd’s sake, but Heidi…I commend you for making me feel fabulous on this Monday afternoon.
The beotch is NOT the epitomy of perfection. However, I must admit she is pretty damn close. Heidi and her little cherubs Leni, Henry, and Johan spent their Sunday afternoon enjoying time at Coldwater Canyon Park in Los Angeles. Girlfriend deserves a small break from being her semi-perfect self.
Heidi’s latest venture has been participation in advertisements for the “Got Milk” campaign. What do you think of Ms. Klum as an old maid?
Here we go again, peeps. It seems Jen hasn’t gotten playboy John out of her mind or her heart yet. *sigh*
The National Enquirer(a reliable source, right?) has reported that John and Jen from New York to Los Angeles together…reuniting for a little boot-knockin’ and romantic smooch fest.
“They were very lovey-dovey,” an insider told the Enquirer. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly. John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”
Once in L.A. they went their separate ways but insiders say they will be seeing each other before too long.
I’m seriously hoping Jen isn’t THAT desperate. This could just be a goodbye-forever-you-freakin’-loser kiss that permanently bids farewell to the jerk…only with class.
Yeah, whatevs…I’m thinking it’s desperation…that is, IF this rumor is true.
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It’s that time of year, peeps. The ANNUAL celebrity search for the perfect pumpkin for their perfect little angels. And let me tell you, the stars were out yesterday like flies on poop!
Forget the limos, the red carpet and the designer duds, it was serious pumpkin searching for these celebrity families.
Gwen and Gavin and little Kingston strolled through Mr Bone’s Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles yesterday, SANS Zuma. I’m REALLY beginning to wonder…is Zuma even real? Hmmph.
Other celebs spotted out in the patch were Tori Spelling and her fam, Marcia Cross, Ben and Violet Affleck, and Tobey McGuire.
How sweet and SOOO festive!
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