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Britney Is Bringing Her Circus To You.

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Expect the next year to be filled with ~~frappe-ier~~ happier posts of our Cheeto star Brit Brit. Not only is today Britney’s birthday and the day for the “Circus” release, but Brit also dropped the bomb informing us that she will be taking her circus on the road…yep a tour.

For now, it seems Brit will be staying close to home, starting out her tour March 3rd in Louisiana and ending April 28th in Chicago. Brit will also be bringing along the Pussycat Dolls as her opening act. Not too shabby. Check out the official tour dates below.

Tickets to go on sale starting this Saturday. Get into job service, pick up some extra hours at work or cut back on the bags of Cheetos…you are gonna need a ticket for this one, bitches!

Britney Gets Seizure Scare.

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Cheeto-rific Brit and her little tater tots made their first trip out of state to Brit’s home stomping grounds of Louisiana when they experienced the unexpected.

The youngest Cheeto spawn, Jayden James, had fallen ill yesterday afternoon and soon became unresponsive, which prompted a 25-mile dash to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in nearby Mississippi. Rumor has it that the little doot doot experienced a seizure.

“Jayden James had to be kept in hospital overnight for observations,” said the source. “We don’t yet know what’s wrong with him. Britney was insistent that wouldn’t leave him. She asked for a bed to be made up in the same room so she could be there at his side.”

Papa K-Fed was believed to be making the out-of-state venture to be by Jayden’s bedside. Well, we hope nothing serious is wrong with small fry! Get better, little dude!

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Britney Spears Is Right On Track!

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Britney left Louisiana almost immediately after little sister Jamie Lynn gave birth to her daughter Maddie Briann. Rumor has it that Britney spent most of her time in the hospital walking up and down the corridors in tears, rather than hanging out with Jamie Lynn. Britney wanted so badly to go back to LA because the birth of her niece reminded her so much of her boys.

Well, today was a GOOD day for Britney. If there were tears, they were tears of joy. In court, Britney was granted overnight visitation with her boys, which is a very big positive step for the Toxic star. It is good to see POSITIVE things happening for the Britster.

Let’s hope all the enablers stay FAR FAR AWAY!

Britney Spears Already Back From Louisiana.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Brand new auntie Britney Spears has returned from her Louisiana visit. Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn just gave birth to a baby girl on Thursday morning and the Britster was basically there for a quick peek and a few diaper changes. Rumors were swirling that Britney was going to be staying with her sis for a little bit to help out with baby duties. Apparently, she has some biznass to tend too back home!

Not even 2 days later, Britney has flown the coop and back to paparazzi land. All her paparazzi buddies were there to greet her at the airport, per usual. Just another day in the life of Britney.

Britney Spears Is Now An Aunt, Ya’ll!

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Well, it happened. Seventeen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is now a mama, making big sista Britney an auntie. Yippee! Baby Maddie Briann was born today in small-town Mississippi, weighing in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Wow, I thought for sure that baby was going to be like 10 pounds with how huge Jamie Lynn got. Apparently, mama and baby are healthy and doing well.

And per celebrity baby tradition, Jamie Lynn will be picking up a paycheck (from OK! Magazine) for exclusive pics of her baby. Now, how messed up is that?

So, what is the proper etiquette for when a teenage unwed mother gives birth to a bouncing baby? Do you say congratulations? Way to go? Oh, awesome! Do you just smile and say, “awwwww”. Hmmm, that’s a tough one.

Ummm….I think I will stick with saying “Good Luck” to the unwed teenage mother and her brick-laying baby daddy Casey Aldridge!

Jamie Lynn Spears, Large And In Charge!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Well maybe not in charge…more like, uncomfortable. Britney’s little sista is due this month with her first baby AND is definitely livin’ large…literally.

Apparently, Britney has a private jet on standby so that once she gets the call, she can be there for her sister’s delivery. Papa Jamie WILL also be climb aboard the private jet to Louisiana…not only for Jamie Lynn, BUT because it is his job as conservator for Brit Brit.

It’s gonna be a celebration ya’ll!

UPDATE: According to a source, Britney, her dad Jamie and brother, Bryan, left on a COMMERCIAL flight this morning at 5am where they boarded a Delta flight to New Orleans, an hour ride from the Spears homestead in Kentwood. Her flight landed at 12:53 p.m. CT, and Britney headed straight to mother Lynne’s house.

Is there a baby coming?