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Holly Madison Says Goodbye To Saggy Balls.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Holly Madison as Baywatch babe Pam Anderson for Halloween.

After six years, Playboy bunny Holly Madison has officially said goodbye to saggy wrinkly balls, metamucil breakfasts and geriatric sexy time. Since Holly got kicked out of the Playboy mansion as Hef’s number one girlfriend, Miss Madison has moved on to a younger, less-seasoned man…fake magician and possibly STD-infested Criss Angel.

Just weeks after breaking up with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, ho-bag Holly lapped up attention while on the arm of Criss at the opening of his new Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas.

The new-paparazzi-loving-couple smooched it up on the black carpet, proudly displaying their “newfound” love by sucking each other’s faces for the cameras. Gag me.

It’s doubtful this duo will last. I give them 3 months TOPS until these two get sick of lapping up each other’s tongues.

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Lindsay And Sam’s Public Smooch.

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

No longer hiding their relationship from the public, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson swapped spit outside the Mercer Hotel in NYC on Friday. While Lindsay has been filming scenes for her upcoming guest spot on Ugly Betty, Samantha has been there to support Lindsay. And, Lindsay has shown her support for Samantha on as many DJ events her schedule will allow her to. When they aren’t together, they are blogging it up on Myspace sending each other lovey dovey messages and posting romantical pictures of each other together. Sickening right?!

I think this could be true love, folks. First comes love…then comes marriage! Take that Michael Lohan, ya frickin’ hick! I bet he’s getting his panties all in a bundle right about now.

Rhys Ifans Inks His Love For Kim…

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

on his face. with a pen. It is not known whether it was a Bic pen in which he used to ink his love. In any case, writing on one’s face is what I call true love….ONLY if it is permanent marker. I bet that was a cruel dare on Kim’s part. I can see it now…Kim and Rhys in the bar, staring into each other eyes over a shot of vodka and a bowl of nuts.

Rhys: Oh, Kimmy. I luff you. I luff you like I luff my tight frosted jeans.

Kim: No you don’t, Rhys. (giggle giggle)

Rhys: Yes I do Kim. How can yuff say that? I luff you like I luff my blond feathered hair.

Kim: No you don’t, Rhys. (giggle giggle)

Rhys: Kim! Dare me to do something out in public. I will do it to show my luff for you.

Kim: Write on your face. Write on your face your love for me.

Rhys: Ok. I will show my luff for you. On my face.

Kim: hee hee.

Awwww. The things you do for luff.

Lindsay And Sam Ink Their Love

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson won’t go as far as Angelina Jolie did when she and Billy Bob Thornton wore each other’s blood in vials around each other’s necks. Or maybe they will…BUT…For NOW…the next best thing is matching tattoos. Sweet, right?

E! News reported that the gal pals have identical black heart tattoos on their left hands. According to E!, Lohan got the tattoo done in white, between her thumb and index finger, back in July 2006. She reportedly recently had it outlined in black, which Ronson is believed to have matched on her own left hand.

E! reported that Lohan has also added a red star on her right hand to go with red stars Ronson has on her right arm.

Awww.

Kate Hudson And Her Love Match.

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

You know things are getting serious between these two. Lance has met Kate’s mom, Goldie Hawn. Kate has played stepmom to HIS 6-year-old daughter Isabelle…and Kate is showing off her athletic ability.

The two have been seen a few times now having tennis dates. Now, it seems they have stepped up their game-playing a notch by taking tennis lessons in Palisades, California.

Oh, the things you do for love! Next, she’ll be in biker shorts and cruising on a Lemond cycle!

Pete Doherty Still Hooked On Kate.

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

It seems Pete Doherty just can’t seem to shake his love for his ex Kate Moss. Kate is already shacked up with her current boyfriend Jamie Hince. But, that isn’t going to stop Pete from professing his love to the girl he once did doobies with.
Not only has he purchased some artwork of his ex-girlfriend, he has written and performed a song for the model and slapped the video up on YouTube.

Here’s the sappy song of desperation called “Bohemian Love” dedicated to Kate Moss: