I’m not exactly sure what Hayden Panettiere was thinking when she super-glued this fugly shirt to her body…but I am sure of one thing…that gargan-chewin’ necklace is drawing attention to an area that could possibly result in the biggest boob slip in Hollywood history.

Luckily, Hayden kept a watchful eye on her boob-al region by fidgeting with her necklace all night long at the Madge concert she attended last night.

Girlfriend would have been better off wearing a leotard. That would have at least allowed her to do some Vogue-ing. Shoot.

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It was the most talked about concert of the month…Madge’s performance at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles. Not only did leotard-loving Madonna put on an amazing show, Madge also made the show even more veiny by inviting Britney Spears AND Justin Timberlake as her “surprise” guests.

However, the cat was out of the bag earlier this week…it was just a matter of seeing whether or not the rumor was fact or fiction.

According to PEOPLE,

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake each took the stage in separate appearances at Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour at L.A.’s Dodger Stadium Thursday night. But, PEOPLE has learned, the two actually crossed paths during rehearsal. Timberlake was first, and then Spears came on stage to run through her part. “They said ‘hi’ to each other. Justin was very cool,” a source says. Adds another source, “This was a night for [Britney] to enjoy, and not stress over. This was a good moment for her to just enjoy and have fun.” And enjoy she did. Dressed in satin black pants and white suit shirt with ruffle, Spears has been appearing in a taped segment during Madonna’s “Human Nature” performance since the beginning of the tour. Her “It’s Britney, bitch!” segment she did live. Madonna greeted her with “Hi Britney!” And Spears, with her blonde hair flowing and red lips smiling, moved to the beat as she sang the last chorus on “Human Nature” with Madonna. “She’s not your bitch” Madonna proclaimed, pointing at Spears who replied with her classic line: “It’s Britney, bitch!” Madonna had to swing her around three times to get her to loosen up a little bit and, in a far cry from the 2003 smooch, kisses Spears on the hand as her platform sunk below the stage. “4 Minutes” came on and remixed into “Vogue” as Spears disappeared from view.

We wish we could have been there!

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So, we all know that Madge is a bit of a control freak…I mean for gawd’s sake, the beotch controlled her wrinkly vadge time during her marriage to Guy.

Now that Madge doesn’t have control over Guy anymore, she’s moving on to mind-torturing her friends. Most recently, Madge has been leaning on bosom buddy Gwyneth Paltrow.

Rumors of a move to New York following Madge’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour could really happen. However, Madonna has been begging her BFF Gwyneth to move with her.

Ok, so I’m not so sure Gwyneth’s husband Chris Martin would be all for that. So the question is….

If Gwyneth doesn’t move with her, will Madge throw a tantrum and end her friendship with Gwynny? I mean, Madge does NOT like it when she doesn’t get her way.

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If YOU were married to Madge and deprived of the vadge, good gawd you’d be boozing it up and celebrating daily!

Granted Guy hasn’t been “all play”. He has been working his tushy off on his next film project Sherlock Holmes, while in the meantime enjoying a few cocktails and company of friends. And I say, CHEERS TO THAT!

Meanwhile back in the Wicked Witch of the West’s world, she and the kiddies are hanging out in New York.

But Madge better be prepared! Guy has lawyered up with a top lawyer in his battle with the witchy woman over where their children should live. Madge, of course, wants to stay in New York to be closer to her new boy toy Alex Rodriguez.

Needless to say, things are about to get real interesting.

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Because when a marriage is on the road to destruction, the best thing to do is get knocked up, right? Not that Katie Price and Peter Andre are completely dunzo, but man oh man have those rumors been floating around in the cyberworld. Katie Price tried to prove her marriage wasn’t in trouble by flying out to Los Angeles to join her man for a few photo ops. And just today, Katie took her presumed publicity stunt one step further.

Katie Price has officially announced to the world that she plans on having more rug rats with her greasy hubby Peter Andre. Those poor kids have not even been conceived yet and I already feel sorry for them. Is that wrong?

Katie told Ok! Magazine, “I want to have another three kids biologically and then adopt, but if something happened and there was a child who needed a home before that, then I’d do it.”

Hmmmm. These two remind me of Madge and Guy all over again. Barf.

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Apparently Madge isn’t playing very nice in this divorce to Guy Ritchie and quite frankly I expected some real nastiness to take over Madge’s charming personality. “Madonna has been taunting Guy Ritchie with dozens of weird text messages. Director Guy, 40, showed crew on the set of his latest film Sherlock Holmes one which read: ‘You’re going down.’ He said he found his estranged wife’s behavior odd, but that he is used to it by now. And he confided in one pal: ‘This is her idea of a joke – but it’s not funny. Imagine what it was like living with her.’” Can you just picture what Madge’s veiny, sunk-in face probably looked like when she sent these text messages? Yikes!

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Reports have surfaced that mean old Madge drew up a marriage contract that Guy Ritchie had to abide by on a daily basis. In other words, Madge had Guy on a leash AND in a cage.

How come this marriage contract doesn’t seem to make me drop my jaw, shake my head, and point my finger in disbelief??

After attending counseling two years ago, the alleged document detailed a list of rules for Guy in which he was told he ‘must work to enrich his wife’s emotional and spiritual well-being’, ‘resolve conflicts in a constructive way’, and devote time to the couple’s ’sexual expressiveness’.

But, wait…it gets even better…

According to The Sun the document even had instructions on what words Guy should use during arguments, and he was told to ’state calmly: I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.’ He was also expected to spend several hours reading Kabbalah texts with his estranged wife.

So, there you have it. Sounds like one hellish life, if you ask me. The question I have is what was Madge instructed to do to help improve their marriage?

According to the details revealed…not a damn thing. And why is that you ask?

Well didn’t you know that in a marriage only one person should be forced to do all the work? DUH!

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Katy created quite a fuss over her first single that had her kissing a girl and liking it. Add in her eccentric fashion sense to the mix, last week’s cake slip and you’ve got an individual trying hard to be Madonna-esque.

As if that wasn’t enough, the above promotional photo has leaked its way to the Internet with Katy posing with a knife. The photo is believed to have been taken in 2006 and has not appeared on an album or the singer’s Web site. However, magically the photo has made its way to the cyberworld just one week after her cake slip.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out that Katy Perry is trying her damnedest to give herself an edge to separate herself from her fellow pop competition. Rough? Tough? Controversial? It’s P.R. We get that. But…

Has Katy taken her “edgy-ness” a tad too far with this knife photo?

Or perhaps this is her way of endorsing Sarah Palin?

Hey, we’re just sayin’.

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Call me out if I’m digging a little bit too deep into the Madge-Guy Ritchie divorce battle here, but…it seems Madge is all for throwing daggers. Her latest stint? Dressing Rocco in a New York Yankees jersey. According to a source, eight-year-old Rocco was accompanied by his mother, sister Lourdes and a huge security team at the Chelsea Piers Gym yesterday.

It hasn’t even been a week since the announcement of a divorce, however it seems Madge is doing her best to make Mr. Ritchie pissed off to the maximum. For all of you who have been living under a rock, rumors of an affair with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez has been THE rumor that has been swirling for months now…especially since Alex called it quits with his ex-wife Cynthia this summer.

Either Madonna is committing a big NO-NO by using her children as pawns in this nasty divorce or perhaps Rocco’s favorite baseball team really IS the New York Yankees and he simply wanted to wear that jersey?

Hmmm. What do YOU think?

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“There are lots of things about England that I love, but my husband isn’t one of them.”
–Madonna reportedly told a friend.

Ouch.

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