Carrie Underwood is one of the classiest women in the music industry today. There is no doubt that Carrie will have staying power as her talent is real and her attitude is focused on the task at hand. Miss Underwood graces the cover of the December issue of Elle and dishes on rumors, that other blonde, and life on the road. Here are some of the highlights:

On the rumor she was dating Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps:

“I swear on everything, on my job, on my house, my dog…That’s how serious I am. It’s all just a lie. Anytime any [media source] ever says ‘a friend said,’ or ‘a close’ whatever – no, they didn’t! It’s just made up. None of my friends would say anything. Ever. About anything!”

On her comment that a taken Tony Romo still calls her:

“It was just something that was said in passing, and I would never mean to say anything to hurt anybody or to stir up anything, because I’m just not about drama. At all. I might be mad too if somebody said my boyfriend was calling some other girl. So I can definitely see where she [Jessica Simpson] would be coming from. But I haven’t talked to him since, like, May.”

On whether or not she’s dating someone:

“If I say I am or I’m not, as soon as this magazine comes out, it might be the opposite of what I tell you now. In three months, it’ll be ‘Carrie said she’s not dating anybody,’ yet last night, I was out on the town with some guy. He’s going to get mad at me. Everybody’s going to think I’m a liar. It’s just best not to go there.”

On life on the road:

“I don’t know how people do it. It’s tiring. It’s hard. Right now I do a lot because I have no reason not to. I don’t have a husband or kids. If I go home, I’m home by myself. I have no reason not to be on the road, no reason not to just get out there and do everything right now, while I’m young enough to, while I can enjoy it. But I think when I get a little older, I definitely want to slow down, just because it’s very stressful. It’s hard on your body, hard on your mind, hard on your emotions.”

On dealing with celebrity:

“I knew what I was signing up for, and I’m not complaining at all. I’ve learned how to deal with it, and my life is great, I’m a happy person. What are you going to do? Give it all up? No!”

Click after the jump for more pics of Carrie from the photo shoot.
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Somewhere underneath the layers of makeup and A-grade photo-shopped pics are wrinkles, bags, fat, blemishes, spider veins and lines. Come on, Vanity Fair! What have you done with Kate Winslet?

I mean, this bot that you’ve created is a fine specimen, but good gawd, at least make Kate look a little more like the REAL Kate Winslet.

Contrary to what we all may think a spokesperson for Vanity Fair dished, “Kate really did look fabulous and hardly needed any retouching at all. Just a little smoothing of the skin tone and covering of blemishes. There was no change in the body shape. She really does look that hot.”

Mmmmhmmm. NO woman looks THIS good after two kids unless your name is Saint Angelina.

Kate graces the cover of the December issue of Vanity Fair and poses for her sexiest photo shoot yet. You can pick up the mag on stands this Friday.

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The re-touchers of team Vogue UK must love themselves a challenge.

From zits, wrinkles and pastey white skin to pure perfection, Kate Moss graces the cover of the December issue of Vogue UK just THREE months after she worked the cover in October.

She may look like a washed up crack head sans makeup, but the re-touchers at Vogue UK have got the talent to make Miss Moss look fabulous!

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So perhaps posting a Billy Ocean video is a subtle way of saying, “Hey, you’re cool. If I was single, you’d be mine.” Or perhaps it is one of the cheesiest things I’ve ever done. And it’s okay…I can be cheesy…it’s who I am. I took the Seduction Quiz on Cosmo UK and found out exactly what I thought…I’m a subtle seductress. That’s me…Miss Subtle, alright.

Sometimes you just need a quiz to verify your hunches, if that makes any sense. Take the “Are You A Maneater?” quiz at Cosmo UK and see what kind of seductress you are. (Sorry fellas, you are on the receiving end of this one, but you can still visit Cosmo UK for some really cool gifts for your gal pal or you can check out the site together…ya know some special couple bonding time.) It’s all in good fun…plus while you are there, you can enter a few super cool contests. In case you didn’t know, it IS Seduction month. Mmmhmmm. So, get your sexy self over there and enter to win the following super hot prizes:

*Burlesque classes and tickets to a show
*A luxury dinner for two with Toptable
*A night in a hotel in Brighton with your very own private bar and cinema
*Access to a Ferrari for the day- the ultimate adrenaline rush!
*perfume
*Pole dancing lessons
*and lots of Benefit make-up up for grabs!

Someone has to win, so it might as well be you!

Ummmm, yeah those burlesque lessons look REAL good about now. I need something a little smoother than a Billy Ocean video…not that there is anything wrong with Billy Ocean. It’s just that Billy is so 1980’s.

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Everyone is talking about Megan Fox’s interview and hot photo shoot with GQ, so I thought I better jump on the bandwagon. But, just this once.

Here are some highlights from the GQ Interview that is on newsstands now.

On Her Opinion Of Disney:

With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.

On her scandalous photos of her groping her bf in public:

I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.

On her bizarre situation with a stripper named Nakita:

I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.

On Who She’d Want To Be With “IF” She Was A Lesbian:

Look, I’m not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.

Yeah, it’s a no-bullshit interview and I kind of liked it.  Gotta love a celeb who is real and doesn’t try to salad spin everything.  Take notes LiLo.

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She may have said no before to Playboy…but, never say never!

Spice Girl Mel B. told Closer: “I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but that’s not to say I wouldn’t consider it in the future.

I have no problems walking around the house naked or anything.”

Well, there are a lot of people who don’t have a problem walking around the house in the buff…shoot, I see nothing wrong with turning on some tunes and mopping the floor in the buff…

THIS is showcasing your goods to a worldwide public for millions to see. I’d be telling Hef to be showing me the big money, however, I’m not quite sure Mel B. is *gulp* worth a million dollar paycheck to see spicin’ it up in Playboy. She may be SOL if she is looking for more than a cool mil.

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Kate Moss is usually one to ignore the press by keeping her lips sealed, which is something we’d like to see other celebs do. (But unfortunately, we couldn’t be lucky enough.) However, she opens up like a flower to Interview magazine. Here are a few snippets from the interview:

Why Being In Her 30’s Is Cool:

We have experience. I could talk (dirty) when I was 20. I’m a lot better in the sack now.

Her Take On Fake Ta-Tas:

I think breast implants are awful. I’ve felt them and they are awful. So many of my friends have had them, and they’ve gone wrong. One of my friends’ tits started growing like the giant peach, and blood started coming out the nipple. And then another friend of mine had one that sort of moved up to her shoulder. One tit was normal, and the other was up by her collarbone.

How She Gets Her 5-Year-Old To Eat Dinner:

All those Pucci numbers and things that I wore when I was 17 that I won’t really wear again, I’m saving them for her.

That’s my blackmail: Don’t eat your dinner, and you won’t get my clothes. You won’t grow, and you won’t get into my clothes. Now she’s a fashion freak.

You can read the rest of the Interview with Kate here.

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Julianne Moore is the fox that rocks. There is no denying that. Look at her! Julianne graces the cover of Wonderland Magazine…nope, I’ve never heard of the magazine either, but who cares! Girlfriend ROCKS that cover.

Julianne sat down for an exclusive interview and dished out some interesting dirt about her life, love, and career. Here are just some highlights from the interview:

*On stripping in front of the camera*:

People ask all the time if sex scenes and nudity are hard. What’s hard? Not the lines or the physicality, but the emotion.

*What her husband thinks about her fascination with “dark” material*:

He thinks I’m weird. There was a script I read recently where I was like, “Oooh, this horrible thing happens and it’s really good and then they’re all dead!”

‘He’s like, “What is the matter with you?” I’m like, “I don’t know but I like it.” I’ve always liked things that are meant to terrify.

*On her annoyance with immature adults (like Lindsay, Paris, and Britney)*:

If you’re rebelling in your personal life after a certain age, you’ve got a fucking problem. It’s like, ‘Just fucking figure it out – you’re in charge. It makes me crazy when people say, ‘I don’t want to do this anymore!’ I’m like, ‘Well then don’t.’ People behave like there’s some great parent out there and there’s not, there’s just you. You are responsible for your own actions. There’s a tremendous amount of freedom in that. I’d sometimes be in a place where I’d think, ‘It’s horrible here.’ Then I’d think, ‘Wow, you can move – you can change.’

I never knew Julianne was so…potty-mouth-like and feisty! I think I like her!

For more on Julianne’s interview and more photos, check out Wonderland Magazine’s site here.

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Mischa hasn’t had a decent job since…well, um…the O.C. Desperate times call for desperate measures! Mischa Barton has taken her top off for her most recent interview. Does anyone even give a rat’s ass what Mushy has to say?

Mischa is featured on the cover of No-Bra, I mean Nylon magazine. Most of the interview is blah, blah, blah…perhaps the only SOMEWHAT interesting thing she talks about is her trouble with the law and being associated with Paris Hilton and company.

“I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with,” she said. “That was the biggest bummer for me - I didn’t leave my house. I was too embarrassed. They made such a big deal out of it with these other young actresses, that, for a little bit, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.”

Mischa also spoke to the magazine about her DUI arrest, “That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested.”

See peeps, THAT is the problem. These celebs think they are ABOVE the law. This should be a lesson for ALL of them. See where you end up?

Jobless and half nude on the cover of a no-name magazine! Yikes!

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I have a VERY hard time believing this. Somehow I picture Victoria in her million dollar castle with servants whom she bosses around daily…someone doing her makeup, someone painting her nails, someone styling her hair, feeding her strawberries…fanning her…the whole nine yards. However, that seems to be FAR from the truth.

Victoria told the August issue of Allure,

“I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. I’m not out-of-the-ordinary looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary.

When I’m at home with [husband David Beckham] and the kids, I’m always in a pair of flip flops,” she told the show. “He likes me without any makeup on – just looking really natural.”

Wow. She sure makes it seem like she is a completely different person behind closed doors. In public she’s always got that nasty scowl on her face that just pierces right through you.

Victoria and her hubby attended the ESPY awards last night and as you can see, she brought that scowl along with her!

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