Can you guess the celeb who displayed a serious case of dimple-itis on their booty yesterday while prancing around Malibu in white hot pants?
Yeah, this bitch needs to get her STD-filled ass back into the plastic surgeon and get that shit sucked out…PRONTO!
Click after the jump to see whose nasty ass needs an injection.
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Apparently Tila Tequila’s new fling Courtney Semel has a bit of history with our friend Lindsay Lohan.
Yeppers. BIG HISTORY, actually.
The cat is outta the bag. Or in the bag. Or in more than one bag. Who knows, really. All of this sounds like a scene out of Days Of Our Lives, minus the possessed midget.
It is rumored that Samantha Ronson ISN’T Lindsay’s first lesbian relationship.
One of Courtney Semel’s friends sold her story to The Sun and revealed some very juicy details about Lindsay and Courtney’s LESBIAN relationship.
“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart,†Courtenay told a pal. “At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies. But then Samantha came on to the scene and Courtney was dumped.”
In order to “hide” her secret love for women, Lindsay started getting heavy into drugs and sleeping with men. Mmmhmm.
Courtenay’s pal explained: “She met Lindsay in the summer of 2006 at a party in Malibu.
From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing. But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out. Both of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”
While Lindsay made her highly publicized trip to Promises rehab center, both Samantha AND Courtney paid Lindsay visits. Lindsay the lesbian playa!
Once Lindsay got out of rehab and back into the public eye, Lindsay and Courtney had moved in together, sharing a home in Beverly Hills. Lindsay had a strong relationship with Courtney, however she was still afraid to publicly show her true feelings as a lezbo. Her partying ways were undeniable and her public image too important to her.
“But still Lindsay brought men back,†the pal added. “Courtenay would throw fits of rage, writing her hundreds of angry e-mails from another room in the house. The sexual attraction between them was electric though and they’d still kiss and make up.”
It was apparently all too much for Courtney and she ended moving out of the Beverly Hills home the two shared. And, that was that. Samantha was in like flynn.
Wow. I wonder what made Lindsay change her mind with Samantha? Is she just afraid of being alone? Or was she just keeping Samantha on the back burner?
Or get outta Balthazar’s pants!
Sienna almost broke down at a gas station in Malibu as the paparazzi drilled her with questions about her affair with married oil heir Balthazar Getty.
According to a source, Sienna broke down shouting “leaving me alone” as the cameras flashed around her.
And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: “I’m just trying to fill up my f***ing car!” “Please, I’m asking you. I can’t live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.”
Hmmm, guilty much? With the situation she is in, she can’t expect people to be accepting of this, can she? Girlfriend needs a reality check!
On a lighter note, girlfriend may be losing respect and sleep over this ordeal, but she sure isn’t losing her fashion sense. I am totally LOVING her dress and her sandals.
The Beatles were so wrong. Money can buy love! Despite rumors of Balthazar Getty cutting Sienna Miller off from the ole’ peen, the scandalous duo were seen shopping TOGETHER in Malibu this week.
Don’t get your panties all in a bundle peeps. Sienna isn’t as much of a ho as we think she is!
A source said, “Sienna and Balthazar met through friends and he was already separated from his wife. He should have announced his separation a lot earlier than he did - he’d been sleeping on friends’ couches for six months. She was always told he was separated.”
So, I wonder when we’ll hear of an engagement? Oh wait…Mr. G needs to get a divorce FIRST! Silly me. Sienna’s love life is much more interesting than ANY movie she has worked on. Don’t ‘cha think?
Ever since Lance broke up with ex-boyfriend Reichen, Mr. Bass has been fishing for trout. Rumor has it that Bass has been sweatin’ it out with a buff personal trainer named Sebastian (*and by sweatin’ it out, we mean hubba hubba)…this just months after speculation of a hump and bump relationship with hair stylist Ben Thigpen.
Who’s next for Bass? The UPS man? Or will Sebastian, the personal trainer keep Lance’s heart a-fluttering? Looks like on Thursday Lance and Sebastian enjoyed each other’s company at the DKNY Jeans Beach House in Malibu.
Oh, the life of a washed up boy-bander.
and her post-baby bod! Wowsers!
And, how could she NOT show this precious cutie patootie off?
Salma Hayek and her little girl Valentina spent some quality girl time shopping in Malibu. The mother-daughter duo later met up with billionaire papa Francois-Henri Pinault for lunch.
Can you say CUTEST celeb baby EVER?! Valentina gives Shiloh a run for her money.
Matthew and Camilla attended the exclusive Malibu screening of “Battle In Seattle” last night.
Soon-to-be dad Matthew McConaughey-hey is getting his partying out of his system before the lil’ turkey gets done cooking in the oven….or so we hope…cuz’ our boy Matthew is a ROCK STAR when it comes to partying.
Just a couple weeks ago, Matthew was spotted in Nicaragua and according to a source was “dirty-dancing†his way through every girl at a bar…attempting to make the moves on every woman he came into contact with. Hmmm, I wonder what soon-to-be baby mama Camilla thinks about that!
On top of that, he lost his flip flops and was on a drunken mission to find them. He searched high and the lowest of low…in sewer ditches. Apparently the flip flops were near and dear to his heart!
According to a source, Matthew allegedly “accepted a ride back to his villa at a nearby resort from two locals. ‘Matt was so out of it when they reached the resort that the two guys had to carry him to his villa…They used his key, took him inside and put him to bed, then left — but they left the door unlocked.’”
Now, here’s the majorly sucky part for Matthew, “When he woke in the morning, he was missing $2,000 and his blackberry/phone!” HOWEVER, he didn’t file a police report. Funny how a pair of flip flops were more important the night before than $2,000 and a Blackberry.
I bet he had a lot of celebrity pals ticked off at him! I’m sure Kate Hudson, Lance Armstrong, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s numbers were in there. Yikes!
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Dita attended the Malibu screening of “Battle In Seattle” hosted by W Magazine. Did Dita dazzle in red or over-do the bold hue?
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I hope all you all wore your sunglasses out in Malibu yesterday! A very preggers Minnie Driver came out for a little sun.
Girlfriend is due in August, a couple weeks AFTER Brangelina is expecting their million dollar babies.
