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Holly Madison Says Goodbye To Saggy Balls.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Holly Madison as Baywatch babe Pam Anderson for Halloween.

After six years, Playboy bunny Holly Madison has officially said goodbye to saggy wrinkly balls, metamucil breakfasts and geriatric sexy time. Since Holly got kicked out of the Playboy mansion as Hef’s number one girlfriend, Miss Madison has moved on to a younger, less-seasoned man…fake magician and possibly STD-infested Criss Angel.

Just weeks after breaking up with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, ho-bag Holly lapped up attention while on the arm of Criss at the opening of his new Cirque Du Soleil show in Las Vegas.

The new-paparazzi-loving-couple smooched it up on the black carpet, proudly displaying their “newfound” love by sucking each other’s faces for the cameras. Gag me.

It’s doubtful this duo will last. I give them 3 months TOPS until these two get sick of lapping up each other’s tongues.

Image Source: Splash

Britney’s $8 Million Mansion Jinxed?

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Just the other day we told you that the Cheetorific Britster was packing up and moving out of her $8 million dollar mansion. Now reports are claiming that Britney believes her home is “jinxed” and is blaming her “bad luck” on her home. AND, she’s selling the house WITH the furniture in it too! Ummmm…okay.

Gawd forbid Britney takes any responsibility for her own actions! Blame it on the house and the furniture! I’m sure the furniture leaked some evil Cheeto juice that seeped into Britney’s veins that made her indulge in booze and drugs too! Oh wait…that was her BFF Sam Lufti.

Whoops, my bad.

In any case, it is the mansion’s fault, ya’ll! Good luck in selling that “jinxed”, I mean BEAUTIFUL house, Britters.

Britney Wigs Out At Video Shoot.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

My immediate thought when I saw this pic was oh dear lawd here we go again. However, there is no reason to fret, peeps. This wig Brit is wearing is for a video she is making for her single “Womanizer”. Just be thankful this isn’t that dreadful pink wig she wore quite frequently during her severely troubled times. We hope we NEVER have to see that wig ever again.

I am sure Britney AND her family are grateful that those times are behind them as they roll into a new chapter of life. Along with the changes, Jamie Spears (Britney’s conservator) has put Britney’s mansion up for sale. Perhaps moving into a brand new home will make Britney feel as if she can start anew?

Image Source: WENN

Hulk Hogan In Lingerie.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Hulk Hogan made his mark at Mansion night club in Miami by jumping onstage in a saucy little number. The reality show star dressed up hoping to revamp his career as an entertainer and to celebrate his daughter’s debut of her OWN reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”. Hulk rubbed up against fellow stage hoochies all-girl back up band The Knockouts. There was a lot of gyrating, horrible singing, and booty shakin’.

OH, wait a second. That’s not Hulk. That’s BROOKE Hogan.

My bad. Same difference, right?