Posts Tagged ‘Marilyn Monroe’

Marilyn Monroe Loves Paris!

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

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Wait a minute…I thought Marilyn Monroe was deceased. Duh, people, she is! Who, other than Paris Hilton, would name one of their pets Marilyn Monroe? Yeah…that’s what I thought.

Who wouldn’t love to be Paris’s number one beotch dressed up in a fashionable dress and be carried around like an object on a hot and sunny day? Paws in the air for Marilyn Monroe! For gawd’s sake, Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills was calling! Yesterday, Paris and Marilyn did some major damage at Diavolina boutique for a few bags’ worth of clothing. Wowsers!

Tinkerball, Paris’s chihuahua needed a break from the flashing bulbs and the attention. Paris, on the other hand, soaked it all up! Marilyn looks kind of pissed though. I’m thinking Paris didn’t buy HER anything. That sucks!

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One Celebrity Sex Tape That Won’t Be Seen.

Monday, April 14th, 2008

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Even back in the day, there was scandal and sex tapes. However, to have them leaked back then would have been damnable. Remember sex kitten Marilyn Monroe? Well…

Today an oral sex tape starring actress Marilyn Monroe has been purchased by an anonymous wealthy New York businessman, who reportedly paid $1.5 million for the 15 minute sex tape. The tape reportedly shows Ms. Monroe clothed and giving oral sex to an unidentified man whose head was not shown at all during the 15 minute tape…well, at least not the head with eyes, ears, and a nose attached to it.

Back then, Monroe was rumored to have had an affair with John F. Kennedy and according to a source, FBI Director J.Edgar Hoover, a Kennedy rival, went to great lengths to try to prove it was Kennedy in the film.  Wowsers.

Sorry folks, but you won’t be seeing this tape on the Internet anytime soon. Saucy!

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