Just two days after officially tying the knot, Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi step out to get some lunch. Ellen is busy taping her sixth season of “Ellen”, so there is no time for a honeymoon right now. Nope, no big honeymoon yet…they’ve got plenty of time for that! For now, takeout down the road from their Beverly Hills home will have to do.

And, from the looks of the huge smiles on their faces, they seem to be content just being married! Good for them!

It is probably safe to say that Donnie Wahlberg is probably the saddest kid on the block today. Either that, he’s relieved. But, probably still sad. After 9 years of marriage, Donnie is going to the big D and I don’t mean Dallas!

His soon-to-be-ex Kim filed for divorce and cited the famous “irreconcilable differences” according to court documents filed Aug. 13 with the Los Angeles Superior Court.

Kim is seeking custody of the couple’s two rug rats, Alexander, 15, and Elijah, 7.

Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi made it official yesterday. Less than 20 guests witnessed Ellen and Portia profess their love to one another at a wedding held at their home. There were reportedly NO celebrity guests…as the ceremony was attended by close family and friends only.
One thing can be sure…there was plenty of dancin’ at that wedding reception.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

BTW, I’m LOVING that dress Portia is sporting. Very Marilyn-Monroe-esque. HOT!!!

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their marriage amongst friends last weekend with a posh party held at LA Reid’s home in the Hamptons. Mariah and Nick will be celebrating the 4 month mark and peeps, the partying will continue as long as they both shall live. Or as long as they remain together. Long live the love of Nicky and MC!

The guest list consisted of A-listers, B-listers, C-listers and even D-listers including Mary J. Blige, Ciara, Gayle King (sans Oprah), Kelly Ripa, Gwyneth Paltrow and Star Jones.

Click after the jump for fabulous photos of celebs enjoying themselves at Reid’s party in MC and Nicky’s honor.
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Aaliyah (RIP) said it best. Thirty-eight year old Rachel Hunter and her boy toy (26-year-old) Jarret Stoll are ready to join bank accounts…err…join their hearts and minds as one. Awww.

The model has reportedly told friends: ‘He’s my first true love since Rod, and the age difference isn’t an issue.’

The two love birds have been together for two years now and live in Los Angeles with Rachel’s children Renee, 16, and Liam, 14. Soon they will be ONE BIG HAPPY.

Congrats to Rachel and Jarret!

Madonna and Guy’s marriage may be on the rocks, but what better thing to do to improve a relationship than by adopting an orphan? Umm…hello…if St. Angelina and Brad can do it…why can’t Madonna? Madonna is ALMOST saint-like, right?

Officials have confirmed the star has resumed her bid to adopt a second Malawian child, and has already visited the girl in the home country of her son David.

Malawian adoption minister Penstone Kilembe told a source: ‘Madonna’s representatives have been visiting the girl.

‘The adoption is now advanced - the government is waiting for Madonna to forward the petition of adoption formalities.’

So, apparently another girl may be added to the Ritchie clan. I wonder what Guy thinks about this! Just another child support payment if a divorce occurs! Show me the MONEY!

FOUR MONTHS LATER!!! But…I actually do not think Beyonce “intended” for us to see her wedding ring. Every other time, Beyonce has been seen with her hands in her pants and doing the “rock-away”. Don’t hide your symbol of love away from the cameras.

Have no shame, girl!

As if Morgan Freeman doesn’t have ENOUGH to worry about…

Just days after getting into an accident, Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are throwing in the towel. According to his business partner Bill Luckett, the couple have been separated since December 2007 ‘for legal and practical purposes’, so it doesn’t come as a huge surprise that DIVORCE was inevitable. But, WHY NOW right after a near-fatal crash?

Hmmm…I’m wondering if his female passenger Demaris Meyer had anything to do with this split? Meyer is said to be a “good” friend of Freeman. If we refer to being a “good” friend in a Chris Brown-Rihanna sense, we KNOW what this means! There’s some freaky-deaky-ness going on that we DON’T want to know about. Morgan Freeman is like Hollywood’s grandpa! Nothing like geriatric sexy time implanted in one’s mind.

SPJ and hubby Matthew Broderick pulled a Madonna and Guy Richie and went on a date night in NYC to show everyone that rumors of a split are FALSE. Ewww. What a publicity stunt!

It was rumored that Matthew cheated on Sarah Jessica with a woman he met in a Manhattan bar earlier this year, while Parker was filming the Sex and the City movie.

Amidst rumors, Matt and Sarah put on brave faces for the cameras. A source said that the couple are together for their child. Eh. Sometimes that isn’t always the best thing. But, whatever works for them! So so sad.

Nope, not in the barber shop either. Hmmm…

Eva Longoria left her somewhat fashionable style back in the church she got married in last July. Since her marriage to Tony Parker, Eva has been lost fashionably. She needs to go BACK to that church and pick that style back up and put it in her pocket, PRONTO!

Having a stylin’ pal like Victoria Beckham doesn’t help either. Rather than trying to “copy” Victoria’s style, Eva “borrows” a couple of Victoria’s ideas and adds her own twist of fashion to create one big fashion nightmare.

Eva, PLEASE! We are begging you! Go back to the church!!! Get that style back and start dressing like you did before, ‘cuz right now you are looking HIDEOUS!