Matthew Broderick | Danity Donnaly

‘Til Death Do They Part.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker and her hubby Matthew Broderick spent some quality time out on the beach together building sandcastles and showing the world that they are still very much together. Sure looks like they are having…umm…fun?

Despite reports of Matt-dog cheating on Sarah with a 25-year-old while she filmed the “Sex And The City” movie, a source says Sarah will NOT kick Matt to the curb.

Sarah will never leave Matthew,â€™ says an insider. â€˜Cheating isnâ€™t a deal breaker for her. They have a very strong marriage.â€™

Well, in that case…you KNOW Matt will keep on keeping on. Let’s HOPE not. (seriously though…once a cheat, usually ALWAYS a cheat.) Poor SPJ.

Sarah Jessica Parker Pulls A Madonna.

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

SPJ and hubby Matthew Broderick pulled a Madonna and Guy Richie and went on a date night in NYC to show everyone that rumors of a split are FALSE. Ewww. What a publicity stunt!

It was rumored that Matthew cheated on Sarah Jessica with a woman he met in a Manhattan bar earlier this year, while Parker was filming the Sex and the City movie.

Amidst rumors, Matt and Sarah put on brave faces for the cameras. A source said that the couple are together for their child. Eh. Sometimes that isn’t always the best thing. But, whatever works for them! So so sad.

While The Cat’s Away…

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

the mouse will play.

Or well…in this case the mouse-like creature resembles a cross between a moose, a rat, and a marmoset. His name? Matthew Broderick.

According to a source, allegedly the actor had a liaison with the unnamed woman from November to February while Mz. Parker was shooting the big screen film, “Sex And The City”.
Broderick’s spokesperson Simon Hall didn’t deny the allegations, telling the source instead: ‘There will be no comment.’

**Translation: We will wait to find out if this hoochie is pregnant…if she isn’t pregnant, we will DENY all sexual relations with that woman, including the sensual foot rub involving lemon juice and basil. If she is pregnant, well…we are the ultimate scum of the universe and we will decide then how we will spin the story. Ok? Thanks.

Will ELEVEN years of marriage withstand an alleged affair? I’m smelling another Uma Thurman-Ethan Hawke situation here. Anyone else getting that vibe? For little John Wilkes sake, I hope THIS isn’t true. Poor kid needs new pants ASAP.