Posts Tagged ‘Matthew McConaughey’

Donnie Trump To The Rescue!

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

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This has been a humiliating time in Ed McMahon’s life. The poor old man is facing foreclosure on his million-dollar home and we ALL know about it. Public Humiliation.

But, leave it to ONE man…one BRAVE BRAVE man and his hair piece to save the day. Donald Trump is said to be reaching out to Ed McMahon, offering to save Eddie from losing his home. Gawd forbid Eddie end up in a middle class neighborhood or even worse in a pop up trailer on a beach next to Matthew McConaughey-hey.

“I don’t know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV,” Trump told the Los Angeles Times in a report published on Friday. “I’d watch him every night. How could this happen?”

Well, Donald that is what happens when you don’t have a job. No job, no money.

Trump’s plan is to buy the home from the lender and lease it back to McMahon, the Times said. Wow, the possibilities are endless for a man and his hair piece.

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Hoofin’ It With Matthew Paid Off!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

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It has only been ONE month since Camila Alves gave birth to Matthew McConaughey-hey’s love child. Ok, this is SO NOT fair. Look how fabulous she looks!

Not only that but girlfriend has a big fat smile on her face because SHE just may get her OWN fashion line now too! Rumor has it that Camila had a business meeting at the Kitson store in L.A., where the CLOTHING line may debut.

See, Sarah Larson should have stayed with Clooney a little longer or at least got herself knocked up. And instead of modeling and contemplating Playboy, SHE could have gotten her own clothing line too! But, NO! Girlfriend wasn’t SMART enough! Hmph. Oh well. That’s HER problem.

Camila’s got beauty AND brains!

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Matthew McConaughey, Man Of Multi-tasking.

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

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Matthew McConaughey-hey is not only taking on a new role as proud papa seriously, but he also is keeping up on his fitness regimen. Good gawd, is he ever! He is one of those multi-talented men…and talk about a man of creativity. He MUST be right-brained.

C’mon, who else thinks of doing bicep curls ON THE BEACH, WITH the baby still in the car seat? Sure, it just LOOKS like Matthew is moving his little Levi out of the sun and into the little tent he created out of bamboo, seashells, and miscellaneous twigs, but do your eyes deceive you?

What I see is Matthew doing reps of bicep curls WITH his little bundle of baby joy in a car seat. You SEE that, don’t you? Ok, wait a minute. What is Levi doing in a CAR seat? Matthew doesn’t DRIVE!

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Levi McConaughey Shows Off His Inherited Receding Hairline.

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

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What an adorable little doot doot!

Welcome to the world, Levi McConaughy, son of Camilla Alves and hottie Matthew McConaughey!

In an exclusive interview with OK! Magazine, Matthew spoke about how intense the delivery of his little one was.

“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this… let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

I wonder if Matt brought his bongos along?

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Kate And Lance Get Fooled!

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong…we just can’t get enough of these two lovebirds and they obviously can’t get enough of each other!

According to a source, Yesterday was a fun-filled day as the Tour de France stud accompanied his woman to the UCLA Medical Center to visit her “Fool’s Gold” costar and his BFF Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves, and their new baby Levi Alves McConaughey.

And TODAY was another day of smooches, laughs, and lovin’ from these two! Lance and Kate hung out backstage at the Creations Celebrity Retreat American Century Golf Championship in Lake Tahoe. A magician was on hand to fool the pull some tricks. And, by the looks of it, Kate looks…well…fooled!

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Kate Hudson Lands Two Roles.

Monday, July 7th, 2008

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Kate Hudson played stepmom this weekend to boyfriend Lance Armstrong’s daughter Isabelle. The threesome spent some time shopping at Bentons Sporting Goods store in Santa Monica. I’m guessing little Rider spent time with his hippie-haired dad for the 4th of July holiday.

Can’t get enough of Kate Hudson on the big screen? Well, do not fret, my friends.

According to a source, Kate Hudson is planning to star in a remake of 1978’s Foul Play, in which her mother Goldie Hawn starred in.
Hudson has confirmed that negotiations have started on the new film, but “we don’t even have a writer yet”.

Her partner-in-crime for the co-star role? None other than Lance’s BFF Matthew McConaughey-hey. Gawd, I love that man….greasy hair line and all.

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McConaughey-hey’s Drunken Stupor.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

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Matthew and Camilla attended the exclusive Malibu screening of “Battle In Seattle” last night.

Soon-to-be dad Matthew McConaughey-hey is getting his partying out of his system before the lil’ turkey gets done cooking in the oven….or so we hope…cuz’ our boy Matthew is a ROCK STAR when it comes to partying.

Just a couple weeks ago, Matthew was spotted in Nicaragua and according to a source was “dirty-dancing” his way through every girl at a bar…attempting to make the moves on every woman he came into contact with. Hmmm, I wonder what soon-to-be baby mama Camilla thinks about that!

On top of that, he lost his flip flops and was on a drunken mission to find them. He searched high and the lowest of low…in sewer ditches. Apparently the flip flops were near and dear to his heart!

According to a source, Matthew allegedly “accepted a ride back to his villa at a nearby resort from two locals. ‘Matt was so out of it when they reached the resort that the two guys had to carry him to his villa…They used his key, took him inside and put him to bed, then left — but they left the door unlocked.’”

Now, here’s the majorly sucky part for Matthew, “When he woke in the morning, he was missing $2,000 and his blackberry/phone!” HOWEVER, he didn’t file a police report. Funny how a pair of flip flops were more important the night before than $2,000 and a Blackberry.

I bet he had a lot of celebrity pals ticked off at him! I’m sure Kate Hudson, Lance Armstrong, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s numbers were in there. Yikes!

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McConaughey’s Dudes Have His Back.

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

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Don’t mess with Matthew McConaughey-hey. He’s got dudes on the surf who think he’s cool. Word.

It was just another day in the life of McConaughey-hey…shirt off…frolicking on the surf…showing off his 6-pack abs…his tan bod…a few pushups here…a few crunches there…his bouncing curls, his receding hairline…oh gawd how I wish I was there.

And, yesterday would have been a sight to see. A bunch of paparazzi were trying to snap shots of the “Fool’s Gold” actor and bam, out came some angry surfers. Bam! Get off their surf or die!

It was a full out brawl. The angry surfers punched out a couple photographers and another photographer was allegedly thrown into a mound of rocks. Ouch! Apparently, you do not want to bother McConaughey and his surfer dude pals. They will get ya!

Matthew was not involved in the brawl. He was probably doing toe raises on a big rock nearby.

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Boob Job for Kate Hudson?

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Just maybe! After seeing the digitally enhanced promotional poster for “Fool’s Gold”, Kate Hudson is seriously considering taking her flat chest to the next level…or next breast cup sizes!

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Kate tells a source, “They are so not my boobs - they look too perfect. Seriously, if I ever wanted to have them done, I’d take this poster to the doctor and say, ‘This is what I want them to look like.’ ”

Kate and Matthew McConaughey-hey are on a promotional tour for their latest movie together, “Fool’s Gold”. Boobs or no boobs, Kate is looking fabulous and what had appeared to be a baby bump has disappeared. Perhaps she was just experiencing severe bloating.

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