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Meg Ryan Gets Lifetime Achievement Award.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I know some of you are thinking you may be seeing double or read the said title wrong…but I wanted to let you know that no, you aren’t going blind and yes, you can read. Meg Ryan DID get honored with a lifetime achievement award. One very important fact must be delivered to you though. The honor was presented to Ryan by the Germans. Now, I must point out to you that I have nothing against individuals of the German culture…however, they do have taste that is questionable.

Aren’t they the same peeps who made Jessica Simpson’s flick “Major Movie Star” number one? I could be wrong, but to give Meg Ryan a lifetime achievement award is like giving Britney Spears a Grammy. It’s just downright awkward.

My reasoning is either: A–They really do *heart* Meg Ryan and believe the fake orgasm scene in “Harry Met Sally” was Oscar potential and presented this Bambi award to her as recognition 10 years later; or B—They think Meg Ryan sucks big time and by giving her a Lifetime Achievement Award maybe she will take that as a hint to take her award and throw in the acting towel; or C–They confused the Megster with fellow tight-foreheaded Nicole Kidman. My guess is the latter.

A spokesperson told the Daily Express, “Meg Ryan is among the most attractive, talented and successful female stars that Hollywood ever produced.”

“Her smile is irresistible, her comedic talent delightful and her performance in ‘When Harry Met Sally’ unforgettable.”

Ok, what I would like to know is who is in charge of selecting the award recipients?

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Dennis Quaid Strikes Back At Meg’s Claims!

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Meg Ryan flapped her trap about her tragic divorce with Dennis Quaid, so don’t you think for a minute that Dennis was going to remain hush hush…especially when she ranted on about HIS cheating. Oh, no! Things are getting juicy.

Dennis told a source, “It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship.

Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce.

I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family.”

My question is, why did Meg decide to open up about all of this NOW? It’s a little late to salvage a career/image that was tarnished YEARS ago.

Meg Ryan Is One Bitter Fish.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Meg Ryan hasn’t had a hit movie in….well…geez…did she even have a hit movie? Oh wait a minute…yeah “City of Angels” was ok. “Meg Does Seattle” I guess was considered a hit movie. But, that was like when Meg was sorta hot. Now she’s just another collagen-filled fish in the Hollywood sea.

So, instead of trying to get a decent job Meg decided to flap her trout pout to anyone who would listen…and that someone was Hello magazine. Let’s hear it for Hello! HOLLA!

Meg said: “It’s very difficult to be a career person and have a relationship. I didn’t succeed at doing it at all. It’s incredibly hard.”

She added: “I think you have to figure out some way of keeping all of those capabilities and requirement in your life in balance.”

Now for those of you who are in the dark in regards to Meg’s love life, it wasn’t pretty. Meg was married for 10 years to fellow actor Dennis Quaid. (Yeah, weird combo, right?) Well, anyways, while filming the movie “Proof of Life” Meg had a scandalous affair with co-star Russell Crowe.

So feeling distraught and guilty, Meg broke off her affair with Russell (despite NOT wanting to) and went back to her husband Denny…only to divorce him shortly after.

However, it sure sounds as if Meg isn’t happy being single and 40.

“I just don’t feel like it’s seminal or major in any way. I like my life right now, I really like it. Whatever it’s taken to get here, I appreciate.”

Translation: I wish I would have stayed with Russell, instead of ending up alone and miserable like I am now. Sure, I love my adopted daughter Daisy, but she loves my 80 cats more than she loves me.

P.S. Lance Armstrong is single….

Do YOU Want Madonna’s Face?

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

I don’t.

For $30,000 you CAN have Madonna’s face.

I personally am not a big fan of sunken-in cheeks with what looks to be acorns packed up in the upper cheek bones. It’s just not appealing, unless of course you are a squirrel. And, I’m pretty sure Madonna is not part-squirrel. If she starts shelling acorns with her teeth, I will become concerned.

Apparently, cosmetic surgeons adore Madonna’s face and have named it the “New New Face”…which is supposedly a “high honor” in the name of cosmetic surgery. (Even though Madonna denies having plastic surgery, of course.) Yay for Madonna.

According to a source, Dr. Rosenberg used Meg Ryan as an example of the ‘Old New Face’, saying, “‘Meg may think she looks beautiful, but what we are picking up on is a sense that maybe there is an over-inflation of the lips, thereâ€™s an over-abundance of fillers in her face.”

Yeah Meg, take the hint, Dr. Rosenberg thinks your ugly. Heart-shape-faced squirrels are the “in” thing THESE days! The Olsen twins were also named as having the “New New” faces. Well, yippie freakin’ doo.

So, remember that peeps…next time you get cosmetic work done on your face, just ask for the “heart-shape-faced-squirrel look”, aka. the Madonna and the surgeons will LOVE you.

But, will you LOVE YOU?