Miami was full of love and puppydog tails as Madge and her Vadge took to the stage to entertain. Madge’s little puppy Alex Rodriguez was sitting front row at the concert and seemed love struck as Madge strut her stuff across the stage in her black leotard.

Rumor has it as Madge sang the song “You Must Love Me”, Madge stared at the baseball star with her beady little flirtatious eyes, as if the song was directed towards him. Ooooo, saucy.

At one point during the performance, Madge reached down and asked A-Rod to pass her his bottle of water.

A fan told E! News: “It was easy for him to hand it off because he was sitting in the front row. He was all excited watching her perform.”

I’m sure he was damn excited…especially for that sleepover the pair shared at A-Rod’s rental home on Miami’s exclusive Star Island after the big show.

In fact, sources tell E! they spent several nights together in Miami during the days leading up to her Wednesday night concert at Dolphin Stadium. Surprising? Not so much. Madge has got this man wrapped around her wrinkly vadge.

According to the Miami Herald, the couple then partied with friends and other musicians at Soffer’s home until 5 a.m. on Thanksgiving day.

Despite reports that Rodriguez planned to fly to the Big Apple with Madge for turkey later in the day, Madge remained in Miami.

How long before Madge starts putting a leash around A-Rod’s neck? So far it seems A-Rod is lovin’ something that Madge has and I would hope it is not that wrinkly vadge.

Click after the jump for more of A-Rod’s lovestruck faces at the Miami show.
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For all you Madge-inites who think Madge is keeping her vadge to herself, you best re-think your virginal thoughts. We’re talking about a seasoned 50-year-old woman who prances around on stage in a leotard. There is nothing you can say or do that will lead me to believe that Madge and A-Rod aren’t bumping genitals. As sick as it sounds, you KNOW it is true.

This weekend, Madge must have been busy Kabbalah-ing it up and/or working on her fitness to join in the fun of the opening of Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami. A-Rod was there. So were two of Madge’s BFF’s. And, from the way it sounds, it was probably a good thing Madge’s pals, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna’s BFF Ingrid Casares were there…otherwise A-Rod would have gotten away with flirting. I know, gawd forbid.

According to Ok! magazine, a dark-haired beauty in a short black dress approached A-Rod and he seemed smitten.

“They looked like they were flirting,” one eyewitness tells OK! about Alex and his chatting partner. “A-Rod’s body language was open and casual, and he had a big smile.” But, not for long…

About fifteen minutes into the conversation, in jumps Ingrid to steal A-Rod’s attention. A source said, “She wedged herself in between A-Rod and the brunette and didn’t even acknowledge that the other woman was there,” recalls the partygoer to OK!. “Ingrid diverted Alex’s attention and made sure to keep him deep in conversation.”

Good to know Madge has got some sneaky little pals to make sure her boy toy behaves himself!

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Can you guess who flaunted their dimply bod on South Beach in Miami this weekend? Many are raving about her new bod, as earlier this year she was sportin’ protruding bones and nasty leathery skin.

Click after the jump to see who this washed-up star is.
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The Queen of Publicity has just been sued for lack of publicity! Yeah, ummm, I can’t even know what to say about this. Remember that movie National Lampoon’s Pledge This? Yeah, me neither. But, really…the point is Paris got paid $1 million to star in the movie. The movie made $1.5 million. Then, tally in production…and marketing. And, beer for the crew. You do the math.

According to a source, Paris didn’t come through after being paid $1 million to star in and promote the 2006 comedy. Per the lawsuit filed today in U.S. District Court in Miami, Hilton—who was also listed as an executive producer—owes $75,000 in damages for failing to provide “reasonable promotion and publicity” for the movie.

They want her to pay $75,000. Um, that’s pocket change in Paris’s world. Another slap on the wrist for the Hilton ho!

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Anna Kournikova came out of hiding! And, holy SMOKES, Anna showed off more than a little cleavage at the Mercedes-Benz fashion show in Miami this weekend. She showed off a thick dark colored band on her left hand. Ooooo. Ahhhhh. Ehhh. Could IT be? Does anyone EVEN care? *Yawn*

In any case, it sure looks like Anna Banana ENJOYED the fashion show!

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Hulk Hogan made his mark at Mansion night club in Miami by jumping onstage in a saucy little number. The reality show star dressed up hoping to revamp his career as an entertainer and to celebrate his daughter’s debut of her OWN reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”. Hulk rubbed up against fellow stage hoochies all-girl back up band The Knockouts. There was a lot of gyrating, horrible singing, and booty shakin’.

OH, wait a second. That’s not Hulk. That’s BROOKE Hogan.

My bad. Same difference, right?

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While Britney spent some quality time with her boys, Kevin Federline spent some big pimpin’ time on the streets of Miami and in the clubs. Papa’s gotta get a break too! HOLLA!

Don’t worry, Kevin behaved himself. As he received VIP treatment in the clubs and was brought champagne, he denied it and stuck to simply drinking water. And the girls…well, the girls came to him! Imagine that!

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New couple John and Jen took a splash pool-side and then got their party on at the “Marley And Me” Wrap Party in Miami, Florida.

According to a source, Jennifer was introduced to John last month by Sheryl Crow and although Jen’s friends are delighted that she’s finally bagged a new man, they’re begging her to play it cool because of John’s reputation as a Romeo.

John has dated a number of Hollywood leading ladies, including Jennifer Love Twitt, Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz. Don’t get TOO comfortable, Jen!

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Jennifer Aniston is out on the prowl trying to find Mr. Right…and her clock is ticking…and this time she’s trying to keep her love life on the down low.  So far…not good.
Her most recent candidate for reproduction? John “Your Body Is A Wonderland” Mayer.

After spending last weekend with John Mayer, it seems Jennifer and John plan on meeting up in Miami AGAIN THIS weekend…

A few margaritas…some hanky spanky on the beach…a few nibbles of lettuce…a few more margaritas…sounds like a lot of fun!

The question is, Could Johnny be the one to bear Jen’s children? or Is Jen just another notch on Johnny’s belt?

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