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Minnie Driver Gets Hefty.

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

What in soggy-wet-coffee-grounds-and-indeterminate-globs-of-refuse is this world coming to? Minnie Driver stepped out yesterday in Beverly Hills what seems to be a ripped, used version of a 13 gallon Hefty Cinch Sak.

Now don’t get me wrong, Minnie is looking svelte after just giving birth to her little rug rat Henry Story, but good gawd, the trash bag has got to go.

Perhaps this trash bag would have been better with the elastic drawstring lining the bottom creating for a more ruffled look. Ewwww no forget it. She’d be way better off in camel-toed mom jeans.

Image Source: Splash

Minnie Driver’s Story.

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Minnie Driver’s newborn son Henry Story is as cute as a peanut. Sorry tabloids, Minnie doesn’t want to pocket any ching off her little guy! Instead, Minnie debuted her little cherub on her MySpace page.

Wait a minute…I thought that was why celebrities had children. Wow. I guess times are a-changing! Good for her!

Minnie Driver Doesn’t Need No Man.

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

Just a few weeks ago, Minnie Driver became a mamacita. A few days ago mama Minnie was spotted out chatting on her cell phone, looking happy, relaxed and proud. And she should be! She’s got control panties to hold up that FUP, aka. mama pouch.

Her son Henry Story Driver was born in Los Angeles on September 5th weighing a healthy 9lbs and 12oz. The father has not been revealed and probably won’t be. For all we know, girlfriend got herself a sperm papa.

And, so what if she did?! Girl ain’t needin’ no man! Hell to the no!

Image Source: Matrix

Minnie Driver Pops Out A Baby!

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

Minnie Driver has finally popped! Minnie gave birth to her bundle of joy on Friday. This baby was 9 lbs. 12 oz. Talk about one freakin’ huge baby!

Did Minnie have a girl or a boy? Click after the jump to see what it is!
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Minnie Driver And Her Love Child.

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Could Minnie Driver be using her baby’s mystery papa as a publicity stunt? I know, what a horribly horrendous thing to do, right? I don’t even know if Papa Joe Simpson or even Madonna, the “Queen of Media Manipulation” would stoop to that level…okay, maybe MADONNA would…girlfriend has no shame. And well…maybe Papa Joe would too, for all we know. He is kind of a slimy sneaky fox like that. But, would you expect that from innocent Minnie Driver? Well, you’d be surprised. The quiet, innocent ones are USUALLY the ones to look out for.

It is obvious Minnie’s career as an actress died like TEN years ago…and her singing career is like Shaquille O’Neils rapping career…it pretty much never happened. So, out of desperation to get some decent movie roles, do you think Minnie would go out on a limb here and order up a pity party? Heck, are we even sure there IS a baby in that belly? Or perhaps, she’s trying to play up the missing-baby-papa in order to hopefully gain more attention and earn more money off baby’s first photo shoot? There are so many possible scenarios here…

That sneaky Minnie. I always knew something was fishy about her. It really IS all about the money, isn’t it?!

Minnie Driver Comes Out Of Hiding.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

I hope all you all wore your sunglasses out in Malibu yesterday! A very preggers Minnie Driver came out for a little sun.

Girlfriend is due in August, a couple weeks AFTER Brangelina is expecting their million dollar babies.

Not Just A little Chunky

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

According to People, Driver, 38, revealed her pregnancy Thursday on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno after Leno quipped that it looked like she had gained weight from too many trips to the Hometown Buffet.

Gawd, I love it when celebs get pregnant. They actually start looking healthy!!! No more starvation diets.Â No more Ex-lax.Â No more morsel diets.

Congratulations Minnie!Â (note:Â the father was not revealed at this time)