Posts Tagged ‘model’

Heidi Klum And Her Bitch Cruise Los Angeles.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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Wow! What hot bitches! Heidi Klum and her Afghan hound friend took a stroll around Los Angeles in a Bentley convertible. I wonder what kind of conditioner they use to look THAT fly and fabulous. Sooo jealous.

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The Magical Transformation Of Kate Moss.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

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The re-touchers of team Vogue UK must love themselves a challenge.

From zits, wrinkles and pastey white skin to pure perfection, Kate Moss graces the cover of the December issue of Vogue UK just THREE months after she worked the cover in October.

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She may look like a washed up crack head sans makeup, but the re-touchers at Vogue UK have got the talent to make Miss Moss look fabulous!

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Not Ready For Her Close Up.

Friday, October 31st, 2008

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If you thought that Kate Moss was hot, perhaps this photo will make you think twice. Kate was spotted at LAX airport yesterday looking washed out, wrinkly and zitty. Basically she looked like she had been to hell and back. I know we are all entitled to our off days. But, don’t models get paid big bucks to look perfect? Ummmm, yeah.

Looking all of her 34 years, it seems as if Kate’s years of partying, booze and drugs have caught up to the supermodel.

And that is just one reason why you need to just say no to drugs, kiddies!

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Heidi Klum Is Scablicious.

Monday, October 20th, 2008

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Seeing Heidi Klum with scabs on her knees really makes my day that much brighter. It is Monday, for gawd’s sake, but Heidi…I commend you for making me feel fabulous on this Monday afternoon.

The beotch is NOT the epitomy of perfection. However, I must admit she is pretty damn close. Heidi and her little cherubs Leni, Henry, and Johan spent their Sunday afternoon enjoying time at Coldwater Canyon Park in Los Angeles. Girlfriend deserves a small break from being her semi-perfect self.

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Heidi’s latest venture has been participation in advertisements for the “Got Milk” campaign. What do you think of Ms. Klum as an old maid?

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Miley Goes Ga Ga For Her Runway Man.

Friday, October 17th, 2008

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Now, granted we all know Miley has made a few mistakes in her short career as THE Disney princess…those nasty shower pics…the Vanity Fair photo shoot…etc. However, Miley is proving that she is the loyal girlfriend by attending LA Fashion Week where her hot-to-trot model boyfriend Justin Gaston strut his stuff on the runway.

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Sure, he’s hotter than a Oscar Meyer weiner roasting over a campfire…but seriously…good enough to eat? Well…it’s obvious Miley thinks so…kind of creepy if you ask me!

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Giselle Cowboys Up!

Friday, October 10th, 2008

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Giselle Bundchen is one of the reasons for my madness. Why does this beotch always look so damn good, even with minimal makeup? I guess that is why SHE is a supermodel and I am not. Life is soooooo not fair.

Giselle’s latest gig is a video girl for the new ‘Come On’ video by rock kids ‘BlackCowboy’. I’m sure there were plenty of fender benders in West Hollywood yesterday! Can you imagine driving by and seeing Giselle freakin’ Bundchen flaunting sexy hair flips and seductive poses in a tiny pair of denim hotpants and killer heels?

Ummmm hello traffic halt!

Click after the jump for more yummy-licious photos from the video shoot.
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Elizabeth Hurley Defies Gravity.

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

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Elizabeth Hurley was at a Breast Cancer fundraiser in New York when whoopsies…she revealed a little bit more than expected.

The Estee Lauder model was in the Big Apple to take part in the launch of Bloomingdale’s month-long breast cancer campaign. She was flipping the switch to turn the prestigious store’s lighting pink when wham bam, thank you ma’am…her dress flew up…exposing her scundies. YIKES! How embarrassing is that?!

Despite the embarrassment, the classy model laughed off the incident…smoothed out her skirt and continued her hosting duties.

Hey, at least Liz DID wear underwear!

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Can Kate Moss Even Carry A Tune?

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

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Watch out peeps! Once Kate Moss turns 35, she plans on hanging up her heels and her strut in exchange for a singing career. Apparently Kate has been influenced by her rocker boyfriends in more ways than one. And…I’m not quite sure that is a good idea.

A friend of Kate’s told a source that once Kate turns 35, “Song writing and being a singer will slowly take over.”

Hmmm…do you think Kate has a chance to make it in the singing biz? She’ll definitely have a lot to write about being a (former?) crack addict and all.

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Heidi Klum’s Belly Baring Jordache Ad.

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

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If anyone could sell Jordache jeans it would be model Heidi Klum. I never thought in my life that I would even touch a pair of Jordache jeans let alone wear them. However, Heidi makes me rethink my decision to at LEAST try a pair on.

What do you think of Heidi’s latest ad for Jordache?

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Is Elle Macpherson Joining The Circus?

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

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Danger?! Elle MacPherson laughs in the face of danger. After seeing this photo of Elle driving her son down the streets of London on her bicycle’s handle bars, I had immediate flash backs to Britney’s little incident with Sean Preston. For those who don’t remember, let me refresh your memory.

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Now, I would expect this kind of behavior from a hillbilly like Britney Spears but NOT a supposed classy pants like Elle MacPherson. You KNOW she thought this was okay as she made her son tie on a helmet. Britney just didn’t know any better.

So, unless she’s joining the circus and the scenery around her is just a backdrop, riding around with a kid on your handle bars in traffic is NOT okay people. Do NOT try this at home.

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