Despite her recent breakup with Simon Cowell, Terri Seymour seems to be dealing well. I mean, look at that smile!

Newly single Terri strut her stuff on the red carpet for her first public appearance since the end of her six year relationship with the crabby American Idol judge.

Either charity work makes her smile or the millions Simon dished out as a parting gift really made the breakup worth it. I suppose it could be both. However, I’m thinking the big payday is a major reason why she has that corny smile on her face. The woman is wearing green for gawd’s sake. Girlfriend has money on her mind!

Green dress=green cash

Ironic? I think not!

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With the heart-breaking announcement that a permanent separation of Guy and Madonna is underway, the tragic news has sunk in and we can now somberly go about our lives. However, Guy’s world is about to get rocked! The gloves are off and you can bet that Madonna is gonna do her damnedest to take Guy to the freakin’ cleaners.

Sure they may have children together, little Rocco and adopted David Banda, but you can bet your booty Madge is gonna get custody of the little rug rats as the courts will not separate the children from each other. Poor Guy! As far as the $500 million in earnings and assets? There may be some mudslinging and some serious fighting over the bling bling. You KNOW how stingy Madge is with her ching ching and her bling bling.

Despite the divorce announcement, Guy has been pouring himself into work and was seen on the set of his new film “Sherlock Holmes” yesterday. He sure looks miserable! I sure as heck wouldn’t want to be divorcing Madonna! It’s going to be one long road for Guy. I hope he has a good therapist!

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UK rocker Pete Doherty must be enduring some tough financial times…so much so that he is having to get rid of some of his prized possessions to pay for his taxi bills. Hmmm, perhaps spending all his ching on booze and drugs wasn’t such a good idea? I don’t know. Just a thought.

The junkie has had no choice but to hand over five of his paintings to Arrow Cars, a taxi cab company, to pay for his taxi rides. Must be one long ass ride he is taking day after day!

In other Doperty news, do you guys remember when Pete and Wino were hanging out together quite frequently and incarcerated beloved Blakey found out? Yeah, apparently Blake wasn’t too keen on the duo smoking crack and playing with mice together. It shouldn’t come as much surprise that Pete is trying to clear the air and trying to prevent himself from getting an ass beating when Blake gets out of his jail cell. Pete has allegedly penned a letter to the fellow junkie that contained his true feelings about both Winehouse and Fielder-Civil.

The letter stated, “Blake mate, I love the pair of you. I’ve no interest in Amy like that. I hope you know that.”

I’m guessing no matter what the letter entails, Pete will still get his ass beat. There is going to be a whole lot of craziness that happens when Blake gets out of jail…IF he ever gets out.

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Excuse me…ummm…Tori? Let me be frank with you. You’ve got a little somethin’ wrong with your chest there…You may not be returning to 90210, but you NEED to return to your plastic surgeon and get that implant fixed, girl!

Blech. Your chest is sinking deeper and deeper and faster than the Titanic did in 1912. Either get that shiznit fixed or stay outta public. It’s nasty. It’s wrong. And, it’s sickening. Tori, you’ve got the bucks. Get the shizzz fixed! Pretty please?

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Despite what anyone may think of slowly-turning-creepy-Tom-Cruise-Scientologist-wannabe, Will Smith still knows how to lure you into the box office. Smith topped the Forbes Hollywood actors earner’s list for 2008, beating out Pirate hottie Johnny Depp and Shrek’s Donkey Eddie Murphy.

Though they may be close friends…creepy Tom did NOT make the list. Cameron Diaz, John Mayer’s ex, topped the female list of top earners. Jennifer Aniston, Mayer’s current girlfriend and Brad Pitt’s ex, made MORE money than Angelina Jolie, Pitt’s current partner, in movies this last year. However, Angelina helped sell MORE tabloid magazines, which is far more of a feat!

Check out the complete list here.

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Jay-Z loved his performance at Glastonbury so much that he felt the need to celebrate. And, when Jay-Z celebrates, Jay-Z goes all out.

A source said: “Jay said he thought the set at Glastonbury was emmense, ridiculously good in fact. So he treated the band, management and crew to an elaborate dinner at L’Avenue. He reckons his current tour has been very historic and rewarded everyone accordingly.”

The night out on the town cost the star $20,000. Money ain’t a thang when you are Jay to the Z!

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‘Cuz girlfriend is hard up for some cash! Supposedly Denise is not only doing her reality show to “set the record straight”, but to also pay the bills. Ummm, hello…how can this chick NOT have money? She WAS married to Charlie Sheen for gawd’s sake.

According to a source, Denise gets $52,000 a month (tax free) in child support from Sheen, $60,000 a month (tax free) in alimony payments from Sheen for two years, and a split on his income from his sitcom which will eventually add up to $25m.

So, basically Denise is making her rounds promoting her show crying “woe is me” and trying to make Charlie look like an ass when SHE is the one pimpin’ her kids out on national television.

Yeah, I pretty much do NOT agree with that. No ounce of pity for Denise Richards here! I hope this reality show bombs.

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Sooner or later, it all comes back to kick ya in the ass, doesn’t it Louie, Lou-eye!?

Ok, so I admit I was a HUGE boy band fan back in the day…I surely do remember this big googly-eyed man…He was responsible for putting the successful boy bands like NSync and the Backstreet Boys together. He was a man I should have respected and put on a pedestal. But, truthfully, I always thought there was something creepy about him. And, well I was right. He is a FREAK!

Back in the day he was said to be preying on some of the boys he had placed into these groups. However, nothing was ever done about this…legally. Lou Pearlman will always be known as a boy-molesting, pyramid-scheming FREAK!

According to a source, Pearlman was sentenced Wednesday to 25 years in federal prison for engineering a decades-long scam that bilked thousands of investors out of their life savings.

U.S. District Judge G. Kendall Sharp noted that many victims were Pearlman’s relatives, friends and retirees in their 70s or 80s who lost everything.

“Over the past nine months since my arrest, I’ve come to realize the harm that’s been done,” Pearlman said in a short courtroom statement. “I’m truly sorry and I apologize for what’s happened.”

Umm, yeah I’m sure he’s real sorry now. A little too late buddy! 25 years behind bars is a LONG time. Don’t DROP the soap!  Although as sad as this is to say…he may just be one that would enjoy a little soapy soap droppage action.  SICKO.

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It cost $100 million to make…however, on its opening weekend, Speed Racer brought in a measly $20 million. According to a source, Speed Racer is predicted to only bring in a total of $50 million by the time all is said and done. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m guessing there will be no performance bonuses for Christina Ricci. Sad, Sad, Sad.

Here are the weekend box office numbers provided by Exhibitor Relations:

1. Iron Man, $50.5 million
2. Speed Racer, $20.2 million
3. What Happens in Vegas, $20 million
4. Made of Honor, $7.6 million
5. Baby Mama, $5.8 million
6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall, $3.8 million
7. Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, $3.2 million
8. The Forbidden Kingdom, $1.9 million
9. Nim’s Island, $1.3 million
10. Redbelt, $1.1 million

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And David’s in-laws love him.  How could you not love your son-in-law after he gives you an 8 million dollar home in Dubai to live in…just because.

According to a source,  Becks purchased the luxury home within the prestigious Palm Jumeirah estate after a visit to the Gulf state before the 2002 World Cup and now felt he wouldn’t have time to spend in his Dubai mansion. Flying back and forth from LA to London so frequently has taken up a lot of his travelling time.

My question is how is Beck’s going to top giving a gift of an 8 million dollar home?  Christmas is coming sooner than you think, David!  And, don’t forget birthdays!  And anniversaries…

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