Posts Tagged ‘movie’

Macy Gray, Is That You?

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

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No, Macy Gray is hiding somewhere in a cave, sewing together some geometric-shaped ensemble for her next public appearance. This is Halle Berry, y’all.

As part of her next role as a woman with a severe multiple personality disorder in the movie “Frankie and Alice”, Berry has become one with nature. No makeup. No hair gel or straighteners. Halle is afro-ed out.

This beotch could be in rags and have zit cream all over her face and still be gorgeous. She’s one of few and far between!

BTW, has anyone seen that baby daddy of hers?

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Guess Who Went Geriatric On Us.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

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Can you guess who this pepaw is? Well, he’s really not a pepaw…not quite old enough to be a pepaw…but he underwent a serious makeover to transform his pretty boy looks to a geriatric Bengay-stock-investing pepaw. Or is it really a she? Hmmmm…

Click after the jump to see who this wrinkly masked actor is.
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Kate Hudson Gets Classy.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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Kate Hudson is finally showing us all her true colors…a vision of her hoochie, heart-breaking self. No, she has not resorted to working strip clubs for “fun” money on the side, rather, Miss Hoochie Hudson is using her limited dance skills for a filmed called “Nine”, a musical loosely based on the Broadway hit from 20 years ago.

For the past six weeks, Kate has been shimmying, spinning and shaking her derriere in this somewhat scandalous role. Truth be told, this film will feature a star-studded cast, including Daniel Day-Lewis, Judi Dench, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Sophia Loren and Fergie, each delivering their own musical moment.

Kate did have one small concern while filming her part for the role. When the music stopped after her trashy number, Kate said coyly, ‘”Did my boobs fall out during that?”

The real question is…what boobs, girl? OH, Snapppppp.

On a side note: I’m sure Nikki Kidman and Penelope Cruz had a lot to talk about during their filming for the movie. If you have forgotten, both women have knocked boots with placenta-stew boy Tom Cruise.

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Saint Angelina Has Dumps Like A Truck.

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

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For those of you who haven’t seen “Wanted”, you are missing out on getting a glimpse of Saint Angelina’s tiger tattoo…and her derriere. We’ve already seen a baby hanging off her breast, so apparently Jolie thought it was time to break out the buns!

Angelina got the tattoo, which spreads along her back and over her rear - in 2004 when she was in Thailand. Miss Jolie is said to have 13 tattoos TOTAL.

Click after the jump to see Jolie’s backside tattoo.

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Nicole Kidman Needs Some Gray Magic

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

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Nicole Kidman is on a promoting spree for her big sappy film, “Australia”, along with her hottie co-star Hugh Jackman. Despite so-so reviews by critics, Nicole and Hugh have one fan of their movie that really matters…Oprah. If ticket sales boost because of Oprah’s two cents, perhaps big O could convince Nicole that a little touch up of the roots would do a girl wonders. And, just maybe Nic doesn’t give a rat’s ass if she looks like an old lady, however, I’m thinking the Botox injections prove otherwise.

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Anytomcruiseex, Nicole is proud of her film and tries to convince us that her movie is the shiznit. “Rarely do you get to make a film that you’ve dreamed of doing since you were little, which is to be part of the Australian cinema. I haven’t really had a film that’s done that in a big way,” Kidman said.

Speaking of big, Nicole may go out with a BIG bangin’ dip in the Kanurra waters…meaning girlfriend may pull a Joaquin Phoenix and quit the acting biz fo’ lyfe. More babies may be in the mix for Nic and Keither.

Nicole told a source, “I’m in a place in my life where I’ve had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children,’ said the 41-year-old, who has a 4-month-old girl with Urban and two adopted children Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13, from her marriage to Tom Cruise.

‘There’s many things I want to do besides act.”

As long as singing ISN’T a part of the “things” she wants to do, then we’re okay with that.

And seriously, just a touch of Gray Magic would rock those roots, dahling.

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Brad Pitt Goes Guido

Saturday, November 8th, 2008

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Perfectly covering his top upper lip and trimmed ever so neatly, Brad Pitt debuted his guido-stache as he left a New York restaurant on Thursday night. Definitely Brad wouldn’t be growing a stache for S and G’s because that is just fugs…so it is safe to assume that when he debuts Inglorious Basterds we will be blessed with seeing the thin upper prickly biznass that is Brad’s guido-stache.

Guido boy Brad is currently on a promotional tour for his latest movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Is it just me or does Brad look like he’s aged considerably?

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Sex And The City II?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

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All you Sex and the City fanatics can now breathe a sigh of relief. The long-lived successful series is coming BACK to the big screen for a second time. So, break out the cocktail glasses, drama and sexy time lovers!

Kim Cattrall let the cat out of the bag as a recent guest on the Paul O’ Grady show. When asked if there will be a sequel, Kim replied, “Yes there will.” So, there you have it!

There had been rumors circulating of a possible follow-up film, however Sarah Jessica Parker had sounded pretty pessimistic about the idea, but wasn’t totally against one.

I think once the cast found out how much ching started lining their pockets they thought that milking the series for all its worth is the right thing to do!

Money talks peeps!

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Mariah Has The Right!

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Mariah isn’t a terrible actress, but I admit she’s not Oscar potential. But, hey, in this country we live free and we have the right to dream. Mariah’s new movie “Tennessee” is due out this December. And what better way to promote the highly lamb-anticipated film than by a lovely ballad by the divalicious starlet herself?!

Peep the new song titled “Right To Dream” below:

Me likey. Isn’t it hot tamale?

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It’s The Speedo Challenge!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

There’s another actor in Tinseltown about to take on the world in a Speedo. Though not as well-packaged as Michael Phelps, Tom Hanks has arisen to the challenge.

In the Da Vinci Code sequel, Angels & Demons, producer Brian Grazer announces that the 52-year-old Tom Hanks will be the next male actor to bare (almost) all.

This whole idea made me throw up in my mouth a little. Why Tom, why? It’s been nearly a decade since Tom flaunted his bod on Cast Away. And good gawd, that butt shot from last year’s Charlie Wilson’s War was as bad as seeing Terry Bradshaw’s saggy bare bottom. I had nightmares for weeks after that traumatizing crack show.

Anyflab, nobody with the name Tom should be allowed to wear a Speedo on the big screen. It should be a rule. And yes that DOES mean you too Mr. Scientologist-placenta-stew-cookin’-couch-jumper.

Check out the trailer for Angels & Demons above.

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Tom Cruise Needs A Miracle.

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Sit back, relax, and try not to daydream about consuming the warm hearty placenta stew Mr. Scientology takes pride in. It’s not always about the stew, peeps. I’ve planned out Tom’s summer for him and strongly believe he should consider entering his concoction in next year’s county fair. Heck, even a county fair world tour would be a placenta-rific idea. A handful of blue ribbons is almost as good as an Oscar.

Anyflick, there’s no denying the fact that Tommy Cruise IS a washed-up actor who NEEDS a good movie to resurrect his star. And, THIS, my friends, is his attempt at a comeback.

“Valkyrie” is Tommy’s latest project and is set to get people talking. Check out the trailer for the new flick and let me know what ya think.

Will Tommy fall flat on his face and be forced to seek a new career avenue?

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