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Macy Gray, Is That You?

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

No, Macy Gray is hiding somewhere in a cave, sewing together some geometric-shaped ensemble for her next public appearance. This is Halle Berry, y’all.

As part of her next role as a woman with a severe multiple personality disorder in the movie “Frankie and Alice”, Berry has become one with nature. No makeup. No hair gel or straighteners. Halle is afro-ed out.

This beotch could be in rags and have zit cream all over her face and still be gorgeous. She’s one of few and far between!

BTW, has anyone seen that baby daddy of hers?

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Box Office: Weekend of November 28th

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

1. “Four Christmases,” $31.7 million.

2. “Bolt,” $26.6 million.

3. “Twilight,” $26.4 million.

4. “Quantum of Solace,” $19.5 million.

5. “Australia,” $14.8 million.

6. “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa,” $14.5 million.

7. “Transporter 3,” $12.3 million.

8. “Role Models,” $5.3 million.

9. “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas,” $1.7 million.

10. “Milk,” $1.4 million.

Source: Box Office Mojo

Quote Of The Week

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

“I just love seeing those things (wrinkles),” she says. “I am enjoying my face changing, as well as realizing that at the same time, as you get older, the machine isn’t as well-oiled as it was.”

Kate Winslet, On Getting Old And Wrinkly

What Happened To Ethan Hawke?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Ok, so I used to have this big oogly googly-eyed crush on Ethan Hawke that started in about 1989…you know, the Dead Poet Society days. My heart used to drop upon seeing his twinkling eyes and his sparkling Crest-white-stripped toothy smile.

Nineteen years later, I’m looking at these photos of Ethan from the “What Doesn’t Kill You” press conference and reminiscing of the days when I was playing kissy face with THAT in MY dreams. Oh, hell no. I seriously threw up in my mouth.

It seems to me the days of a new wife and more kids has taken its toll on the ex-hottie actor. I’m hoping that the makeup crew of the “What Doesn’t Kill You” team performed some major miracles because my dear Ethan is pruning up like a raisin.

I mean, seriously, do I need to make a trip to my eye doctor to get re-examined or is Ethan suddenly deteriorating?

Click for more creepy pics of Ethan, after the jizzzz-up.
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Box Office: Weekend of November 14th

Monday, November 17th, 2008

1. “Quantum of Solace,” $70.4 million.

2. “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa,” $36.1 million.

3. “Role Models,” $11.7 million.

4. “High School Musical 3: Senior Year,” $5.9 million.

5. “Changeling,” $4.2 million.

6. “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” $3.2 million.

7. “Soul Men,” $2.43 million.

8. “The Secret Life of Bees,” $2.4 million.

9. “Saw V,” $1.8 million.

10. “The Haunting of Molly Hartley,” $1.6 million.

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Media By Numbers

Leona Lewis Gets Tipsy.

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Leona Lewis is usually one to enjoy quiet nights at home cuddled up with her teddy bears while watching romantic chick flicks. But, last night, Goody Too-shoes Leona let her hair down for once.

Leona started off at a Glamour magazine partay thrown in her honor at the Sanderson Hotel in the UK before moving on to a star-studded Agent Provocateur catwalk show.

Girlfriend got a tad tipsy! Oops! We hope she drank lots of water and popped a couple Advil when she got home. Otherwise, today might be unpleasant for the songstress.

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Box Office: Weekend of November 7th

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

1. “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa,” $63.5 million.

2. “Role Models,” $19.3 million.

3. “High School Musical 3: Senior Year,” $9.3 million.

4. “Changeling,” $7.3 million.

5. “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” $6.5 million.

6. “Soul Men,” $5.6 million.

7. “Saw V,” $4.2 million.

8. “The Haunting of Molly Hartley,” $3.5 million.

9. “The Secret Life of Bees,” $3.1 million.

10. “Eagle Eye,” $2.6 million.

Source: Media By Numbers

Quote Of The Week

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Leo at the premiere of the “Body of Lies” movie he stars in. Say cheese!

“I’ll never reach that state of popularity again. And I’m not going to try.”

—Leonardo DiCaprio, on why he’s not searching for Jack Dawson fame

Image Source: Wire Image

Will Suri Be A Big Sis Soon?

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Now that Suri is off the bottle and starting to walk on her own two feet, Scientologist Tom is thinking it’s time for some sweet Stepford sexy time with his wifey Katie Holmes.

Conner and Isabelle, Tom and Nicole’s adopted children, are supposedly longing for a baby brother. And, unless Nicole swims in the magical waters of Kannurra again, there will not be another rug rat implanted in Nicole’s vaginal canal. Plus at her old age, it isn’t exactly a brilliant idea to get preggers. The weight of the world then lies in the magic of Katie’s vagina.

A source told OK! magazine, “At 41, Nicole knows she’s not likely to have another baby. It’s obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother. Katie and Tom very much want another baby [too]. There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier.”

But, will Tommy’s sperm be able to swim in the right direction to impregnate Katie with a boy? Perhaps there is some sort of Scientology chant that can prep the mind and the body for the difficult task at hand?

I personally would love to see another dark-haired bowl-cutted Xenu child. Wouldn’t you?

Image Source: Wire Image