Things aren’t getting any better for our friend Amy Winehouse. Amy made her return to the stage yesterday at V Festival where she was booed by the audience after keeping the crowd and her band waiting.

According to a source, Amy appeared to be sallow-faced and grubby with dark smears of make-up around her eyes. Not only that but she coughed and spluttered her way through the set, forgetting the words to Back to Black and mumbling to herself between songs.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to see that this chick is slowly dying. Can someone please help this woman before she shaves her hair off?

Whether you like it or not, prepare to see more and more and more of Jessica Simpson…only we will be seeing the country-bumpkin side of Jessica. You ready, ya’ll? Jessica is preparing for her country album titled “Do You Know” to be released September 8th. I’m not sure what it is what we are supposed to know, but the mystery of not knowing what she wants us to know is just Jessica’s sneaky way of tricking us into dishing out some dough for her pockets. (One thing I do KNOW is that Papa Joe is working behind-the-scenes developing a sneaky PR stunt to whip out at us…sneaky fox that he is…Sneaky, sneaky Papa Joe.)

Oh, and don’t be surprised if along the promotional tour you see Jessica pull some Dolly Parton’s.

Jess told a source, “Dolly is awesome! I idolize her. And she is beautiful. I would love to be just like her. I have worked with her and it was great.”

That’s ALL we need is another Dolly Parton.

I always thought something about Mary-Kate was fishy. (Ashley is definitely the lesser of two evils, but I’m guessing she is no saint either.) Ok, I don’t like the girl. I mean, come on….growing up on the Full House set could not have been all sunshine and rainbows. It’s been a ROUGH life for Mary-Kate Olsen. Not. Rough in the sense she gets what she wants when she wants it.

Tuesday night Mary-Kate was spotted hanging out with Joel Madden (you know, the one with the kid and baby mama at home). I’m guessing they are just bonding on a “twin” level here or she was making a “special delivery” to Joel on his tour bus. They’ve been longtime buddies, so I suspect Joel and Mary-Kate were just catching up on life. Pfft. MK equals trouble in my book.

Well, peeps, apparently hiding out didn’t do Amy Winehouse any good. Pretty much a record, Amy was only seen out in public TWICE in the last month. We thought a miracle may had happened as we saw her returning to the studio. We were hoping maybe Amy was all work, little play. However, I am disappointed to say that Amy is still the same ole’ G with an anger management problem worse than Naomi Campbell. (In fact to see those two rumble in a ring would be an event I would empty my life savings to see.)

So, here’s how Amy’s eventful night went down, according to a source:

Amy was working at a fundraiser when she lashed out in anger at a fan who tried to take a picture of her on a mobile phone. (She’ll smash your phone peeps!)

The singer toyed with paparazzi as she threw her jacket around, ran along the street and told her bodyguards to try to close a garage forecourt while she bought cigarettes.

After leaving Dingwall’s by the back exit she headed to a local petrol station to pick up a deck of cards and then ran off trying to lose her entourage.

As she went past a pub next to her house she picked up a glass and threw it at a photographer.

The Sun also reported that she slapped a passer-by who touched her shoulder, seemingly concerned for her health.

Wow. This ALL while she had her goddaughter along with her, who looks to be about 11 years old. First of all, where is HER mother? I wouldn’t let my pet fish spend an evening with Amy Winehouse, let alone a CHILD. Good grief.

My divalicious girl MC and her man-of-the-year Nick Cannon spent some time on Honeymoon number 39948737489….this time in Capri. Love it! (Just this past weekend, the newlyweds attended a party put on by producer LA Reid, in their honor.)

This honeymoon was all about champagne, canoodling on a private yacht, and swimming in the shade. Where’s Nick? Shouldn’t HE be hoisting up his woman from out of the water? I think he’s slackin’ a little bit.

Nope. Just mannin’ the boat.

Is this BEFORE or AFTER she pushed him in the water? (we kid) They look like two happy 12-year-olds in love. He on one end of the boat…she on the other. Well, as long as our girl MC is happy, WE’RE happy.

By the way…Where’s the next honeymoon going to be?

Even though she still vehemently denies a teen romance with Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez manages to show her PUBLIC support for her boyfriend and his group The Jonas Brothers. Check out the video above.

Kind of annoying right?

Has Jen’s tour ended here? Unfortunately, yes, peeps. No more tour time for Jennifer! No more watching John’s constipation faces live in concert. No more Courtney-David Arquette double dates. (Looks like Jen is left to be the third wheel ONCE again!) No more lovin’ and rubbin’ by the pool. No more nothin. No more Jen and John. So sad.

A source said, “They had a great time together but they are just in different places in their lives right now,” says a source of Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 30, who kicked off their courtship in April.

A friend of Mayer adds that a reconciliation isn’t necessarily out of the question: “He never ends things with a clean slate. He likes to dwell on these relationships and sort everything out before saying goodbye for good.”

Well, that’s another chick to cross off Johnny’s “To Do” list. Movin’ on!

The Britster must be running low on cash as she now can be seen on the cover of Ok Magazine whoring herself out AND her two sons as well. Sad, sad, sad.

The disappointment here comes when you find out Britney doesn’t reveal anything too juicy to the gossip mag at all…like what really happened with Sam Lufti, where Adnan is and if she still has sexy time with him…you know, things we WANT to know. Instead, she dishes out how she felt about her baby sister Jamie Spears’ pregnancy and how she would feel if her boys became involved in the entertainment industry. Boo.

So what does she say you are DYING to know?  Here are the HIGHLIGHTS of the interview, if you can call them that.

About her boys being involved in the biz-nass:

I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.

(You mean like, be able to eat Cheetos and drink Frapps until they came out their ears? And, hold onto mommy’s cigarettes while she smokes it up like a chimney?)

About Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:

I was shocked a little bit.  She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.

(But secretly you KNOW Britney wanted her little sis to have a baby boy. Those MUST be some good drugs she is on.)

About her new album:

I think it is more urban.  I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.

(Britney, at the piano?  Huh?  Am I missing something here?  Perhaps she bought a piano that she sits at to pretend she’s playing, because I didn’t think Brit knew how to play anything other than “Mary Had A Little Lamb”…and even THAT is stretching it.  If that is the case…this album is gonna SUCK!)

Yawn.

So, it might not be a national holiday, but it may as well be. As the Jonas Brothers release their SECOND album, today was a huge day of promotions for the boys. And, I kind of feel like an uber-geek to say this, but, I am kind of digging these guys. I admit it, okay?! (Perhaps it is the Nick Carter/Aaron Carter-esque sound Nick Jonas has that turns my crank? Eh. Who knows.)

According to a source, Hundreds of Jonas Brothers fans mobbed the Apple Store in Soho tonight (Tuesday) night to watch the trio celebrate new disc “A Little Bit Longer” by recording an EP for iTunes’ Live From Soho series.

By the time Apple’s website announced the surprise same-day appearance by Kevin, Joe and Nick, a crowd of 100 had already set up camp.

Ummm, hello?! Jonas fans KNOW everything. In fact, I am sure some of them were still camped out from earlier in the week. (There are some HARDCORE JoBros fans out there, let me tell ya!)

Did you buy the new JoBros album?

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ScarJo and her fiance Ryan Reynolds spent some nauseating lovey-dovey time in Malibu which included a little big of hog-riding, shopping, and smooching time….

Scarlett may have the best cho-chas in Hollywood, but that doesn’t mean she makes the best decisions! Oh no, sirrie my lovelies! We all know her debut album FLOPPED hardcore and it wasn’t due to her poor choice of artist to cover. “Anywhere I Lay My Head,” a collection of Tom Waits covers, debuted in May and SUCKED. BADLY.

Scarlett told a source, “It was fantastic to do that album. Not only live with that music that I love everyday, but I just worked with such wonderful musicians who are so talented.”

Ok, that is all fine and dandy, but…you can’t expect those “wonderful musicians” to carry you, my dear.

The REALLY bad news here is that Scarlett is attempting album NUMBER TWO. Yep. Not sure whose REAL idea that was. It was probably Ryan’s. He probably told her she really sounded GOOD! Pfft.

Let’s be honest here…perhaps sticking to something we are half ways decent at would be a better idea?