Despite Papa Jamie’s leash on Brit Brit and helping her get her feet pointed in the right direction, Brit Brit is sad. A bag of Cheetos and a frappe always helps me cope with the day to day hoopla of being a gossip blogger.

If you didn’t watch the much-anticipated Brit documentary, you didn’t miss a whole lot. The revelations weren’t shocking and there was no mention of Adnan, Psycho Sam Lufti, or the whacked out pink wig episodes. C’mon you KNOW you wanted to hear about that Cheeto-ness. I did.

What I got out of the whole one hour jibber jabber was that despite Papa Jamie helping her with shiznit, Brit Brit wants to be free from the conservatorship and wants to be free to search for that new gold-digging husband.

One of the most disturbing quotes from Cheeto Brit’s mouth was one which she told her friends,
‘I’m going to write the man of my dreams on my arm. I’m going to get married next year and have babies. Watch!” Ummm okay. Somehow I don’t think this beotch has learned.

‘You can’t really go there in a complete state of happiness because you’re scared it’s going to be taken away. So it’s better just not to feel anything at all and to have hope to feel the other way….When I tell people the way I feel they hear me, but they’re really not listening. They hear what they want to hear. They don’t really listen to what I’m telling them.

She started to sob as she added: “It’s bad. I’m sad.”

The truth of the matter is that Brit Brit has had ALL the chances and possibilities to have a great life, but because she is ignorant right now, she is just a cow who is being milked for mad Cheeto money. Because her comeback performances have been nothing to write home about, I’m thinking girlfriend needs to disappear off the radar. Earn her kids back and just leave. The end.

Click after the jump for pics of Brit in London, greeting fans and smiling that Cheetorific smile. BTW, isn’t that the balcony Michael Jackson dangled Blanket from?
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Courtney Love is one of the most eccentric chicks out there in the world. And, for some reason Elle chose Miss Love as its cover for the month of January. In the issue, Love talks sex, fashion, drugs, and why SHE helped pave the way for Britney’s very public breakdown. Read some of the interview highlights below.

On How SHE Helped Britney Spears

“I had a long, hard fall. I set the stage for Britney to crash and burn. I went through it all first.”

On Her Drug Use When She Was Preggers

“My daughter knows I did drugs in my first trimester of pregnancy. She weighed 7lb 6oz when she was born and she was healthy.”

On Her Relationship With Russell Brand

“Look, I swear that Russell Brand and me are just really good friends. I don’t want to have sex with him. I actually have a very satisfactory sexual life, thank you very much.”

On Rumors That She Lost Weight With The Help Of A Lap Band

“Baby, if I could get a gastric band I would! I’ve heard it’s a lot of vomiting and a pain in the ass, but it’s still easier than a diet. I did go to see a Hollywood doctor about it. I wasn’t desperate, I just knew I had to do something. He said no. I might have been fat, but I wasn’t that fat. I tried lipo on my stomach after that. It was horrible and it didn’t work.”

The January issue of Elle is on newsstands now.

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Britney was called up by Simon Cowell to perform on the live UK reality show “X-Factor” (the United States equivalent to “American Idol) to stage a comeback performance. Successfully Britney’s appearance attracted the series’s highest audience of 12.8 million. But, it wasn’t all Cheetos and frappes for the orange-stained-fingered star.

Britney pissed off the Brits by performing in true Britney style…prancing out in skimpy attire and NOT showcasing her voice.

In fact, on the show that features wanna-be singers, Brit did not sing a lick. According to a source, Britney mimed to her new hit “Womanizer” on the show on Saturday night, apparently because she wanted to concentrate fully on her dance routine. By contrast, all the contestants, who are not professional singers, had to deliver their own performance live.

All the contestants I am sure felt pretty good about their performances after seeing the Britster “live”. Unfortunately, they may not ever be as famous Britney is or was. Such is life!

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Miami was full of love and puppydog tails as Madge and her Vadge took to the stage to entertain. Madge’s little puppy Alex Rodriguez was sitting front row at the concert and seemed love struck as Madge strut her stuff across the stage in her black leotard.

Rumor has it as Madge sang the song “You Must Love Me”, Madge stared at the baseball star with her beady little flirtatious eyes, as if the song was directed towards him. Ooooo, saucy.

At one point during the performance, Madge reached down and asked A-Rod to pass her his bottle of water.

A fan told E! News: “It was easy for him to hand it off because he was sitting in the front row. He was all excited watching her perform.”

I’m sure he was damn excited…especially for that sleepover the pair shared at A-Rod’s rental home on Miami’s exclusive Star Island after the big show.

In fact, sources tell E! they spent several nights together in Miami during the days leading up to her Wednesday night concert at Dolphin Stadium. Surprising? Not so much. Madge has got this man wrapped around her wrinkly vadge.

According to the Miami Herald, the couple then partied with friends and other musicians at Soffer’s home until 5 a.m. on Thanksgiving day.

Despite reports that Rodriguez planned to fly to the Big Apple with Madge for turkey later in the day, Madge remained in Miami.

How long before Madge starts putting a leash around A-Rod’s neck? So far it seems A-Rod is lovin’ something that Madge has and I would hope it is not that wrinkly vadge.

Click after the jump for more of A-Rod’s lovestruck faces at the Miami show.
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Madge must have pissed A-Rod off because now he’s spending the Thanksgiving holiday with his ex-wife and kids, instead of her. That Madge. But contrary to reports, spin spin spin….

A source told People, “He always had every intention of spending the holiday with Cynthia, the family, and his two daughters. There was never any intention of him flying back. The allegations regarding this trip to New York [to be with Madonna] couldn’t be anything farther from the truth,” the source says.

According to the source, A-Rod is planning on having dinner with Cynthia and their two children Tuesday night, and that Cynthia was “outraged” by the reports he wasn’t going to be with the family.

“Her mother and father and other family members are flying in” for the holiday, the source says. “They’ll all have a huge family get-together. Alex will be there for that, and be there the entire long weekend.”

Yep. Madge and her Vadge are going to be oh so lonely this Thanksgiving. That actually brought a little tear to my eye…oh wait, I had an eyelash on my pupil. Nevermind.

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Madge is finally opening up her wrinkly trap about her marriage that went wrong. We know Madge was a Vadge controller and a Kabbalah freakoid, but we want to know how Madge really feels. And, believe me, she is letting us know whether we want to hear it or not. She wants us to know that deep down, she really does experience emotion and does in fact have real feelings. Hmmmm…there’s a fun little fact for ya to swallow.

Madonna told a source, “I’m sad about my personal life, but I feel very blessed and very lucky that I have the opportunity to do what I do in my professional life. It would be horrible if I was just thinking about getting a divorce and had nothing to do.”

Oh, it would be awful because then you’d have to worry about your children’s well-being and how they are doing in all this drama. Funny how Madge doesn’t mention them for even one hot minute.

Poor, poor pitiful Madge.

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Well as personal as the Britster is “allowed” to get with interviewers these days. Rolling Stone’s Jenny Elisco received the Cheeto-rific honor to visit with the pop princess in a very strict and more guarded environment. Not only did Rolling Stone need to submit the questions to Britney and her camp beforehand, but they were forbidden to talk about the conservatorship. The Rolling Stone issue doesn’t hit newsstands until Friday, but we’ve dug up some highlights for you to enjoy. Peep ‘em below:

On Her Tater Tot and Small Fry:

“Every time they come to visit me, I think about how they’re such special people. Like, they’re going to preschool now! I went there to pick them up on Friday, and seeing them in their little classroom and seeing Jayden being bad or not listening? It’s like, those are mine, and it’s just crazy, you know what I mean? And the things that are coming out of their mouths right now — they’re learning so much, and it’s new, and you never know what they’re going to say, and they’re so smart yet so innocent. They’re obsessed with monsters, and every night we look outside, and we have to show them that there’s no monsters out there. It’s dark outside, but there’s nothin’ out there, you know?”

On K-Fed’s Amazing Parenting Skills:

“(The boys) are starting to learn words like stupid, and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”

On chaperoned dates:

“Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad. He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. … So I had to get dessert first. And the other date I had, the guy was really, really tall and a lot older. … We’re trying to ask him questions, like, ‘OK, you’re into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?’ And he was like, ‘Oh, all kinds.’ … But you know how silly we are, so we were just cracking up.”

On her life post-breakdown:

“I feel like an old person now . . .I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don’t go out or anything.”

Sounds like girlfriend is still on a leash. I’m afraid Brit has a LONG ways to go before she will be able to be out on her own. But, BIG kudos to Papa Spears for keeping Brit under lock and key! It’s apparently what she needed.

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Xtina emulates Madonna performing a plethora of her oldies and her latest hits:
Beyonce gets chicken-fried on us…shaking and gyrating sans her 15 lb. wedding ring:
Kanye explores his inner-Pavarotti with his auto-tuned mic:

Mr. Nick Carey takes the stage with his obviously emotional, possibly preggers cash hound who performs her latest hit, “Stay In Love”. Did anyone else think MC was trying to hold back the tears in the beginning? Per usual, MC delivered:

The original boy band still makes hearts flutter. You can diss these boys old men all you want. They’re driving Lamborghinis and eating $20 steaks. You’re driving a Pontiac and eating ramen noodles.:

Miley Cyrus celebrates her 16th birthday by going nuts on stage:
Taylor Swift gets emotional during “White Horse” performance. See what you did, Joe Jonas!

Rihanna good songs, almost-put-me-to-sleep performance. Where’s J-Tizzle?
Nicole Scherzinger’s voice was lackin’, the dancin’, however was risque. Were the poles really necessary?
The Jo Bros rocked the stage and the teeny-bopper screams were present. I must add…Joe’s eyebrows were slick and pretty much perfection. That’s all.
Pink rocked the hiz-ouse sober. Plain and simple:

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Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist
Rihanna

Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist
Chris Brown

Favorite Country Band/Duo/Group
Rascal Flatts

Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Album
Kanye West, Graduation

Favorite Country Male Artist
Brad Paisley

Favorite Pop/Rock Album
Alicia Keys, As I Am

Favorite Country Female Artist
Taylor Swift

Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist
Rihanna

Favorite Rap/Hip Hop Male Artist
Kanye West

Breakthrough Artist
Jonas Brothers

Favorite Soul/R&B Album
Alicia Keys, As I Am

Award of Merit
Annie Lennox

Favorite Pop/Rock Band/Group/Duo
Daughtry

Artist of the Year
Chris Brown

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“I’d like to thank everybody who accepted me trying to break new boundaries in music.”

“It’s our responsibility as musicians to keep pushing each other, to keep competing with each other. It’s a really great competition,” he told the audience. “I see artists like Beyonce and Alicia Keys and Rihanna and Chris Brown and Chris Martin all in the same room and we’re going to push this music to the point where it was like in the 1960s and ’70s where you talk about Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles. We will be the new Beatles. We will be the new Hendrix. They say in any other industry, you know, you’re supposed to do better than the past … but when you say, ‘I want to be Elvis,’ they say, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Well, I wanna be Elvis.”

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