Even the REAL Lindsay Lohan isn’t believable when it comes to social networking sites. In particular, LiLo set up a “fake” profile of herself on Facebook under the pseudonym “Bella Vita”, however, Facebook put the ole’ big fat HOLD on her account because they didn’t believe it was her. They REALLY thought it was her firecrotch speaking or Branden Davis being a big ole’ douche.

Now if that isn’t hilarious…the blog she posts on her official Myspace page is even more entertaining as LiLo sends out a message to the techies at Facebook. She writes:

Upset with Facebook

Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..

Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.

maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..

phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….

love love love ,
Lindsay Dee

Take that, Facebook! And for those bitches who keep emailing LiLo asking if her and her lesbo pal Samantha Ronson are through…you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself. LiLo confirms her love for SamRon is still present…again…on Myspace.

oy vey! rumors..

just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.

samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up

take care
xxLL

So there you have it, bitches! Eat.your.words.

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Yesterday, Perez Hilton posted a quote that Selena Gomez supposedly said in regards to ex-boyfriends breaking her heart.

“I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don’t write a song about it. They don’t deserve it!”

However, Selena took to her Myspace page to clear up this supposed quote that she spewed from her teenage mouth.

Selena said,

There was recently a quote released about me saying that I don’t write songs about ex boyfriends, I may have been misunderstood and would like to clear that up. Most of my songs are about love, I am a 16 year old teenager and I sing about what is on every girls mind. Love. What I was implying was that the songs I sing about, the boys who have hurt me or that are no longer in my life don’t deserve a song to be written about them but, that’s impossible. Writing and singing is a gateway to sharing and getting out feelings.
I hope that I have cleared up any confusion I may have caused to my fans! You guys rock and mean the world to me!

Take care and God bless,

Selena

Hmmmmm. To me, Selena seems like a people-pleaser/butt kisser and would say one thing to one person and another thing to another just to make them happy. Kids will be kids.

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It wasn’t a good weekend for the unemployed lesbian firecrotch. Lindsay Lohan and her lover SamRon arrived at the VIP Room Theater in Paris only for LiLo to be greeted by being pelted in the chi chis with a flour bomb. Apparently PETA wasn’t digging the fur Lindsay was wearing that night. Oops.

The owner of the nightclub helped LiLo dust off her flour-covered blue sequined dress and her animal shawl before she posed on the flour dusted red carpet. SamRo was set to spin tracks for a crowd that included reggae rapper Shaggy and annoying Katy Perry.

You can check out the actual “flouring” here:

In defense of her gal pal, SamRon took to her Myspace blog to rant about the “flouring” incident.

“Flour Power

I posted a blog last week that angered some people who didn’t know how to read properly, I then wasted my own time defending myself and now I regret that.

There is a fine line that distinguishes the difference between exercising our freedom of expression and offending others, for example the debate regarding freedom of speech vs. hate speech…. i feel that this principle should apply to protestors also. It’s a pity that some groups feel the need to assault people as opposed to fighting with words.

Whenever I feel the need to vent about something that feels unfair to me I reach for my computer, I don’t run out of the house with abusive intentions. I don’t expect everyone to react the same way, but I do expect people to respect each other. Maybe that’s my first mistake? It seems lately I am learning that there are too many people who put another species before their fellow man and that’s sad. I don’t wear fur, but I don’t think I have the right to ATTACK those who do. No one has that right.

PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks (the blog removal was too little too late) and today I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person. I would have more respect for them if they didn’t use other people to get their point across. Lindsay, Mary Kate, Ashley Olsen, Anna Wintour and the rest of the targeted celebrities aren’t the problem, I’m pretty sure they’re not the only ones wearing fur, in fact, they should be appreciated by PETA for giving them a target. If it weren’t for them, who would get them press?????

I know I’m probably going to get a lot of angry emails in response, but I don’t really care. I got enough last week for no reason so I’m more than happy to ignore the nastiness after seeing what I saw last night. I’m not about to throw on a fur coat in retaliation, but had I had one within reach, I’m not sure I would have walked away from it.

p.s. when was the last time you saw an animal attack one of its own in defense of a human? hmmmmm….. that’s one to grow on!

p.s.s. i think there are plenty of families that could have used that flour for a meal. nice job, lady.”

Image Source: Wire Image

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Even though they supposedly never were a couple, Taylor Swift is filling in the public in how she got dumped by Jonas Brother Joe Jonas. We. Knew. It. All. Along.

Get this…pretty boy Joe dumped Taylor by phone. Yeah, I know, right?! Taylor dished out the dirt to E! news, “Yeah, it’s not fun—it was a 27-second phone call, yeah!” Wowsers. On a positive note, at least he DID call her. He could have totally blew her off. But, I know…still…it was a jerk-off move on his part.

But then again, they ARE teenagers. Isn’t that what teenagers do when they break up with someone?

These two still have plenty of learning and loving to do.

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Ashton Kutcher is not just a pretty face married to an old lady. He’s a big and bad football coach, bitches. I had really no idea that Mr. Kutcher was athletic, let alone football coach quality. But…he is an A-list celebrity, therefore he can do what he wants when he wants. Period. Ashton Kutcher…an inspiration to many. Check out the wise words Ashy invites us to read from his Myspace blog:

the latest and greatest

hola amigos long time no chat. I was clicking the keys latenight and thought I might just wax a little philosophy on the myspot page. The wifey is away shooting a film and I’m holding down the fort here in lala land. I’m pleased to report that my Harvard Westlake football team is 4-2. I am blessed to step on the gridiron every week with a great group of individuals that understand that the collective force is greater that any individual can ever be. A lot of people have asked me why I decided to start coaching. I’ve thought about it a lot because at first I would say “it’s just something I’ve always wanted to do” but to be honest there are a lot of things I’ve always wanted to do. So as I dig deeper I’ve actually found that the truth is that it’s something I’ve always been afraid to do. I was afraid of the time commitment. I was afraid that I would look stupid. I was afraid that the players wouldn’t listen to my football advice, I was afraid that the advice that I gave wouldn’t be very good. I’ve have many situations in my life where I’ve had an opportunity to extend my self and walked away for many of those reasons. And though coaching a football team is no great step for man kind I finding that it’s a great step for me and that I’m not there to teach them they are there to teach me.

In other news, I would like to thank the person who wrote this article for the la times
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/10/ashton-kutchers.html
I believe that you have recognized the seed level of my desire to build blahgirls.com for teenage girls. I don’t believe that there are too many places that honestly depict teenage girls. They are underestimated at every turn and ten times more savy than anyone gives them credit for. If we are not honest about them, with them, and to them, and we don’t deliver them the same truths that our media assets have been more than willing to serve up to teenage boys, we will continue to ensure a sexual divide for generations.
Sexual curiosity is not dirty, it’s human!
Check out Blahgirls.com for more. Oh by the way if you become a fan of the katalyst facebook page I’m doing a bunch of video blogging. also I have a live qik feed at qik.com/ashton lot’s of love ak

Thank you Ashton for enlightening us.

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To call someone who cares. Seriously. Or better yet…how ’bout a muzzle? The thought of keeping mini-Hulk quiet for one hot minute would be spectacular…but nah, that wouldn’t work. That still wouldn’t prevent her from typing her useless, idiotic rants on her Myspace page. Brooke took to her bloggy blog to let us know how “blissful” she feels now that her lil’ jailbird brother will be released from his cell in just one day. Yay. We’re elated.

Hey you guys…as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow…I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends…and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him…. Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day.

There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn’t make it through another day… Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can’t even repeat on here… It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don’t know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people….were just going through a really hard time, and so is John’s family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate…its probably the most far off. I didn’t come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can’t wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac’n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!

Love you guys!
brooke

Well, now that I know Nicky will be out of the slammer in 24 hours, it’s official. I hereby declare tomorrow NATIONAL STAY INDOORS DAY. That is the only way to be safe, my dears. I want to extend a special thank you to Brooke for warning us. That was sweet.

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LiLo was all about comfort and ventilation for her sticks yesterday as she launched her lovely line of leggings. Try saying that three times fast! Wowsers. In celebration of her launch, Lindsay donned a “holey” pair. Classy, right?

Before the launch, Lindsay shared her excitement on none-other-than her Myspace blog:

6126 Launch is today at Henri Bendel NY

I’m thrilled to announce that my new fashion collection, 6126 is finally ready for launch!!

I love to wear leggings, so it should come as no surprise
that my first venture into the world of fashion design is with leggings!

I named the collection after Marilyn Monroe¹s birth
date, because to me she represents timeless, confident glam ­and that is
the voice of this brand.

Our holiday collection is pretty eclectic from gold zippers to leather detailing, to buttery soft cashmere. I hope you enjoy the collection as much as I enjoyed making it.

To celebrate this exciting occasion, I have partnered with one of my favorite stores, Henri Bendel, for a fun shopping event. We are also giving
a percentage of all sales from 6126 that evening to Ovarian Cancer Research
a cause very close to my heart.

If you are in NY, TODAY, join me at Henri Bendel from
6 to 8pm.
(712 5th Avenue, 1st Floor)

xx,

LL

Charlotte Ronson (Sam’s twin sister), Ali Lohan, and pal AJ Calloway were on hand to show Linz support.

Click after the jump for more of LiLo at her legging launch.
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Craig David is one of my all-time favorite R and B artists, so if this sounds a tad biased, well, it is. But, I also must add, that Craig is a TRUE talent. Many Americans may think that Craig has disappeared, but that is so not true. Craig has been doing his thing in the UK and is as popular over there as he SHOULD be here. For my fellow CD fans, you can expect a Greatest Hits album to be released on November 24th!

According to Craig’s MySpace, the album will be released as a CD and will be available to download, as well as a special edition CD/DVD with exclusive video footage! HOLLA!

Here’s a little sneak peek to Craig’s new single called “Insomnia”, courtesy of kamdizzle4573.

Just for old time’s sake, check out one of Craig’s big hits here in the U.S., “7 Days”.

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It’s been just three weeks since the horrible plane crash that killed four people, leaving DJ AM and Travis Barker severely burned, but miraculously…alive. Travis took to his Myspace blog yesterday to thank YOU, his fans and friends for the well wishes and support. Check out Travis’s blog entry below:

Thank you

I want to give my deepest thanks to everyone who has helped deal with the current situation. First and foremost, Chris and Che were my friends. I would give up anything to have them here with us today, healthy and happy. To call them my employees does them such a disservice, as they were so much more than that. Chris was my best friend before anything else, and I can never put into words how much he will be missed. Che was an amazing person as well, and I was honored to have him in my life.

I am simply amazed and will be forever grateful for all the support everyone has shown to Chris and Che’s families. Its a testament to how many lives they touched in a positive way.

Like the doctors said from the beginning, its been a slow recovery process. I am coming up on the 7th of my surgeries Monday. Today I finally was able to move all my fingers on my right hand. Every step seems huge at this point, and Im doing EVERYTHING I can possibly do to get back to my kids. Yes, I did start eating meat again, but if it helps me to be home holding my little humans sooner, then its all worth it. The staff here are all bomb! Dr. Grossman and his staff are the best. The BOSS Barbara, and nurses Betty, Jay , Emily, Julio, Lolita, and Stephanie (with the best scrubs ever!) are all taking the best care of me.

My good friend Armen has been kind enough to save me from the hospital food, and brings Jamba Juice, Wahoos, or whatever else I need to keep my calories and protein levels high.

Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, Ive been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and in Georgia. The hospitals Ive been treated at are THE BEST.

My friends and family have been amazing. My pops has been with me ANY time I need him. My sisters, James, Skinhead Rob, Daniel, Hoover, Armen and of course Ricardo and Nicole, have all shown amazing support. JD and Mark Hoppus both took the time to come visit and offer their support as well. Estevan Oriol even came in with a calendar.

Saying “thank you” to all these guys just wouldn’t be enough…

I got to see AM the other day. Seeing him after he was discharged was an inspiration. I saw just how awesome the doctors’ work here is, and got to see how well he is doing. I am so happy to see him doing well, and we are both so lucky and grateful that we are alive today.

Im even using some of this time to help design the summer ‘09 Famous line. Maxx, Jose, Bill have been awesome helping to keep the machine going. These are some seriously dedicated people, and Im lucky to call them friends.

Now Im just counting the days until I can leave. I cant wait to get home to play drums with my son, and go for bike rides with my daughter. I cant wait to see the pictures from Landon’s “Jack and Sally Nightmare Before Christmas” birthday party that we had for him today. I am bummed that I couldn’t be there, but thank God Ill be around to see many, many more.

Thank you everyone for your support!

Keep on being strong, Travis! You are an inspiration to many.

Image Source: Travis’s Myspace page

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Check out Gavin DeGraw’s new video for his new single “Cheated On Me”. I must admit I love myself some Gavin.

Gavin also posted this on his Myspace in regards to his new video:

Cheated On Me

Hey,

Vote, vote, vote for my video if you get the chance: “CHEATED”.

It’s the first video I’ve been able to actually be involved as the writer of. Plus I got to cameo my brother Joey & a few of my friends in it too. And a few other surprises…

Love you guys,

Gavin DeGraw

Any happy little thoughts on the “Cheated” vid?

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