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Naomi Campbell Wants A Baby.

Monday, September 15th, 2008

We know Naomi Campbell as a famous supermodel and a feisty one at that. But, is it wise for her to reproduce? Who am I to question…all I am concerned with is if and when that baby comes out it starts throwing things at people…cell phones…cameras…punches…poop chunks…That is a legit cause for concern, right? I think so.

In all seriousness, sometimes a baby can soften someone and perhaps that is exactly what Miss Naomi needs. Naomi tells a source, “I understand when people say ‘Listen to your body, your body tells you. So yes, I’d love to have a baby.”

And what better person to reproduce with than her billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin? He isn’t bad looking by any means and what’s even better is he has Benjamin’s coming out his butt.

“I was not able to have children up until March,” the British beauty added. “Now it’s in God’s hands. I would love to have a family but it’s up to God. I do want to have kids. I’m 38 years old.”

Campbell had a small cyst removed that had caused infertility concern. But, after the removal, reproductive systems are all go!

Kanye West’s Mugshot

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

I can’t wait to see it. Will he smile a cheesy grin or fashionably Vogue pose for his mugshot? Or will Kanye attempt to grab the camera from the booker and smash that too?

Today Kanye must have been having a bad day and decided to take his anger out on an innocent photographer who just wanted a still photo. Besides, isn’t getting your picture taken something Mr. West should be used to? You would think so, but today Kanye wasn’t having any part of it. OH NO HE WASN’T! In fact it all ended with Kanye getting arrested.

It all went down at the American Airlines terminal at LAX airport as Kanye was getting ready to board a flight when a still photographer was snap snap snapping away. Kanye apparently wasn’t feel sexy today, so he went on a rampage.

According to TMZ.com, Kanye allegedly confronted the photog and smashed his camera to the ground.

There was then a wrestling match that ensued as TMZ’s camera dude told Kanye that he had been videotaping the scene. Kanye’s bodyguard then grabbed the camera and threw the video camera to the ground, breaking it.

When Kanye realized the TMZ camera dude had videotaped the incident, he rushed the guy and yelled, “Gimme that f**king tape!”

This is totally reminding us of Naomi Campbell. I can’t wait to see what Kanye says on his blog after he gets out of jail! It’s not going to be pretty!

Naomi Gets What Naomi Wants.

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Whenever I hear the name Naomi Campbell, I duck. I literally stop what I am doing and take cover… because you never know if there is a flying cell phone, flailing arms, flying bodies or gawd knows what.

Perhaps Naomi is a different person when she is IN a relationship, but I honestly would hate to be the man that breaks up with her or be the one to be the bearer of bad news…ANY sort of bad news for that matter. She is the type that would key your vehicle, take a Louisville Slugger to both head lights…she is THAT girl.

Naomi’s billionaire boyfriend must see something in Naomi that we don’t…because he has boughten Naomi a multi-million dollar penthouse…as a “gift”. A freakin’ GIFT!

A source revealed: “Naomi told Vladimir how much she loved Brazil and that she really wanted to settle down there. So he bought her the apartment, and said it was a gift for her. They will use it as their base when they are in Brazil together.

Naomi is definitely living the good life with this new man of hers. I still wouldn’t trust her as far as I could throw her.

Wino Strikes Again!

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Well, peeps, apparently hiding out didn’t do Amy Winehouse any good. Pretty much a record, Amy was only seen out in public TWICE in the last month. We thought a miracle may had happened as we saw her returning to the studio. We were hoping maybe Amy was all work, little play. However, I am disappointed to say that Amy is still the same ole’ G with an anger management problem worse than Naomi Campbell. (In fact to see those two rumble in a ring would be an event I would empty my life savings to see.)

So, here’s how Amy’s eventful night went down, according to a source:

Amy was working at a fundraiser when she lashed out in anger at a fan who tried to take a picture of her on a mobile phone. (She’ll smash your phone peeps!)

The singer toyed with paparazzi as she threw her jacket around, ran along the street and told her bodyguards to try to close a garage forecourt while she bought cigarettes.

After leaving Dingwall’s by the back exit she headed to a local petrol station to pick up a deck of cards and then ran off trying to lose her entourage.

As she went past a pub next to her house she picked up a glass and threw it at a photographer.

The Sun also reported that she slapped a passer-by who touched her shoulder, seemingly concerned for her health.

Wow. This ALL while she had her goddaughter along with her, who looks to be about 11 years old. First of all, where is HER mother? I wouldn’t let my pet fish spend an evening with Amy Winehouse, let alone a CHILD. Good grief.

Naomi Campbell Eats Boyfriend’s Lip For Lunch.

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been spending a ton of time with her billionaire boyfriend Russian Vladislav Doronin. Ummm…hello! I would be too! And, believe it or not, Naomi does have a romantic side to her…although, she seems a little rough. Don’t ya think?

I’m not quite sure which is nastier…Naomi sucking the life out of her billionaire boyfriend’s lip or the curly-haired guy watching with the mini-man boner?

Winehouse Hit A Fan And He Liked It.

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Sometimes shit does hit the fan and well, Amy Winehouse does too (hit fans, that is). The other night at Glastonbury was a rough one for Amy Winehouse. While performing, she moved into the crowd and someone messed with her beehive. Note to fans: Do NOT mess with Amy’s beehive. Period. She WILL kick your butt.

James Gostelow was the recipient of a big ole’ slug from the troubled singer. Here’s how it went down, according to Jim.

He told the BBC: “I saw a hat being thrown from behind me and it hit Amy’s beehive.
She looked down, saw me looking up, and her elbow went for me.
He added: “At the end of the day it is all part of being at the front and being pushed by thousands of people. It is all part of the Glastonbury experience. I’m just pleased I got to see her. She did a great act. Not everyone can say they have been hit by Amy Winehouse. I just want to shake the hand of the person who threw the hat.”

Good thing he liked it. However, Amy needs more than just rehab. She needs ANGER management as well. I’d like to see a good scuffle between Amy and Naomi Campbell. That would be an interesting brawl to say the least.

Claudia Schiffer, Chanel’s New Face.

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

She may be OLD for a model, but she’s still getting BIG jobs. So, don’t hate. Claudia Schiffer is the shiznit!

After twenty years later of being in the industry, Claudia Schiffer has been chosen as the face of Chanelâ€™s Autumn/Winter collection. You go girl!

Are the times a-changing in the modeling industry? Some say the younger models may have a tougher time making it real big as Claudia and her fellow veterans like Naomi Campbell, Kate Moss, and Heidi Klum have.

Claudia agrees, “Itâ€™s extremely difficult for them to make a name for themselves today.
â€˜Supermodels have been around since the early Nineties and until the new wave comes along itâ€™s going to be very difficult for anyone else to make it big.”

Congrats to Claudia!

Naomi Campbell Gets Served.

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Naomi Campbell is the Queen of Rage. But, you gotta love her. We love the feisty ones.

Remember back in April when Naomi went ballistic on that British Airways flight and kicked two police officers’ booties after an “air rage” incident? Well, girlfriend is finally getting disciplined. What did she get?

She is facing NO JAIL time. But…is required to serve 200 hours community service, plus dish out some pocket change.

According to a source, “She was also ordered to pay 200 pounds ($400) to each of the police officers she attacked and 150 pounds ($300) to Miles Sutherland, the captain of the British Airways plane she disrupted, in addition to a 2,300 pound ($4,600) fine.”

She got off easy in my opinion, BUT…she is a celebrity and knowing Naomi, there will be more airborne cell phones and trash talk coming foaming from her mouth. Two hundred hours of CS and pocket change fines AREN’T going to teach Naomi a lesson.

All I have to say is I would hate to be in her path on a BAD day.

Naomi Campbell On A Noodle.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Nothing wrong with playing the field, Naomi. A few little flings aren’t going to hurt anything and let me tell you…girlfriend knows how to pick ‘em!Â No-namers with CHA-CHING!

According to a source, Naomi has been spotted with Lewis Hamilton and Brazilian entrepreneur Christophe Rocancourt within recent months. And NOW? Naomi has been snapped performing mouth-to with her newest catch, Brazilian businessman Marcus Elias in the sparkling Mediterranean sea.

Naomi has previously dated basically guys with cha-ching. Girlfriend may have anger issues, but she has the gold-digging down to a T!

Kate Moss Gets Fired.

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Remember those red hot ads of Kate Moss for Agent Provocateur? Well, Kate better frame them, take a picture of them and consider them just a memory, ‘cuz girlfriend just got dumped for a younger, fresher face.Â Supposedly some unknown blonde socialite, 14 years her junior, got hired on for the lingerie gig.Â No wonder why Kate looks so pissed!

Poor Kate. Just when things start to look up for the old-timer, she gets brought back down again.Â Naomi Campbell took her place for Yves Saint Laurent, while hot new model Agyness Deyn replaced her at Burberry.

Life’s hard out there for a pimp!