Posts Tagged ‘New York City’

Aubrey O’Day Gives Up Ho Time.

Monday, December 1st, 2008

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Since Aubrey O’Day got her skanky booty kicked out of Danity Kane, girlfriend has had plenty of time on her hands. Other than posing for Playboy, Aubrey doesn’t have shit going on besides partying with her new BFF Jenna Jameson. So, what better way to use her time then to volunteer her skanklicious time to a shelter for the homeless. Big props to Aubrey for giving up her Thanksgiving holiday to serve a Thanksgiving meal to New York City’s homeless population.

See, girlfriend DOES have a heart, Diddy! (She also knows a good photo op too.)

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Diddy Really Is King.

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

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Eh…not really. But, we’ll let him think that. But, wait one hot minute…I thought Kanye was King…or I should say WANTS TO BE KING. Ha! I’d love to see a Kanye-Diddy show down in the middle of Times Square…a little duking out for the King title would totally make my day. However, I have strong reason to believe that Kanye is more talk than action.

As ‘Ye’s new album 808 and Heartbreak receives horrible reviews, Diddy has taken over Times Square in New York City with an image of himself…which is also said to be the LARGEST to ever hang there. (Excuse me while I gag myself.)

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In a statement, Combs said: “I am really proud of the new billboard and of the message that it conveys to everyone who gets to see it.”

The billboard isn’t promoting the fact that Diddy thinks that he really is the King, but rather his new fragrance that is referred to as “I Am King”.

So what does “I Am King” smell like? The description states, “An untraditional fresh fruity woody scent, I Am King combines clean notes with sensual fruits and warm skin nuances. Impossible to ignore, I Am King subtly surrounds the wearer in fresh comfort and attracts women to encounter its power.”

So, basically, it smells like douche-ness. I’m sure Aubrey O’Day would agree.

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Did Joss Stone Get Dressed In The Dark?

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

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Since Joss Stone attended and participated in the “Imagine There’s No Hunger” campaign (at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York City) yesterday, I can’t really rip on her too badly.

With that being said…her curly hair suits her well, however, the ensemble is hideous. And, though for once she is wearing shoes on the red carpet, she seems to have worn two different shoes. I’m not sure if she noticed this or not, but yeah…it’s not cute.

Click after the jump for more clown-like shots of Joss.
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Uma Thurman Gets Ghoulish.

Friday, October 10th, 2008

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Blinded by the lightttttttt….revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night…..Oh, hi. Yeah, um. Let me put my shades on here for this blog entry. You may have to do the same in order to read it.

Uma, Uma, Uma…YES, THAT is Uma Thurman. Uma Thurman stepped out in New York yesterday looking very “Manfred Mann”.

I’m going to give Uma a break here. It IS the month of Halloween. If Michael Jackson and his cherubs want to wear Halloween masks to a comic store, why can’t Uma get Halloween festive too? I mean, that is the only reason I can think of for the pale and pastiness that Uma presents as she left her NYC apartment to run some errands.

Rock that ghoulish look, girlfriend!

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Shock Jock Howard Stern Weds Longtime Girlfriend.

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

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This is a very sad day for single ladies and hookers everywhere. Sorry ladies! Howard Stern is officially OFF the market.

Howard Stern and longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrowsky were married last night in New York City. We weren’t quite sure if it would EVER happen, considering the long engagement. And quite frankly, we were waiting for Beth to announce that she was knocked up. But…it didn’t happen.

According to People, Stern and Ostrosky were joined in a ceremony officiated by Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, who also attended. Billy Joel sang two songs, and Chevy Chase delivered a raunchy roast, said one guest.

We wish the newlyweds pure wedded bliss and raunchy sex for years to come!

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Britney Does New York.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

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Unbeweavable Britney has been in NYC promoting her new single “Womanizer”. But, don’t you doubt for a cheeto-rific minute that the Britster isn’t going to take some time to smell the roses while she’s there y’all. Despite hoards of people preventing Brit from doing a little shopping yesterday, Britney got smart and landed a hot police officer to escort her to the play “In The Heights” on Broadway last night. Sounds like fabulous fun!

But, not is all cheetos and fraps in Britneyland…

While the Britster focuses on her come back, her lawyers are working overtime to prevent scumbag Adnan Ghalib from selling that sex tape that supposedly exists. While Adnan claims it exists, Brit had once said it doesn’t exist. Hmmm.

In the case that it DOES exist, we learned from a source that said,

Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.

In any case, we hope it doesn’t hit the Internet. I mean, really..who wants to see a pink-wigged-under-the-influence Britster eating Cheetos off Adnan’s ding dong?

Not I! That is, ya know…IF such a tape even exists.

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I’m Sorry, You’re Wrong Beotches!

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

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Selena Gomez has been busy promoting season two of her Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”, most recently in New York City. However, expect to be seeing a lot more of this cutie patootie. Gomez is said to be working on an album as well. Ohhhhh shoot! Watch out Miss Hannah Montana. She stole your boyfriend and now she’s gonna steal the music spotlight from you too!

Apparently Selena Gomez has a new song called “I’m Sorry” with some very “interesting” lyrics. But, don’t start reading too much into these lyrics. Selena makes it very clear that “I’m Sorry” is NOT about her boyfriend Nick Jonas. Of course, Nick Jonas ISN’T her boyfriend either. Pffft. We’ve got you figured out, my dear. You can’t fool ole’ Danity Donnaly.

According to a source, The autobiographical lyrics tell the story of encouraging her beau to move forward. “The song is basically me saying that I’m sorry that it didn’t work out or that she used to be who she was,” says the Wizards of Waverly Place star. “But you have to let me in and you have to know that I’ll do everything I can to make you happy and be the best I can be.”

What is this girl 15 years old? I’m just guessing that she probably hasn’t had many boyfriends. It’s TOTALLY about Nick Jonas.

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Katie’s Back With The Fold-And-Roll.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

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Katie on Monday in NYC, sporting the fold-and-roll with gladiator sandals.

You know how some actors wear the same underwear every day of their performance as to not “jinx” their fine acting abilities? Sure their butts may reek and their underwear streaked, but golly gee their performance on stage ROCKS THE FREAKIN’ HOUSE!

Well, I’ve thought about this long and hard. The fold-and-roll IS Katie’s ritual. It’s gotta be. So, be prepared peeps, if this is true…the fold-and-roll is here to stay…at least until her Broadway debut. There is no other explanation for it, unless there’s some weird Scientology rule that says when you are apart from your significant other you MUST follow the following steps:

A) wear your husband or wife’s jeans
B) fold-and-roll the pant legs to show how close they really are to you, then
C)Sprinkle salt over your right shoulder for good measure.

I’m hoping this is the ritual. I will be a little more accepting of bringing the “fold-and-roll” back. What am I talking about?

She needs a different damn ritual. This fold-and-roll is HIDEOUS.

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Tyra Banks In Wax.

Saturday, July 26th, 2008

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Tyra Banks may have just recently been voted the Hardest Working Person in Hollywood, but she also should be voted the Worst Looking Person In Wax. Thursday was the big unveiling of Tyra Banks in wax at New York City’s Madame Tussauds Museum.

What do you think? Does the wax figure look like Tyra? It sure looks like they got that weave lined up JUST RIGHT!

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Lindsay And Samantha’s Night Out In NYC.

Friday, July 18th, 2008

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took their love to the next level, openly canoodling in public.

According to a source, Lohan and Ronson celebrated their “outness” with an evening out in New York City. They met Lindsay’s mom Dina and brother at a Sephora Shindig and Samantha spent the evening spinning tunes.

Stage mom and manager Dina Lohan attended the party, as well as Lindsay’s younger brother Michael.

It was one big gay family event!

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