It is official. Katie Price and Peter Andre ARE caring parents! And, don’t you forget it!

The UK’s Barbie and Ken have won a libel case brought on by allegations that the couple were negligent parents to their children Junior and Princess Tiaami and to Price’s disabled son Harvey.

The News Of The World published the article in February that featured an an interview with a nanny who’d formerly worked for the couple. The newspaper’s solicitor, Joanna Workman, told the judge the paper accepted that the allegations were false and regretted that they had been published.

Yikes! Don’t mess with Barbie and Ken!

As for more kids for the bronzed couple? Don’t count on it anytime soon! Katie told a source, ‘I’m really busy with my horse, the move and my career and I just want to enjoy the kids we have at the moment.”

Enjoy that money too, girl!

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Despite rumors of the Big “D” swirling, a rep for Madonna says NO, the couple is not planning to divorce. Guy must have done some major begging and pleading last night on his last minute trip to NYC.

Rumors that the London-based couple planned to split have been circulating for months, fueled most recently by reports that the singer had lined up Fiona Shackleton, a lawyer for Paul McCartney in his bitter divorce from Heather Mills.

The speculation reached a fever pitch last week in London, where the Daily Mirror newspaper dedicated two front pages to the plight of the couple’s marriage.

Well, we HOPE this is true. Do it for the kids, Madonna. For the kids!

Fake smiles. Forced affection. Depressing ensembles. Madonna and Guy Ritchie aren’t what we thought they were. Well, WE actually didn’t think they would last.

Good grief, their relationship seems SO fake and ridiculously uncomfortable. It was only a matter of time before Madonna got bored.

I mean geez, everytime they are together they are wearing dark, morbid colors…it’s almost like they are mourning their marriage. And as of late, there have been no pictures of them together where they TRULY seemed happy to be with each other.

According to a source, “They tried to put on a show of ‘togetherness’ at Cannes Film Festival last month, but photos showed them looking pained and distracted.

Madge has previously said in an MTV documentary that she “got married for all the wrong reasons”.

She added: “My husband did not turn out to be everything I imagined him to be.. I wanted to end everything.”

A friend of the couple told a newspaper that the two “live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife, and thought it best to call it a day”.

So, who will get the kids, Rocco and adopted David? And, will Madonna break up Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? Hmmm…the suspense is killing me. I honestly thought it was over after the release of “Swept Away”. That movie RUINED Madonna’s acting career.

RIP Madge and Guy Ritchie’s marriage.