Posts Tagged ‘Nice’

Angelina And Brood Set Foot On U.S. Soil.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

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Last week, the family with superhuman powers stepped out on U.S. soil to take care of business and bless every itty bitty they came into contact with. The Jolie-Pitt brood spent a small amount of time in NYC where Saint Angelina premiered her latest movie “The Changeling”…while just yesterday Brad, Angelina and crew landed in New Orleans to follow up on a housing project Brad is involved with, referred to as the “Make It Right” project. The housing project was created to help out families who lost their homes after the wicked ways of Hurricane Katrina.

According to a source, Brad Pitt announced that his “Make it Right” project has raised enough money to build 6 more homes in New Orleans, to bring the total number of homes to 90. They hope to build 150 homes in the next few years. When asked if the charity project was his first priority, Pitt is quoted as saying that his family is first, but that “love of my family brings me here.”

While Brad and Angelina’s 838473898 angelic kids played on the playground, Brad and Ange toured the project to view the progress that had been made. I’m sure Angelina waved her magic wand around to sprinkle happy dust on the land where future homes would be built. It was a quick trip for the Jolie-Pitts, but their presence was necessary to deliver vibes of good luck and peace.

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It is rumored that the super-family has already returned to their home in Nice, France. Oh, the life! Where would the world be without them?

Images Source: Goff Photos

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Angelina Is Still Cooking, But On Broil.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

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Ok, everyone needs to just calm the hell down.

Do NOT believe the rumors, peeps. Angelina has not YET delivered her twins, a hospital rep has confirmed. Those twins aren’t ready to come out. I’m telling you. Tuesday July 15th is the day that you can expect Brangelina to have their two little rodents delivered. Angelina is said to be deliver by cesarean section.

Everyone is getting a little bit too antsy here, wanting to be the FIRST to report that the Jolie-Pitt babes have entered this world. Settle down. Grab a bag of popcorn, kick your feet up and relax until Tuesday. We can celebrate then. Ok?

Thanks.

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Angelina Is A Pissed Off Pregnant Woman!

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

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The doors are locked. The windows are sealed up and duct taped. Angelina is holed up in a hospital bed awaiting the arrival of her twin rug rats.

What more could a woman want? Her own wing of a hospital…being treated like royalty…and
don’t even think of trying to capture the moment of birth, the placenta, Brad’s booty (or any sort of action in that hospital room whatsoever). Those windows are paparazzi-proof…JUST for Brangelina.

Tom Cruise has dibbs on the placenta, anyhow. He wants it for a Sunday brunch. (I know, I know…nasty right…but I thought he was a big placenta fan?) Nah, I’m kidding.
Although…Placenta may taste like chicken. Doesn’t everything else?

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Shoot, they probably covered up those windows with duct tape so Tom wouldn’t know when the placenta was coming. Haha Tom!

Sources say that when Angelina first arrived to the hospital her politeness was amazing. However, after a few days…not so much.

An insider said, ‘She’s starting to feel that the staff are starstruck and not attentive enough. She’s throwing fits if she rings and they don’t come quick enough.’ The insider continued: ‘I think she’s in meltdown mode. She’s been getting upset if there’s not enough ice in her glass.

‘She’s not walking around anymore. She doesn’t even take a shower early in the morning. She just stays in bed, talking on her phone, typing on her computer, reading magazines and watching TV.”

The only time Angelina lights up is when Brad shows up with the other kids to visit her.

Those babies just aren’t ready to come out! I wouldn’t want to share the spotlight with Brangelina’s other 12453345 kids either.

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Brangelina Has Migrated.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

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Well, folks…Angelina must be getting into baby poppage mode because Brangelina and the kiddies have migrated to France!  You know it’s close when Destination France becomes a reality.  (Brangelina delivered their baby Shiloh in France in 2006.)

According to a source, the modern-day Brady Bunch made it to Nice, France Monday night and are in search for their special delivery location.   Along for the ride?  Two nannies and three security guards.

It’s getting close to Brangelina Baby Time!  I cannot wait to see these $10 million babies!

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