Check out the biker babes who just arrived in town! It’s Keith and Nicole bitches! The new parents managed to be pried away from their little bundle of joy, Sunday, to attend a Sydney Swans Aussie Rules football game on Saturday. Sunday…must not come out on Saturdays. (I’m guessing SUNDAYS are her days out? Just a wild guess though…)
And, apparently the two wanted to go UNNOTICED…hence the dark glasses and matching leather attire. But, really….did they think that no one would recognize them in these hideous MATCHING outfits?
Hugh FREAKING Jackman. Oooo la la! A little extra time in the gym sure did this old fart’s body some good! And, Nicole Kidman? Holy smoking hotness after supposedly JUST popping out a kid.
Nicole getting naughty and nasty (in the pic above) with Hugh Jackman is just one of many love scenes filmed for their new film “Australia”. Nicole plays an English widow Lady Sarah Ashley, an aristocrat who inherits a huge cattle station in northern Australia. Blah freaking blah. More info on the upcoming movie here.
Screw the boring plot, we’ll be watching JUST for the steamy sexy time scenes and to see Hugh’s HOT bod! YUMMERS!
Fergie pulled a Paris in Vegas and launched HER OWN shoe line. Take that, Paris! Paris launched her shoe line the same day. Oooooo. Competition, baby!
Other Fergie News: You can look forward to Fergie on the BIG screen as she has earned herself a role as a prostitute in the movie ‘Nine’. Fergie Ferg will be work alongside actors Daniel Day Lewis, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman and Judi Dench. Lucky Lucky for her!
You know I really used to think Nicole Kidman was a douchebag…like a porcelain doll with no soul…she had this look about her that was snotty and heartless and well…the chick was married to mini-man Scientologist Tom Cruise.
But, now that she has broken away from that freak and moved on to bigger and better things, i.e. Keith Urban…She still has that snotty and heartless look about her, but I can honestly say that now I think she’s alright.
Especially after today…
There will be NO competing for first baby pics of Sunday Rose, Nicole and Keith’s little rug rat.
A friend of Nicole and Keith told the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper: ‘They don’t think it’s appropriate to make deals.
‘They are still deciding how they feel about it - if and when they will release a photo at all. But they realize there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that.’
So, you got that? Don’t even think about calling up Nicole and Keith because they won’t answer. See there is a celebrity couple out there that isn’t all about whoring their kids out for millions. Take that Brangelina!
I’m totally kidding. I am just on this placenta kick right now.
With all these celebrity babies being born…these wacky names coming out of the woodwork…windows being sealed up with duct tape…OH MY GAWD, I cannot help myself! Placenta, placenta, placentas galore!
Tom Cruise must be going into convulsions with all the placenta possibilities out there…Placenta pasta, placenta and grits, placenta on a bun…hey, maybe even placenta pie?
Tommy boy could make the ultimate celebrity baby placenta stew right now if he really wanted to…a few slabs of Camilla Alves placenta here…a few morsels of Nicole Kidman placenta there…and a little Isaac Hanson wife’s placenta just to taste…shoot, better wait until Tuesday to throw a little Angelina placenta in there as well. Ok, now that I’ve grossed myself out to the maximum…
On a lighter note, Tom did send his ex-wife Nicole enough flowers to fill an entire room. That Tom! What a guy! I’m sure that made her day. We all know WHY he did that…
Unfortunately, Nicole did NOT offer her placenta to Tom.
Congratulations to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban! They are the proud parents of a 6 lb. 7.5 oz. baby girl.
The name of their little rug rat? Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
After Sunday’s birth, Kidman’s husband Keith Urban wrote on his Web site: “Earlier this morning, Nic gave birth to our beautiful baby girl, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. We want to thank everybody that has kept us in their thoughts and prayers. We feel blessed and grateful that we can share this joy with all of you today.”
I guess Sunday is an acceptable name…better than Cucumber, Pasta, or Petunia!
Congratulations to Nicole Kidman’s BFF! Naomi Watts and her partner Liev Schreiber are expecting their second child…this just 10 months after giving birth to their first son Alexander. Girlfriend doesn’t waste ANY time! Rumor has it she is already in her second trimester. Congratulations to Naomi and her man!
Meanwhile, BFF Nicole Kidman and her hubby Keith Urban are expecting their rug rat any day now!
Supposedly this beotch is already 8 months pregnant. Ummm…hello? At least we can tell she is pregnant now, but good grief…how unfair is it for Nicole to look like THIS EIGHT months pregnant. Has she gained maybe, what, seven pounds?
Four pounds baby, one pound ta-tas and the other 2 distributed amongst her swelling cankles? Maybe?
Good for her though to have the energy at 8 months to hit the gym! I’d be sitting on my fat booty eating Haagen-Daaz, taking naps, and watching Oprah.
Nicole and Keith at the Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas.
It’s official. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Nicole Kidman has finally chosen the photographer to photograph her baby bump. Patrick Demarchelier, a world renowned photographer, will take exclusive photographs of Nicole’s wrinkly pregnant body. Thank gawd that’s been decided.
Wait a minute…she’s going to need a retoucher. I hope she’s thought about that. Or maybe Patrick offers a package deal. In any case, we’ll more than likely get to see Nicole Kidman posing as Demi Moore on the cover of Eldr magazine.
How does a couple like Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban prepare for a baby on board?
Well, by spending $11 million on new homes, of course! Nic and Keith bought homes in both LA and Tennessee and are now busy getting their nests ready before their little Urban baby arrives. You know, you HAVE to have a cozy fireplace, a large home theatre, tennis courts and a swimming pool to prepare for this arrival.
Boy are they in for the surprise of their lives! Shoot, they aren’t even going to have time to use those things! Oh well..nice to have, right?
Last night Nicole and Keith attended the CMT Music awards where Keith performed and Nicole sported her little bump that is due to pop out in July. They looked like they were about to jump each other right there.
