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Being Jack Sparrow Is Worth It!

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

For ALL parties involved! You all know my love for Johnny Depp…he makes my heart flutter and my dreams so much happier, which is one reason why I got so upset that Michael Phelps entered in unannounced.

Anyarrrrrg, my Hollywood heartthrob Johnny Depp will pick up a staggering $64 million UP FRONT for starring in a fourth “Pirates Of The Caribbean” film. Ummmm hello!? Soooo worth it. And you KNOW Johnny will donate some of that money to charity. He is just THAT kind of man.

It is unknown whether Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley will return to their roles in the 4th Pirates, but really…who cares when you’ve got Johnny.

An insider revealed: “It’s a lot of swag but there’s only one Johnny Depp. They simply cannot make another ‘Pirates’ movie without Jack Sparrow.”

True that!

Miranda Kerr’s Love Didn’t Bloom For Orlando.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Ladies, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Rumor has it that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and hottie Orlando Bloom are a done deal. This comes as news after Miranda was seen canoodling with her ex-beau Brandon Davis. Talk about a DOWNGRADE! From Orlando Bloom to BRANDON Davis. Yikes.

According to a source, Miranda and Greasy Davis were seen ‘making out’ during a night out at 1Oak before taking their public display of affection to Beatrice Inn. The onlooker said: ‘They didnâ€™t seem to care who saw.’

While a spokesperson for Miranda denied the break-up, she was allegedly overheard telling Brandon about the breakup.

How DOES HE (see pic below) get a girl like Miranda?

Talk about an unsolved mystery. Oh, well. The good news is Orlando is back on the market!

Love in Bloom.

Friday, April 25th, 2008

It must be getting serious. Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr felt it was the right time for boyfriend Orlando Bloom to meet her papa. The super hot couple met Miranda’s parents at the Catalina’s restaurant at Rose Bay in Australia for lunch. It sure looked as if Orlando had his charm turned on big time as he smiled and laughed, fitting in perfectly with the Kerr clan. How can you NOT love Orlando? He could show up wearing a trench coat and we’d still love him too!

Orlando is spending some q-time with Miranda in her homeland Australia, where she currently has a modeling gig. It is rumored they are going to take their first step out TOGETHER today as a couple at the David Jones AJC Doncaster Derby. Awww, how sweet.

Mates, we hate to ask the million dollar question, but will Orlando and Miranda tie the knot anytime soon or is this just a Spring fling?

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