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Pam Anderson Is Still A Ho-Bag.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

In a very desperate attempt to save her reality show, “Pam On The Loose”, Pam decided to prance around in a white t-shirt….and oh, oops…got it wet….because what better way to get attention, right?

She may have called Jessica Simpson a “bitch and a whore”, but geez, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Pam needs to go away and take care of her Hepatitis C. I’m just patiently waiting for the announcement of her reality show to be nixed.

Pam Anderson Is One Classy Lady.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

Wowsers! Pam Anderson shows she still has those trashy stripper moves that Tommy Lee fell in love with (and that we love to make fun of). Pammi shows a little bit of cellulite and some knarly looking toes in a splits-move on Australian television. Pam Anderson shows off some skin donning a halter minidress. How classy is this lady, people?

One thing I can’t take my eyes off of are her feet. Fish-tah! Girlfriend needs to get some toe implants or something. Are those real? Yikes! I know feet aren’t supposed to be beautiful, but when you are Pam Anderson, you’d think she’d want to fix those too.

Pam Anderson Vs. Jessica Simpson

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Jessica Simpson thinks that “Real girls eat meat.” She was spotted wearing that t-shirt the other day out and about with her on-again boyfriend Tony Romo. Apparently vegetarian Pam Anderson was slightly offended.

Pam recently told Australian radio, “I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.” WOWSERS!

Pammi, can you tell us how you REALLY feel?

Hugh Hefner’s 82nd B-Day Surprise.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

This may be old news, as in April news, but we’re about to see Hef’s 82nd birthday party unfold on “The Girls Next Door”. Remember hearing about Pam Anderson nearly giving Hef a heart attack as she presented him his birthday cake in the buff? What. Did you expect anything less from Pammy?

So, what did Hef’s girlfriends think about this?

“I think it was the perfect surprise for him,” The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com at a Celebrity Family Feud taping Saturday in L.A. “Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked … what can get better than that?”

What did main (more conservative) girlfriend Holly Madison think?

“I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!

Well, girls, it didn’t matter if you liked it or not. The fact of the matter is, is that Hef enjoyed it. It was his got-damn-birthday party.

PETA Pam.

Friday, April 25th, 2008

Pam, being the proud member of PETA that she is…headed straight to the capitol, where she hand-delivered a report to politicians, urging the government to start using “sophisticated, non-animal test methods in place of animal tests.”

Pamela Anderson is one big walking contradiction, but at least she’s trying right? Although, it does look like she may have been cutting back on the Botox injections, so perhaps she DOES mean business!!!

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E Network Loves Dishing Out Reality Shows.

Monday, April 7th, 2008

To everyone and their mother.

Newest addition to E Network reality television? Pam Anderson.

Oh I can’t wait. Just like I can’t wait to watch Dina Lohan in all her stage-mom glory.Â And, don’t forget about Denise Richards.Â She’ll be pimping out her kiddies too.Â Gotta TIVO that!Â Can you sense the sarcasm?

The sad part about this is that people WILL watch it. Just waiting for E to hit up Britney for her own show. Then they can complete their all-star Trailer Trash lineup.