Well, peeps, apparently hiding out didn’t do Amy Winehouse any good. Pretty much a record, Amy was only seen out in public TWICE in the last month. We thought a miracle may had happened as we saw her returning to the studio. We were hoping maybe Amy was all work, little play. However, I am disappointed to say that Amy is still the same ole’ G with an anger management problem worse than Naomi Campbell. (In fact to see those two rumble in a ring would be an event I would empty my life savings to see.)

So, here’s how Amy’s eventful night went down, according to a source:

Amy was working at a fundraiser when she lashed out in anger at a fan who tried to take a picture of her on a mobile phone. (She’ll smash your phone peeps!)

The singer toyed with paparazzi as she threw her jacket around, ran along the street and told her bodyguards to try to close a garage forecourt while she bought cigarettes.

After leaving Dingwall’s by the back exit she headed to a local petrol station to pick up a deck of cards and then ran off trying to lose her entourage.

As she went past a pub next to her house she picked up a glass and threw it at a photographer.

The Sun also reported that she slapped a passer-by who touched her shoulder, seemingly concerned for her health.

Wow. This ALL while she had her goddaughter along with her, who looks to be about 11 years old. First of all, where is HER mother? I wouldn’t let my pet fish spend an evening with Amy Winehouse, let alone a CHILD. Good grief.

Or get outta Balthazar’s pants!

Sienna almost broke down at a gas station in Malibu as the paparazzi drilled her with questions about her affair with married oil heir Balthazar Getty.

According to a source, Sienna broke down shouting “leaving me alone” as the cameras flashed around her.

And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: “I’m just trying to fill up my f***ing car!” “Please, I’m asking you. I can’t live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.”

Hmmm, guilty much? With the situation she is in, she can’t expect people to be accepting of this, can she? Girlfriend needs a reality check!

On a lighter note, girlfriend may be losing respect and sleep over this ordeal, but she sure isn’t losing her fashion sense. I am totally LOVING her dress and her sandals.

Taking time from his tour, his paparazzi regulation meetings, and sexy time with Jennifer, John Mayer takes some time for HIMSELF. John pumps it pumps it, pump pumps it up! Looking good Johnny!

Look out for the paparazzi, though!

Britney Spears has made tremendous improvement over the past couple months. Not only is she slowing earning more time with her boys, but she is back on her meds and acting like a normal human being. Hurray for that! However…a big fat HOWEVER…

It has been reported by TMZ.com that Britney is secretly having visits by Adnan Ghalib, the dirt bag paparazzo.

Two steps forward….four steps back for the ole’ Britster if this is true.

I thought her dad was living with her? He’s getting paid $2500 a week to babysit her butt…where is he when all of this is going on?

Don’t mess with Matthew McConaughey-hey. He’s got dudes on the surf who think he’s cool. Word.

It was just another day in the life of McConaughey-hey…shirt off…frolicking on the surf…showing off his 6-pack abs…his tan bod…a few pushups here…a few crunches there…his bouncing curls, his receding hairline…oh gawd how I wish I was there.

And, yesterday would have been a sight to see. A bunch of paparazzi were trying to snap shots of the “Fool’s Gold” actor and bam, out came some angry surfers. Bam! Get off their surf or die!

It was a full out brawl. The angry surfers punched out a couple photographers and another photographer was allegedly thrown into a mound of rocks. Ouch! Apparently, you do not want to bother McConaughey and his surfer dude pals. They will get ya!

Matthew was not involved in the brawl. He was probably doing toe raises on a big rock nearby.

Brand new auntie Britney Spears has returned from her Louisiana visit. Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn just gave birth to a baby girl on Thursday morning and the Britster was basically there for a quick peek and a few diaper changes. Rumors were swirling that Britney was going to be staying with her sis for a little bit to help out with baby duties. Apparently, she has some biznass to tend too back home!

Not even 2 days later, Britney has flown the coop and back to paparazzi land. All her paparazzi buddies were there to greet her at the airport, per usual. Just another day in the life of Britney.

This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in awhile. Now, I love Kim Kardashian as she is a bootylicious inspiration, but I really found this entertaining….this is straight from bootylicious Kim K’s blog.

Kourtney and I spent an afternoon laying out by the pool at the Hotel Hermitage in Monaco, recently. It was incredible; the paparazzi were everywhere!

First of all…who goes to the pool in fresh makeup and hair done up like that? Not me.

Secondly…the paparazzi were swarming there? I highly doubt it. It’s called STAGED PHOTO OP.  That statement is just about as true as me climbing Mount Kilamonjaro dressed as the abominable snowman in the middle of summer.

Thirdly…who poses like that for the paparazzi WHILE on vacation?

Eh. Kim thinks we are FOOLS! And that makes me sad.

Do you remember Britney’s ex paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, the greasy hair gelled freak? Well, he’s been out of Britney’s life for a few months now…thank gawd…and it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know he was in that Cheeto-lovin’ chicks life for the fortune and the booty calls.

Now before you all start freaking out, he IS still alive. It’s just that now he is out of Britster’s life, he’s been getting some major death threats over a rumored sex tape that he is apparently trying to sell. The video is said to have been made during the couple’s romantic trip to Mexico last year.

Adnan told a source, “I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”

WHAT?!!! A break?!!!! Please don’t go Adnan. I don’t know how we are going to be able to deal without you. I am completely devastated. Err…not really.

You KNOW he’s sitting by his phone just waiting for a phone call for that multi-million dollar offer.   What a snake!

Whitney Houston, once a top notch performer, disappointed a sold-out crowd in Tobego when she struggled through songs, skipped the high notes of her signature “I Will Always Love You”, and walked off the stage only to NOT return.  Yikes!

To make matters worse, Whitney kept on saying, “I love you, Trinidad!”, which wouldn’t had been so bad if she was performing IN Trinidad.

Whitney’s voice seemed to be crackin’ and she didn’t appear to be strung out, but looks can be deceiving.  I mean wearing a white dress could have been a good cover for the white powder.   White dress…white powder…

Hey, I’m just sayin’.

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