Paris Hilton may have split from her beau of nine months, Benji Madden, but girlfriend isn’t wallowing in a sea of bronzed tears. Instead, she is looking to better herself by sticking her perfectly powdered nose in self-help books and preparing for the big holiday season. In fact, Miss Hilton may become the next Top Chef…or not. Although Paris did tell E! last night about her Thanksgiving holiday plans. Apparently, Paris will be pulling the gizzards out of the turkey’s booty and cooking it to perfection for the whole damn fam. Ummm, yum.

“I’m having my whole family over, and we’re going to cook dinner at my house,” the newly domesticated heiress said, adding that yams with marshmallows is her favorite dish and she’ll be making a “big turkey.”

Well, good luck with that, Paris…and good luck to her family. We hope you survive.

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Just on hiatus?…”Paris Hilton and Benji Madden may not be broken up for long. ‘Right now, we’re just taking a break,’ Hilton, 27, told Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday. ‘We’re really good friends. We’re very close.’”

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Despite the tragic breakup of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, both newly single peeps were seen on the party scene last night. Paris was spotted leaving the Santa Monica’s exclusive Crown Bar alone, while Benji was seen across town at the Moroccan-themed Bardot venue with some male companions.

A source close to Paris said, “It’s definitely over. Paris thinks the world of Benji, but it wasn’t meant to be. For now it’s over… but there’s still a lot of feeling there.”

I’m thinking it was Paris’s orange legs and white feet that really got to Benji. Perhaps now would be a good time for Paris to be alone and learn how to properly apply self-tanner.

What do you think? Will these two knock boots again or will Stavros be Paris’s rebound?

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It’s been just nine months of the most perfect love story in all the land. We thought it was going to be forever, but apparently all the “omg I’m so in love” talk was all big bad jibberish spewing from the mouths of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden.

We don’t know what could have possibly gone wrong? But Paris is blaming Benji.

A source said, “Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around,” says the insider. “She couldn’t take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble.”

Benji didn’t take the breakup well, says the source. “He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking,” reveals the insider.

So, does this mean Monopoly nights are over and the wild-n-whacked out Paris will be back to entertain us all?

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Apparently Paris has taken her late night partying with the Princes a little bit too far as she donned a top with the words “Royal Highness” while shopping in Notting Hill.

Miss Paris has been in the UK looking for her new BFF and she even hinted at moving to the land of the Brits. Paris revealed to a source: “I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here.”

Good gawd, could we be so lucky? Cross your fingers, peeps. I’m crossing my fingers AND my toes.

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This weekend, Nicky Hilton celebrated her 25th birthday in Sin City and partied with her family and a few close friends in tow. PURE nightclub at Caeser’s Palace was hoppin’ as guests focused their attention on the festive Hilton clan.

Nicky enjoyed birthday cake and gifts, while sister Paris thrived on attention from the hundreds of club-goers. Paris posed for pictures, laughed and danced in front of fans, all while cheesing up her ego. What…did you expect anything less from hoochie-rific Paris?

After the jump, check out some barf-o-rific pics of Paris in action…oh, and some fun birthday party pics of Nicky and crew.
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Streak-alicious Paris at SVEDKA Hosts A Night At The Movies event in Hollywood on Tuesday night.

A wise young air brush tanning professional once told me, “Faking it doesn’t have to be scary.” Interesting, right? But, I think that bitch was lying to me.

When I saw these pics of Paris all I could think was that air brush tanning professional I spoke with must have been speaking about something else. Sexy time, perhaps? I don’t know, I kind of tuned her out after she started talking about her cat rolling around in heat on her outside porch.

Anystreak, THESE pics are a perfect example of self-tanner gone extremely bad. Granted, Paris has been busy promoting her new show “My BFF” and working tirelessly on her latest musical effort. Ummmm, Hello?!!! I get tired just thinking about it.

Maybe we’ll forgive her this time for her “streak-n-go” efforts. Or not.

Click after the jump for more streak-licious photos.
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Well temporarily. I know I’m cruel, aren’t I? I know you were hoping she’d move to London forever, but sorry peeps this move is only temporary as Paris gets ready to find a BFF in London. Not quite sure how many BFF’s this chick needs, but apparently the more, the merrier.

Anylazyeye, Paris took to her blog today to discuss some very important topics, like her new single, her new show and her NEW ALBUM? Yep. Hear it right from the horse’s mouth as Paris rambles on her Myspace blog.

Hi guys, I wanted to share the exciting news that the day is finally here: my new show, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” premieres TONIGHT on MTV at 10pm…I will be watching it live from a special premiere party in Hollywood, and I will be live online talking to fans and sharing video. You can visit me at

www.IAmOnMTV.com

during the premiere. I am so proud of the show, the cast, and everyone involved with it–it’s hilarious and I can’t wait to hear what you all think.

Today is also very special because the soundtrack for my upcoming film, “REPO! The Genetic Opera” is released. The cast and producers threw a party last week and we got amazing feedback from the press who attended. I sing on five tracks on the CD and I know that so many of you have been following its progress…don’t miss it! Check out The REPO website for details.

I hope that you all will be able to tune in or listen up to what I’ve been working on lately…I love you all and as always appreciate you and your messages.

It’s been a crazy year but I’m not slowing down! I’ll be writing to you soon from London, where I will be living during October while I film the UK version of my show.

Love you all,

Xoxo Paris

Will you be watching the “BFF” premiere tonight?

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Paris seems to be taking her bid for President VERY seriously. Video declaring her bid for Presidency? Check. Making a fool of herself in public on an almost daily basis? Check. Opening mouth, inserting foot? Check. Fashionable Promotional Tools? A big fat check, as of yesterday.

Now YOU can own your very own Paris For President T-shirt. Will you be buying one? All profits I’m guessing are going towards Paris’s new BFF’s wardrobe…a worthy cause, right?
Line Paris’s wallet here!!!

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It’s been sooo long since I’ve seen a Smurf. Remember that cute cartoon? For me it was on right after Saved By The Bell. Saturday mornings used to be so cool. I totally loved waking up Saturday mornings to watch the beloved little blue creatures known as Smurfs. I did hate the fact that Smurfette was the only female smurf to exist, though.

And, well…this is probably as close to a Smurf as I’ll see in a long time. Paris may be dressed from head to toe in a deep shade of blue, but she should have to reason to be feeling blue and melancholy. Ohhhhh no.

I am happy to announce the highly anticipated news…Paris has found her new BFF! OMG. Wait one hot smurf minute…I am so glad I now know THAT…I can FINALLY sleep better at night. THANK GAWD!!!

I knew there was a reason for my madness as of late. However, if you are dying to know WHO her new BFF is, you’ll have to watch the self promotion that is Paris Hilton…on MTV. Paris Hilton’s My New BFF is due to begin airing on September 30th on MTV.

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