Godspeed To Goodspeed.
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
There are loony tunes out there in every shape, color, size, and form. But, to be obsessed with Paula Abdul requires some serious screws to be loose up in the melon. I mean, Straight Up Now Tell Me was a piece of work that will stay in my heart forever, but good gawd, you won’t find me camped out at Paula Abdul’s castle.
Well, I’m sad to report that there ARE crazy Paula Abdul fans out there. And, one has died. Yeah, DIED, right in front of Paula Abdul’s doorstep.
A chick by the name of Paula Goodspeed has been a psychotic Paula Abdul fan for years. When her parents called the cops to declare her missing, they knew where to find her.
According to Access Hollywood, a 30-year-old woman was found dead in a parked car on the Idol judge’s Sherman Oaks, Calif. street sometime after 6 p.m. on Tuesday after the LAPD received a tip from the law enforcement in nearby Ventura County.
“Our Van Nuys division did receive a call from the Ventura County’s Sheriff,” an LAPD rep told Access. “A woman’s parents reported her missing and they thought that she may be at Paula Abdul’s house.”
There has not been an autopsy conducted, however, one thing is for certain, Paula Goodspeed is somewhere up in heaven singin’ “If you’re only playing games, I’ll just have to say–bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye”.
RIP Miss Goodspeed and Godspeed.
