Perfume | Danity Donnaly

Kerry Katona Hits The Bottle.

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

The I-don’t-have-a-drinking-problem Kerry Katona arrived in Manchester yesterday with a bottle in hand…a bottle of perfume. Apparently Miss Katona thinks you and I want to smell like a puke-stained hangover. No thank you.

The bottle consists of a hint of turkey twizzlers, tomato soup burps, rubbing alcohol, and a pinch of puke crumbs. Or at least that is what I presume Kerry Katona’s new scent “Outrageous” would smell like.

Kerry’s gig at the Arndale Centre was her first public appearance since her slur-fest on the This Morning show.

Hey, she appears to be sober!

Image Source: WENN

Katie Price Launches New Perfume And Revamps Image?

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Katie Price wants to be taken more seriously and so with the launch of her new perfume “Besotted”, she glams up, cakes on the makeup, and attempts to be less sexy? Well quite frankly its nice NOT to see her ta-tas as the center of attention, however she did still manage to leave little to the imagination. I guess it’s a start?

Anystink, I wonder what “Besotted” smells like….Stinky farts and bare feet?

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Christina Aguilera Is Right On Target.

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

She may be looking more and more like Bozo the Clown these days or could even pass for Donatella Versace’s younger sister, but Christina Aguilera still has “it”.

This week Christina has been busy promoting her new perfume called “Inspire”. Not quite sure what she means by “inspire”…gawd knows I am not inspired by her fashion sense. Yikes!

Enough ripping on Christina…for all you fans of her voice, Christina will be releasing an exclusive album through Tar-jay. “Keeps Gettin’ Betterâ€”A Decade of Hits” will feature a pair of new songs, “Dynamite” and the title track, plus re-recorded versions of her prior hits “Genie in a Bottle” and “Beautiful.”

The album is set to release November 11th. What a nice Christmas gift this album would make!

Mariah’s New Stink.

Friday, July 25th, 2008

People need to quit talking about Mariah’s supposed rocky marriage and her VMA nomination. Girlfriend has a perfume to sell, dammit! The ad above is the new visual for Mimi’s new perfume called “Luscious Pink”.

According to a source, Like M by Mariah Carey, “Luscious Pink” was developed by perfumers Carlos Benaim and Loc Dong, who noted that the new scent is “a floral melody that is as enveloping as Mariah’s voice”. The fragrance notes include bergamot, Ocean Breeze accord, sparkling Bellini accord, Tahitian Tiare, lily of the valley, pink peony, bright blond woods, creamy sandalwood and white musk.

I have no clue what most of those items smell like, but pink peonies are yum-licious. This COULD be good! Anyone have an extra scratch-n-sniff card?

Luscious Pink will be available in department stores in early August.

What Is Gardenia?

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Ever wanted to know what no talent, failed relationships, a daddy’s girl (at the age of 28), chicken of the sea, and gardenia smells like?

Well, NOW you can! Along with a new album, Jessica Simpson is going to debut her very own perfume called “Fancy”.

Jessica told a source, â€œWith Fancy, I wanted to create a pretty fragrance, one that I could be just as comfortable wearing on the red carpet or every day with my favorite jeans,â€ she says.

Translation: I wanted to slap my name on another product because I know my music career is at his biggest slump ever, ya’ll! Heck, I don’t even know what gardenia is, but it sure smells purdy!

Emma Watson Lands $6 Million Deal.

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

Emma Watson has just signed on to be the face of Coco Mademoiselle perfume by Chanel.Â The Harry Potter star already has raked in millions for her work as Hermoine in the Harry Potter movies. Â This Chanel gig will get her $6 million more in her bank account.Â Like this girl NEEDS anymore money?

Eighteen-year-old Emma will take over for Keira Knightley, whose contract with Chanel ends this summer.

Nick Cannon-Inspired Fragrance?

Friday, June 13th, 2008

It is no doubt that Mariah Carey has had a very successful year with her new album E=MC squared. Plus, girlfriend lost a ton of weight by not completing starving herself. Heck, she even married her dream man, Nick Cannon.

So, what would the OBVIOUS next step be? Umm…HELLO, making a new fragrance, of course!!!

Mariah will launch her second fragrance called “Luscious Pink” in August.

Earlier this week, Mariah told a source, “This scent is feminine, flirtatious and fun, and truly reflects where I am in my life now, after an incredible year.”

Basically it will smell like rollercoasters, expensive wedding gifts, gym sweat, and corn flakes.

Image Source: Wire Image

It’s Kate Moss’s Loss!

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Kate is losing more than just contracts! Girlfriend is losing her hair! Her fake hair, that is. Kate was all dressed up in a fabulously looking jewel encrusted black minidress and a pair of Christian Louboutin T-bar heels…looking hot and ready to rock. However, she wasn’t as well put together as she thought! According to a source, Kate walked the red carpet following the launch party for her new fragrance ‘Velvet Hour’ at a Berlin Club. Apparently, girlfriend had partied just a tad too hard and ended up losing some of her extensions. So…on the red carpet lay her loss.

How much do you want to bet Kate fires her hairstylist?

Look for Kate’s loss on eBay! You KNOW someone is going to try to make money off this shiz!

Paris Vs. Posh?

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Apparently a few people showed up for Paris’s perfume launch in London, including her mama, her papa, and her man, however, a lot MORE showed up to see Posh launch her new denim range at Harrods. In fact, everyone and their DOGS went to see Posh.

Awww, poor Paris. Maybe if she would have told people she was wearing that hideous hat, maybe more people would have came out to see her?

I don’t know…just a thought.

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Paris Does The Can-Can.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Paris is set to release yet ANOTHER fragrance and according to her Myspace she’ll be making the big debut tomorrow in the UK.

Iâ€™m in London-May 15th!

Hi guys!

Hello from Moscow. It’s so beautiful here. I leave tomorrow for the UK and am excited to announce that I will be celebrating the launch of my new fragrance, Can-Can, at Selfridges department store in London, on Oxford Street May 15th (this Thursday!).

I will be at the store to see all my London fans from 12:30pm to 2:30pm. To make sure you get in, VIP passes will be given out when you purchase any of my fragrances from the Oxford Street location on May 14th (the day before).

As always I love to see my fans in Europe and look forward to seeing you there!

all my love,

Paris xoxo

Can Can is described as “elegant but fun”, but I wonder what REALLY inspired this scent?